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The kind of game where the software company has a PO box in Utah that's applied to the case with a label gun
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Were these made in MS Paint '97? Jumbo Clipart Collection on 20 CD-ROMs?
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Look man I'm not asking for the moon here but could publishing houses at least NOT deliberately make the shittiest covers imaginable?
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vapourwraith.bsky.social
Hello #portfolioday

I'm Lizbeth and trying to rewire my brain around making artwork for myself, which feels nearly impossible these days compared to making art for my students. I've been playing video games for hours a day while watching my newborn son. Trying to be kind to myself despite artblock.
mxdshipwreck.bsky.social
you specifically get the track "Spacelab"
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Ice-T voice: O. N., original nightmare
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I love when the right wing says shit like "we're going to stand strong" when they mostly just mewl about the most inconsequential shit imaginable
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He called his company Merit Street lmao
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Was she a shelter dog / rescue? I keep wondering if that might have something to do with it
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He's also hoping if he holds out long enough he'll get a better deal
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I envy the dog owners whose dogs just devour their dinner the second they see it. This guy has to carefully monitor after every tiny bite and make it a 20-minute ordeal because if I leave or do anything he won't eat at all
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ironweed.bsky.social
Alligators seem to make people take running starts and then somersault over stuff and crash into other people, that's what scares me about them the most, because I might hurt my back.
mxdshipwreck.bsky.social
I played it once with this guy who made it a point to try to force people into a crisis about their own morality. a fascinating alternative to fun
mxdshipwreck.bsky.social
I think about this fake commercial for DEGENETRON like three times a week.

"Dad! No one wants to hear your stupid Vietnam stories!"
"Hey angel, do you want to read a book or go outside?"
"NO!!!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp5h...
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City - Degenerator
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I'm Wasted
Hippie Shit
Mediæval Væbes
Aaaahhh! My Prostate!
mxdshipwreck.bsky.social
Something I feel both this and AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON got extremely correct is the feeling of monsters causing absolute fucking chaos wherever they go. Like yes, they do damage, but ultimately the blind panic they cause does even more
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I'd recognize ALLIGATOR's theme song anywhere. The movie that taught me that the way alligator attacks work is they just kind of stand there with their mouth open and then you lay in their mouth and then just sorta roll off it, dead
orionjack.bsky.social
We don’t talk enough about the greatest wedding scene ever filmed 🎥
mxdshipwreck.bsky.social
my penchant for reading old issues of DRAGON keeps me grounded