Miss Suzy
@sqrlymofo.bsky.social
A high AF goddamn Internet Squirrel, what the fuck more do you want?
I'm here, I'm your little ray of sunshine.
ABSOLUTELY NO STARTER PACKS
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao2bqerpveq
I'm here, I'm your little ray of sunshine.
ABSOLUTELY NO STARTER PACKS
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao2bqerpveq
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Miss Suzy
@sqrlymofo.bsky.social
· Jan 24
You'll fuck better on a Stearns and Foster.
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"I'm an ideas man" he said while rolling the fattest joint the world has ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"I'm an ideas man" he said while rolling the fattest joint the world has ever seen
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sometimes I put a little weed butter on my brekkie sammich and wake up just in time for dinner.
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
sometimes I put a little weed butter on my brekkie sammich and wake up just in time for dinner.
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high fucktose porn syrup
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
high fucktose porn syrup
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damn you know what would really hit the spot? some weed
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
damn you know what would really hit the spot? some weed
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They say all new technology is immediately used to make porn, but maybe we should not have done that with the microwave
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
They say all new technology is immediately used to make porn, but maybe we should not have done that with the microwave
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Don't be fooled by my Bluesky badassery. I'm probably just a guy named Todd in real life
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Don't be fooled by my Bluesky badassery. I'm probably just a guy named Todd in real life
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everyone hates on Caillou, but it turns out he's the only celebrity not in Epstein's emails
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
everyone hates on Caillou, but it turns out he's the only celebrity not in Epstein's emails
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(peering through my blinds) those motherfuckers better not come a wassailing
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
(peering through my blinds) those motherfuckers better not come a wassailing
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rerouting all attention to myself
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
rerouting all attention to myself
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The best pounding I ever got was when I slept with a football player in high school. The sex was just okay but his girlfriend beat the living piss out of me when she found out.
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The best pounding I ever got was when I slept with a football player in high school. The sex was just okay but his girlfriend beat the living piss out of me when she found out.
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On this day in 1991, I was probably having sex with some total loser.
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
On this day in 1991, I was probably having sex with some total loser.
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us
November 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
us
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if god is a man (doubtful) and he has a dick (doubtful) i bet it’s one of those fucked up duck corkscrew dicks
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
if god is a man (doubtful) and he has a dick (doubtful) i bet it’s one of those fucked up duck corkscrew dicks
It's just my tits are too good for this bullshit.
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It's just my tits are too good for this bullshit.
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I got two tickets to paradise right here babe.
*two fat joints
*two fat joints
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I got two tickets to paradise right here babe.
*two fat joints
*two fat joints
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What in the festive fuck
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
What in the festive fuck
I'd sleep with you if you weren't married, but since you're married I'll leave right after the sex. Fuck, I'll even throw the sheets in the washer for your wife, because God knows you won't.
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I'd sleep with you if you weren't married, but since you're married I'll leave right after the sex. Fuck, I'll even throw the sheets in the washer for your wife, because God knows you won't.
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Dickley Titlich
United States, Census, 1920
United States, Census, 1920
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Dickley Titlich
United States, Census, 1920
United States, Census, 1920
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You have to laugh. It's in the bluesky terms and conditions.
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You have to laugh. It's in the bluesky terms and conditions.
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if i was a squirrel my catchphrase would be “pack up your nuts, boys, and get back in the trees cuz mama’s here now”
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
if i was a squirrel my catchphrase would be “pack up your nuts, boys, and get back in the trees cuz mama’s here now”
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I have a lot to say but you fuckers never listen.
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I have a lot to say but you fuckers never listen.
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Thinking about giving Harold in 4C some yeast to help him RISE, wink wink
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Thinking about giving Harold in 4C some yeast to help him RISE, wink wink
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flapjacks sounds like a perverse aerobic activity for two or more
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
flapjacks sounds like a perverse aerobic activity for two or more
THIS IS WHAT'S NOT IN MY LUNGS FROM ONE BOWL THANKS TO #CryptidPipe
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
THIS IS WHAT'S NOT IN MY LUNGS FROM ONE BOWL THANKS TO #CryptidPipe