Tony
@elgecko.bsky.social
artist and pizzatarian | he/him
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Tony
@elgecko.bsky.social
· Dec 2
A handful of the art styles I work in. There's a lot more, as I can barely focus on a single medium at one time. Stick around and find out! 😅
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Oh mighty Stand Mixer, where are you in my hour of knead?
December 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Oh mighty Stand Mixer, where are you in my hour of knead?
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Jake Paul should keep doing his podcast or whatever thing through his fucked up jaw, just completely unintelligible cries of pain that might be questions or answers with guests.
Jake Paul: *unintelligible moaning*
Guest: you're so right for that brother
Jake Paul: *unintelligible moaning*
Guest: you're so right for that brother
December 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Jake Paul should keep doing his podcast or whatever thing through his fucked up jaw, just completely unintelligible cries of pain that might be questions or answers with guests.
Jake Paul: *unintelligible moaning*
Guest: you're so right for that brother
Jake Paul: *unintelligible moaning*
Guest: you're so right for that brother
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this is way too much diggity, we’re gonna have to bag it up
November 5, 2025 at 7:05 AM
this is way too much diggity, we’re gonna have to bag it up
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it’s ok, broken taco shell
u can still be chips
u can still be chips
December 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
it’s ok, broken taco shell
u can still be chips
u can still be chips
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Who needs a snooze button when you can just jolt yourself out of a different nightmare every 7 minutes.
December 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Who needs a snooze button when you can just jolt yourself out of a different nightmare every 7 minutes.
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drawing eyes on my eyelids so i don’t have to make eye contact with anyone
December 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
drawing eyes on my eyelids so i don’t have to make eye contact with anyone
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The Situationship of the Ring
December 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The Situationship of the Ring
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Idk why I’m even cutting this pizza it’s just me here
December 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Idk why I’m even cutting this pizza it’s just me here
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this dumpster fire will keep us all warm
December 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
this dumpster fire will keep us all warm
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baked potato bodysuit with crispy skin shell
December 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
baked potato bodysuit with crispy skin shell
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Bringing Rice Krispie treats to the Solstice Blood Sacrifice tomorrow
December 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Bringing Rice Krispie treats to the Solstice Blood Sacrifice tomorrow
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Nietzsche once called Kant "the catastrophic spider of German philosophy," in case you thought millennials invented shade.
December 18, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Nietzsche once called Kant "the catastrophic spider of German philosophy," in case you thought millennials invented shade.
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Dough-not underestimate the power of a freshly glazed donut to make your day.
December 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Dough-not underestimate the power of a freshly glazed donut to make your day.
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There is an ocean in the sky
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
There is an ocean in the sky
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Actual artists feel weird about selling their art, because they know selling it is only part of the reason they created it.
GenAI fuckwits don't feel that at all. They had a plagiarism machine regurgitate it for money, there is zero other reason for it to exist.
GenAI fuckwits don't feel that at all. They had a plagiarism machine regurgitate it for money, there is zero other reason for it to exist.
January 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Actual artists feel weird about selling their art, because they know selling it is only part of the reason they created it.
GenAI fuckwits don't feel that at all. They had a plagiarism machine regurgitate it for money, there is zero other reason for it to exist.
GenAI fuckwits don't feel that at all. They had a plagiarism machine regurgitate it for money, there is zero other reason for it to exist.
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Visitors are coming, so you clean your messy house because your standard of cleanliness is based on the houses you visit, houses that look spotless since they cleaned up before you arrived after seeing your house was clean when they visited.
Together, we can stop this.
Don’t clean up.
Together, we can stop this.
Don’t clean up.
December 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Visitors are coming, so you clean your messy house because your standard of cleanliness is based on the houses you visit, houses that look spotless since they cleaned up before you arrived after seeing your house was clean when they visited.
Together, we can stop this.
Don’t clean up.
Together, we can stop this.
Don’t clean up.
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hope the music finds you, always
December 20, 2025 at 6:41 AM
hope the music finds you, always
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I just killed a bug and said “sorry, buddy” as I flushed him down the toilet
December 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I just killed a bug and said “sorry, buddy” as I flushed him down the toilet
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I feel like smoking weed gives my emotions a whore's bath
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I feel like smoking weed gives my emotions a whore's bath
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sour grapes are just regular grapes that are green with envy
December 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
sour grapes are just regular grapes that are green with envy
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I'm actually really funny if you've never heard a joke before
December 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I'm actually really funny if you've never heard a joke before
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slipping in and out of dissociation like a game of peek-a-boo
December 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
slipping in and out of dissociation like a game of peek-a-boo