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elgecko.bsky.social
Tony
@elgecko.bsky.social
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artist and pizzatarian | he/him

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elgecko.bsky.social
SOMEONE ~ahem~ drew on me while I was concentrating 😑
A person squatting down to write something on a wall in chalk; meanwhile, a skeeting dick & balls were drawn on the back of their jacket while they were distracted.
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM
elgecko.bsky.social
✨ Cryptid sighting ✨
A sculpture of a snake-like dragon, the body going in and out of a shallow body of water. It has a fins behind it's face and on the spine.
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
elgecko.bsky.social
Need to stop rewarding myself with cake simply for running errands, but holy cannoli this piece!
A hand holding a towering chocolate cake slice, made of six layers with chocolate frosting in between. The cake sits on a plastic square plate.
November 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
elgecko.bsky.social
Gottem! Gonna try some tonite and if I dont inhale the bag, bring the rest over to a movie nite lol
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
elgecko.bsky.social
Made a little friend last nite! It's coming with me on a bike ride today.
A small, handmade figurine with a button for an eye. It is made from synthetic wool, stuffed with wax chips and sewn together.
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
elgecko.bsky.social
Need stickier rice next time, but otherwise it was very tasty!
A single spam musubi on a plate. The brick is barely holding shape, the nori delicately wrapping around the sesame seeds, meat and rice.
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
elgecko.bsky.social
You can find me next to the snack table the entire nite.
A snapshot of me in a lizard onesie, eating finger food and holding a beer. I'm winking at the flash.
November 1, 2025 at 6:53 AM
elgecko.bsky.social
Merry spooky season!
A large chalkboard filled with color illustrations. Top row from left to right: egg with asterisk (*the egg is fondant, oh the horror), a purple mask with golden horn, a jellyfish saying "BOO", and a simple curved dagger. Center row from left: a cartoon bat flying, a sitting orange cat with an annoyed tail flicking, and a bust of a bearded dragon with a halo. Bottom row: a mimic pretending to be a sandwich with tomato + onion + lettuce, an "eye" scream (ice cream) popsicle laying on the ground after being bitten into and spilling red liquid, and finally a purple bird with a human skull as a head.
October 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
elgecko.bsky.social
It was a dope creek kinda day.
A shot of a shallow creek, taken from the bank side. There are various rocks and boulders among the water, with vines and plants on the other bank. The sun is shining through the foliage above.
October 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
elgecko.bsky.social
Not quite midnite, but still pizza
On a dinner plate, a cheese pizza that had been cooked with a cast iron in the oven. Garlic alfredo sauce, mozzarella and gouda with common pizza herbs.
October 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
elgecko.bsky.social
Waiting on October to start.
A simple chalk drawing of an orange cat sitting. Their eyes are closed, tail flicking in annoyance, with a thought bubble above their head that's filled with squiggly line noise.
September 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
elgecko.bsky.social
~bonus grated cheese photo~
A tower of two cheeses resting on a plate, formed after the vertical grater was lifted. The cheeses are mozzarella + gouda made with tomato & oregano. There is a jar of marinara sauce and sliced pickles in the background, along with a pair of silicone mats.
September 21, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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It was so tasty. The pickles danced with the cheese, while the sauce cut in for the slow dance.
A cast iron pizza! Ingredients: red sauce, mozzarella, gouda made with tomato and oregano, and fresh pickle halved slices. A slice of the pickle pizza on a plate. The crust is barely visible, but it was very crunchy.
September 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
elgecko.bsky.social
~drooling~
Half-frame photo: top frame is pepperoni; bottom frame is pepperoni, pineapple and jalapeño. Half-frame photo: top frame is black olives, bell pepper and onion; bottom frame is cheese plain!
September 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
elgecko.bsky.social
✨
A meme taken from Tumblr. It's a photo of Dolly Parton aiming a rifle, the text caption says "healing era"
September 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
elgecko.bsky.social
🦊
Half-frame photo: top half is of an unknown flower with trees and sky in the background; bottom half is of a lakeside with a couple of ducks and very tall trees far behind them.
September 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
elgecko.bsky.social
~inhales matcha donut~
Half-frame photo: top frame is a selfie biting into a matcha donut; bottom frame is a top-down view of six donuts!
September 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
elgecko.bsky.social
Tree troll! Answer my riddles three and I won't aim at you to pee.
A photo a friend took of me in a tree on a cliffside.
September 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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🍗
A fourth of a waffle-shaped cheese disc. There is a trail in the background with tall trees and a clear sky.
September 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
elgecko.bsky.social
Managed to fit many swedish fish into an old gin bottle, slowing the pace at which I inhale them. It has been so frustrating and yet I return.
A tall glass bottle that has been cleaned out and repurposed to hold chewy candy. The size of the bottleneck makes it difficult to get a substantial amount of fish out at one time. The bottle is centered on a cutting mat atop a cluttered drafting table.
September 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Silly sketch in a new'ish sketchbook. There are only a couple rules set up for this one (black & red ink, minimal use of references).
A sketch in pen using two ink colors, black and red. The main subject is a human head as if it were cut in half vertically and was being viewed from the side as a slice. There is smoke coming out of the mouth, which leads to a nonsensical phrase surrounded by sparkles that says "always silver before Beef" Inside the skull where the brain should be is a cheese pizza slice. Additionally, above the head to the right is a cut of steak.
September 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
elgecko.bsky.social
Walk without rhythm 🐡
A tall sand dune on a beach. There are many crevices across the wall, a hazy blue sky above.
August 31, 2025 at 1:14 AM
elgecko.bsky.social
Managed three long chains! Still think it's too tight or loose, but I there is some consistency :)
A top-down view of three crochet chains of varying lengths and quality. They are lying on a cutting mat next to a metal crocket needle.
August 29, 2025 at 6:52 AM
elgecko.bsky.social
It's been about a year since I buried my friend Frank at sea. As I live vicariously through others' pets, I look forward to raising another lizard in the future.
A bearded dragon laying on a couch. He is wearing a pair of felt wings I made him for Halloween. There are chocolate gold coins in front of him as if he is a dragon protecting his hoard.
August 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
elgecko.bsky.social
Drop some hats
A selfie from a few years back, standing in the shade on a friend's farm. My hair is nearly shoulder length, my face with a beard and mustache. I'm wearing a cowboy style hat I just bought; it's brown and has a leather band across the middle, adorned with silver shapes evenly spaced around the band.
August 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM