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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · Jul 25

I told a guy my bush was “super natural” which is true but he heard it as “supernatural” so he thought I had a magical pussy which is also true

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 16h

The word Fuck can be good or bad but Tittyfuck is only good. You would not chant Tittyfuck The Police.

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 1d

Illustration by the amazing @kromeyart.bsky.social 🥰

Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 1d

HIM: I’m afraid Ashley will want to kiss me and I won’t know what to do. Can I... practice... with you?

ME: Sure

[We kiss]

HIM: Now I’m afraid I won’t know what to do if she wants to lick my butthole

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 2d

BLOWJOBS ON THE FIRST DATE?

1955: What’s a blowjob?
1965: No
1975: Yes
2005: What’s a date?

Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 3d

I was never Goth on purpose but once I was so pale and depressed that a pack of Goths took me in and raised me as their own

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 4d

and a very sexy reading by @wumother.bsky.social 🍦🍦🍦

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 4d

Illustration by @drawingbutts

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 4d

Her ample breasts were packed into her tank top like two large scoops of ice cream, her belly spilling out the bottom like another big scoop of ice cream, as she sat eating a tub of ice cream.

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 5d

She smelled like a Gwyneth Paltrow vagina candle. I smelled like an actual vagina.

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 6d

The porno version of The Office is Pam giving Jim a blowjob while he looks at the camera and makes the Jim face

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 7d

Lame-ass ignorant dicks in junior high called me a slut when I had never even gone to first base. I wasn’t a slut until like 3 months later, assholes.

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 8d

I just want to get fucked so hard that a police detective has to draw a chalk outline of my pussy

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 9d

ME: Do you want to spank this fat ass
HIM: Oh yeah baby
ME: So you think I’m fat

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 10d

You know that one girl all the guys would bang and they’d laugh and brag about it? That was never me. I was the one they’d bang and never admit it.

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 11d

The difference between skanks and sluts is that sluts suck dick in nicer cars

Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 12d

You guys don’t look like a gang at all, more like a nerdbang

Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 12d

Extremely accurate illustration by @invisichad.bsky.social

Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 13d

I know, a woman cry-eating so hard in a low-cut tank top that she has Oreo crumble all over her cleavage sounds really sexy, but it doesn’t seem as sexy when you’re doing it

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 14d

Only the popular sluts were called sluts, the rest of us were skanks which means slutty and also a loser

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 15d

ME AS A TEEN: Mom PLEASE do not talk to me about BOOBS it is SO! EMBARRASSING!

ME NOW: Daaaaamn Mom you got some big-ass titties

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 16d

HIM: I did 69 with my sister’s daughter

ME: Niece

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 17d

HIM: Why can’t I find a nice decent respectable girl who likes me?

ME: [can’t answer, his dick is in my mouth]

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 18d

A dramatic reading by @wumother.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️

Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 18d

I wet my pants at school in third grade but that’s not the embarrassing part. One jackass boy kept teasing me about it in junior high, but that’s not the embarrassing part. The embarrassing part is that I sucked that boy’s dick in high school.

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 19d

If it wasn’t a sex thing, putting a guy’s dick in your mouth would just be a funny adorable thing to do, like look at me, I’m so playful and silly