Flute Manhawk
@thelittlestoaf.bsky.social
High class clown. Drummer/Musician. Commercial Photographer. Jaywalking enthusiast.
Toronto
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People who spoil TV shows should be shot to death like Chelsea and Rick in The White Lotus season 3 finale.
June 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
People who spoil TV shows should be shot to death like Chelsea and Rick in The White Lotus season 3 finale.
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FYI, If your child falls into an enclosure we get to keep it.
December 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
FYI, If your child falls into an enclosure we get to keep it.
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cowboy who stubbed his toe:
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
cowboy who stubbed his toe:
My niece is bringing her new baby to my house for Christmas dinner but my dogs have never met a baby before. Does anyone have a spare one I could test them out on?
December 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
My niece is bringing her new baby to my house for Christmas dinner but my dogs have never met a baby before. Does anyone have a spare one I could test them out on?
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I’d use one of my wishes to go into your dog’s body when I wanted to hump your leg but then get out before the whole licking my own ass part
December 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I’d use one of my wishes to go into your dog’s body when I wanted to hump your leg but then get out before the whole licking my own ass part
They call me Two Bag Johnny…
December 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
They call me Two Bag Johnny…
Went to the zoo and saw a duck duck under some humping camels.
December 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Went to the zoo and saw a duck duck under some humping camels.
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BLOYCE!? That's a major appliance, not a NAME.
Bloyce Thompson set be sworn in as the 35th premier of Prince Edward Island
Bloyce Thompson set be sworn in as the 35th premier of Prince Edward Island
CHARLOTTETOWN - Bloyce Thompson is set be sworn in as the 35th premier of Prince Edward Island.
www.thestar.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
BLOYCE!? That's a major appliance, not a NAME.
Don't tell anyone but Queen Elizabeth didn't die. She lives with me now. I just heated up a 7-11 burrito in the microwave for her and we're going to watch The Young & The Restless.
December 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Don't tell anyone but Queen Elizabeth didn't die. She lives with me now. I just heated up a 7-11 burrito in the microwave for her and we're going to watch The Young & The Restless.
*humblebrag incoming*
After today I am off work for FOUR WEEKS!! I didn't use all my vacation time this year so I added a week to either side of our Christmas break.
I haven't had this much time off since I was last unemployed about 15 years ago.
After today I am off work for FOUR WEEKS!! I didn't use all my vacation time this year so I added a week to either side of our Christmas break.
I haven't had this much time off since I was last unemployed about 15 years ago.
December 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
*humblebrag incoming*
After today I am off work for FOUR WEEKS!! I didn't use all my vacation time this year so I added a week to either side of our Christmas break.
I haven't had this much time off since I was last unemployed about 15 years ago.
After today I am off work for FOUR WEEKS!! I didn't use all my vacation time this year so I added a week to either side of our Christmas break.
I haven't had this much time off since I was last unemployed about 15 years ago.
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i used chatgpt to raise my baby and in their first year they tried to kill me eleven times
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i used chatgpt to raise my baby and in their first year they tried to kill me eleven times
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I can't remember how many times my mom would say, "Don't leave your room until you've transcended this realm!" I'd be in my room for days and I'd say, "Mom, I can't transcend!". Then Mom would tell to just tell me to pick up my dirty socks.
December 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I can't remember how many times my mom would say, "Don't leave your room until you've transcended this realm!" I'd be in my room for days and I'd say, "Mom, I can't transcend!". Then Mom would tell to just tell me to pick up my dirty socks.
Is this:
a) A Toronto commuter train station?
or
b) Grandad's tombstone?
a) A Toronto commuter train station?
or
b) Grandad's tombstone?
December 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Is this:
a) A Toronto commuter train station?
or
b) Grandad's tombstone?
a) A Toronto commuter train station?
or
b) Grandad's tombstone?
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That old “monkey see monkey do” thing is a buncha horseshit. That chimpanzee watched me fix my Oldsmobile for six hours and all it did was tear off my face
October 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
That old “monkey see monkey do” thing is a buncha horseshit. That chimpanzee watched me fix my Oldsmobile for six hours and all it did was tear off my face
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With the skills and abilities I have at talking myself out of bed in the morning, I should be a hostage negotiator.
December 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
With the skills and abilities I have at talking myself out of bed in the morning, I should be a hostage negotiator.
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be careful out there today the static electricity is really bad some tacos just stuck to my mouth
December 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
be careful out there today the static electricity is really bad some tacos just stuck to my mouth
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Peeling a burrito like a banana
December 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Peeling a burrito like a banana
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[shitfaced at my HS reunion] Has anyone seen the lunch lady
December 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
[shitfaced at my HS reunion] Has anyone seen the lunch lady
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A nurse taking my blood told me I have really nice veins.
I suspect she tells this to everybody, but it really made my day.
I suspect she tells this to everybody, but it really made my day.
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
A nurse taking my blood told me I have really nice veins.
I suspect she tells this to everybody, but it really made my day.
I suspect she tells this to everybody, but it really made my day.
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'You're taller than you sound'.
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
'You're taller than you sound'.
What’s the weirdest compliment you ever received?
Someone once told me that I looked really cool while I was taking a nap.
They said I had a bitchin’ rest face.
Someone once told me that I looked really cool while I was taking a nap.
They said I had a bitchin’ rest face.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
What’s the weirdest compliment you ever received?
Someone once told me that I looked really cool while I was taking a nap.
They said I had a bitchin’ rest face.
Someone once told me that I looked really cool while I was taking a nap.
They said I had a bitchin’ rest face.
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
Strapping a roomba to each foot and vacuuming off into the sunset.
December 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Strapping a roomba to each foot and vacuuming off into the sunset.