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As I was saying to my buddy Josh today
"Well, we wrote HIS TRIUMPH in huge letters and shot you from below, insinuating a position of power, but there's one small obstacle which is that you are a bloated, misshapen septuagenarian slob"
mxdshipwreck.bsky.social
All of Chapter One is so high quality. I had some issues with Chapter Two but it was still quite good overall
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I'm getting another urge to dive into a long fantasy or sci-fi book series. I'm probably not gonna, but the yearning is there
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canonical yellow mold doesn't have an AC at all but I couldn't pass up a cheap shot
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you can always tell when I'm avoiding a task I don't want to do because I give oxygen to stuff like this
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How can he not be? All of the other Slim Shadys are just imitating
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joshseybert.bsky.social
What happens when I listen to Yes.
It's the sicko guy except I photoshopped Jon Davidson, the founding lead singer for Yes, peeking through the window and saying Yes...Ha hahaha YES!
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I have created a new hero called Beat Up Everybody Man whose one and only listed power is "he can beat up any other superhero." check mate comic book lovers
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Invincible and The Walking Dead creator Robert Kirkman Says "My Cynical Amoral Shitty Super-Guy Defeats Your Good Wholesome Stupid Super-Guy Because I am Twelve Years Old"
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sweet fancy moses, the collider headline is even stupider somehow
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what I see in my mind whenever anyone says shit like this
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that and the rank lop-eared stupidity was 100% home grown human
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lmao we're doing great, guys. outsourcing our intellect to the slop mill is truly going to save us
mxdshipwreck.bsky.social
Kermit the Frog Has Big Feelings About Save Vs. Rods (10 Hrs.)
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"I will make it exciting, captivating and very adult. Just let me know when you're ready to put it in"
mxdshipwreck.bsky.social
"The yellow mold's armor class is 18, what do you roll?"
"I know what I rolled, but I don't have to tell you."
"You do if you want to play the game"
"You're a very disrespectful young man"
acousticmeatus.bsky.social
Last night I had a nightmare about playing dungeons and dragons with jordan peterson