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@elgecko.bsky.social
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artist and pizzatarian | he/him my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bjfludfmiz3l6hbduszw6dw/lists/3klsikpa3pl2o
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elgecko.bsky.social
A handful of the art styles I work in. There's a lot more, as I can barely focus on a single medium at one time. Stick around and find out! 😅
Digital illustration of a creature. It is snake-like with four legs and is lightly armored on it's back and limbs. Color is added using the Halftone technique. It's face has an armored mask with three holes that are used to take in air, as it hunts by sense of smell alone. ASCII fan art of Lain Iwakura, from Serial Experiments Lain. Head and shoulders view of her with head leaning against her hand at the side of her face. Pixel art of a gummi factory in the hills. The factory is a partial human torso, with Haribo Twin Snakes flying out the top. Abstract chalk art. Three friends enjoying a box of pizza. The figures are abnormally shaped and different from one another, yet similar in their absurdity.
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vermontchicken.bsky.social
I will not watch a video if I can read an article just like I will not make a call if I can communicate in a text or email.

Not because I'm old or because I'm young or whatever ageist bullshit; because I hate people.
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ashleysays.bsky.social
You’re allowed to ghost people in October. It’s festive
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mamafirefly.bsky.social
creating hits on this Casio keyboard
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elleisanisland.bsky.social
Someone should invent a rope I'm not at the end of
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wristroom.bsky.social
Now that i'm 46, i understand why pirates kept parrots. It's to help them remember words.
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crzyfkinworld.bsky.social
‘Where do bad rainbows go? To prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.’
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jakevig.bsky.social
Check out this argument between two telepaths:
elgecko.bsky.social
Gonna try my best 😑
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trickykat.bsky.social
i've lost the will for you to live
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tomorrowx3.bsky.social
Did you just fall from heaven because it looks like you’re in pain 😕
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midnightviolets.bsky.social
a meeting without food should be an email
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daddyjew.bsky.social
*places bong on coaster bc i’m a proper gentleman
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leenmcbeans.bsky.social
As someone that’s struggled with depression for the majority of my life, I’ve only more recently started making sure the struggle is acknowledged but not internalized as a permanent personality trait and why that distinction matters so much
elgecko.bsky.social
A new interview tomorrow, just as this last temp contract is expiring. Everything's coming up Milhouse!
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patnspankme.bsky.social
heard your fart from across the bar and really dig your vibe
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stonedeva.bsky.social
could a depressed person do this?

[eats a third bagel]
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gupton68.bsky.social
Someone at the supermarket asked if I knew where the cheese aisle was and it was just pure instinct to give them wrong directions so there was more cheese left for me.
elgecko.bsky.social
I've got seven pounds of gummi heading to my house this week, it's so over.
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
The authentic Italian way to eat spaghetti is to use crochet needles to crochet it into various shapes as you eat it.
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
In a few years the pendulum will swing back and people will start getting buccal fat additions.

Big chipmunk cheeks, cheeks like they're smuggling an apple, cheeks that materialize out of nowhere tiny Italian grandmas to pinch them at random times
elgecko.bsky.social
Breakfast of champion: anti-depressants and an energy drink.
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the-bearminator.bsky.social
Four cheese pizzas deserve more respect.