Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

caffeine anxiety literal death

@mxdshipwreck.bsky.social

3.9K followers 2.3K following 26K posts

they/he horror | movies | horror movies | nerd stuff trans and reproductive rights Certified Stupid Account

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 1h

As I was saying to my buddy Josh today

"Well, we wrote HIS TRIUMPH in huge letters and shot you from below, insinuating a position of power, but there's one small obstacle which is that you are a bloated, misshapen septuagenarian slob"

caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 1h

All of Chapter One is so high quality. I had some issues with Chapter Two but it was still quite good overall

caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 1h

no tom, that's how they get you!!!

1 2

caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 1h

I know myself. I won't make it

caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 1h

I'm getting another urge to dive into a long fantasy or sci-fi book series. I'm probably not gonna, but the yearning is there

3 12

caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 1h

canonical yellow mold doesn't have an AC at all but I couldn't pass up a cheap shot

caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 1h

you can always tell when I'm avoiding a task I don't want to do because I give oxygen to stuff like this

caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 1h

you make a very solid case

1 4

caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 1h

How can he not be? All of the other Slim Shadys are just imitating

caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 1h

I'll have to take your word for it

1 5

Reposted by caffeine anxiety literal death

ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 23h

5 120 550

Reposted by caffeine anxiety literal death

Josh Frightbert @joshseybert.bsky.social · 1h

What happens when I listen to Yes.

It's the sicko guy except I photoshopped Jon Davidson, the founding lead singer for Yes, peeking through the window and saying Yes...Ha hahaha YES!

1 7 18

caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 1h

I have created a new hero called Beat Up Everybody Man whose one and only listed power is "he can beat up any other superhero." check mate comic book lovers

2 6

caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 1h

Breaking: Robert Kirkman a Dipshit

caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 1h

Invincible and The Walking Dead creator Robert Kirkman Says "My Cynical Amoral Shitty Super-Guy Defeats Your Good Wholesome Stupid Super-Guy Because I am Twelve Years Old"

2 2 18

caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 1h

sweet fancy moses, the collider headline is even stupider somehow

8 1 18

caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 1h

what I see in my mind whenever anyone says shit like this

1 2

caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 1h

Possible humiliation kink at play

1 1

caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 2h

Thinking about this banger again

caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 2h

that and the rank lop-eared stupidity was 100% home grown human

1 3

caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 2h

lmao we're doing great, guys. outsourcing our intellect to the slop mill is truly going to save us

Justin Carter @gigawattconduit.bsky.social · 4h

I just…

Fueled by depression, the man meant to back up his collection and create a base for training AI to make better “robot pornography” but he uploaded it to the government computer by accident. He didn’t realize what he’d done until DOE investigators came calling six months later to ask why their servers were now filled with thousands of pornographic pictures.

“The Individual ‘thought that even though his personal drives were connected to [his employer’s], they were somehow partitioned, and his personal material would not contaminate his [government-issued computer],” a DOE report said.

According to the report, the man was using his cellphone to look at AI-generated porn images, but the screen wasn’t big enough so he moved the pictures to his government computer. “He also reported that, since the 1990s, he had maintained a ‘giant compressed file with several directories of pornographic images,’ which he moved to his personal cloud storage drive so he could use them to make generative images,” he said. “It was this directory of sexually explicit images that was ultimately uploaded to his employer’s network when he performed a back-up procedure on March 23, 2023.”

caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 2h

lmao holy fucking shit, man

1 3

caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 2h

Kermit the Frog Has Big Feelings About Save Vs. Rods (10 Hrs.)

caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 2h

"I will make it exciting, captivating and very adult. Just let me know when you're ready to put it in"

caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 2h

"The yellow mold's armor class is 18, what do you roll?"
"I know what I rolled, but I don't have to tell you."
"You do if you want to play the game"
"You're a very disrespectful young man"

Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 6h

Last night I had a nightmare about playing dungeons and dragons with jordan peterson

3 1 21