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Miss Suzy
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A high AF goddamn Internet Squirrel, what the fuck more do you want?

I'm here, I'm your little ray of sunshine.

ABSOLUTELY NO STARTER PACKS

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You'll fuck better on a Stearns and Foster.
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Happy holiday or not or whatever
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Dude that refers to genitals as "love bits".
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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i scream, you scream, we all scream, they just kicked us out the library
June 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Over the river and through the woods to score all the drugs I can 🎶
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Just got back from the dispensary and it was wall to wall tweakers.
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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one time i spent 12 weeks gaining the trust of a squirrel & when i was finally able to get close enough to its ear i whispered, “i don’t even know how your kind got on that ark.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I'd prefer it if you WEREN'T hot, thank you.
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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You filthy slut! (complimentary)
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Been so long since my fancy was tickled I'm wondering if it's still ticklish.
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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I have developed forearm muscles that have the appearance of someone who might habitually jerk off
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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you utter fools you absolute twats you fuckers of mothers

I love you
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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sure being the early bird is great if you’re a fuckin worm loving freak
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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me: any chance i could have some of this ground?

groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I’ve had my pipe AND my bowl and if these fiddlers three don’t show up soon it’s going to be a waste of a very good buzz.
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Some of my best posts are just the gummies talking
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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d elightful
u nbothered
m arvelous
b eing

b asking
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t he
c oolness
h erein
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Date: I don’t believe in drugs

Me, super high: oh they’re out there
February 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Oops, pretty much all unarmed, innocent children.
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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"I'm an ideas man" he said while rolling the fattest joint the world has ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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sometimes I put a little weed butter on my brekkie sammich and wake up just in time for dinner.
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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high fucktose porn syrup
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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They say all new technology is immediately used to make porn, but maybe we should not have done that with the microwave
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM