Von Hitchofen ™⍼☈♅ 🛩👹😬
@vonhitchofen.bsky.social
Another hard shift at the keyboard factory.
From an obscure body in the S-K System
Internet legend of the Ineffectual Dork Web
I like aeroplanes and em dashes.
Team Crap Dad.
From an obscure body in the S-K System
Internet legend of the Ineffectual Dork Web
I like aeroplanes and em dashes.
Team Crap Dad.
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Doctors: we need to boost your confidence and find your inner happiness!
Depressed person: that would be great
Doctors: *prescribes drugs that lowers your libido and makes you fat*
Depressed person:
Depressed person: that would be great
Doctors: *prescribes drugs that lowers your libido and makes you fat*
Depressed person:
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I guess when you're rich you can't comprehend people having no money, much feminism from Maya as usual. They are willing to see organisations that actually help people shut down if they don't follow their weird little ideology, but yeah, she's a "women's rights campaigner"
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I guess when you're rich you can't comprehend people having no money, much feminism from Maya as usual. They are willing to see organisations that actually help people shut down if they don't follow their weird little ideology, but yeah, she's a "women's rights campaigner"
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PENTAGON PIZZA TRACKER ISNT REAL PENTAGON PIZZA TRACKER ISNT REAL PENTAGON PIZZA TRACKER ISNT REAL PENTAGON PIZZA TRACKER ISNT REAL PENTAGON PIZZA TRACKER ISNT REAL
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
PENTAGON PIZZA TRACKER ISNT REAL PENTAGON PIZZA TRACKER ISNT REAL PENTAGON PIZZA TRACKER ISNT REAL PENTAGON PIZZA TRACKER ISNT REAL PENTAGON PIZZA TRACKER ISNT REAL
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They couldn't organise a revolution on a fairground waltzer
Zarah Sultana boycotts first day of Your Party conference over 'witch hunt' expulsions
Zarah Sultana boycotts first day of Your Party conference over 'witch hunt' expulsions
Zarah Sultana has boycotted day one of the Your Party Conference over the expulsion of members of left-wing groups.
news.sky.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
They couldn't organise a revolution on a fairground waltzer
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When Russia launched its genocidal full scale invasion of Ukraine, Corbyn and almost the entire uk leftists signed a letter calling the democratically elected government of Ukraine "Ukrainian regime" and stated Ukraine did not have "sovereign right to join NATO"
www.stopwar.org.uk/article/list...
www.stopwar.org.uk/article/list...
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
When Russia launched its genocidal full scale invasion of Ukraine, Corbyn and almost the entire uk leftists signed a letter calling the democratically elected government of Ukraine "Ukrainian regime" and stated Ukraine did not have "sovereign right to join NATO"
www.stopwar.org.uk/article/list...
www.stopwar.org.uk/article/list...
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"I don't fight fascists because I think I'll win. I fight fascists because they are fascists."
Something I heard a while back that stuck with me.
Something I heard a while back that stuck with me.
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"I don't fight fascists because I think I'll win. I fight fascists because they are fascists."
Something I heard a while back that stuck with me.
Something I heard a while back that stuck with me.
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SLAVERY AND TREASON BURIED IN THE SAME GRAVE
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
SLAVERY AND TREASON BURIED IN THE SAME GRAVE
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"Why did he cross the country..."
I don't know buddy why did Mark David Chapman travel from Hawaii to New York City to kill John Lennon? Were there no celebrities closer? Like maybe in LA?
I don't know buddy why did Mark David Chapman travel from Hawaii to New York City to kill John Lennon? Were there no celebrities closer? Like maybe in LA?
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"Why did he cross the country..."
I don't know buddy why did Mark David Chapman travel from Hawaii to New York City to kill John Lennon? Were there no celebrities closer? Like maybe in LA?
I don't know buddy why did Mark David Chapman travel from Hawaii to New York City to kill John Lennon? Were there no celebrities closer? Like maybe in LA?
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Yes this is conspiratorial thinking. With no evidence you're accusing the CIA of threatening to kill children unless they agree to carry out an attack on American soldiers.
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Yes this is conspiratorial thinking. With no evidence you're accusing the CIA of threatening to kill children unless they agree to carry out an attack on American soldiers.
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If a student’s reaction to assigned material is “I reject the assigned material outright as a matter of personal belief,” the response should be “we respect your beliefs so much that we’re unenrolling you from this class to make room for a student interested in engaging with the subject.”
November 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
If a student’s reaction to assigned material is “I reject the assigned material outright as a matter of personal belief,” the response should be “we respect your beliefs so much that we’re unenrolling you from this class to make room for a student interested in engaging with the subject.”
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I expect canceled sex pest performers to find other employment. Send them all to string wire for the phone company or something.
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I expect canceled sex pest performers to find other employment. Send them all to string wire for the phone company or something.
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The CIA: famously unable to stop 9/11, but can definitely pull off a Reichstag Fire when asked by the guy who hates the agency.
November 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The CIA: famously unable to stop 9/11, but can definitely pull off a Reichstag Fire when asked by the guy who hates the agency.
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Western values?
Spend money that you don’t have.
Leverage everything and get bailed out by bankruptcy.
Don’t care about neighbors or friends, just become a dictator so you can shout at women and be feared by white men.
Spend money that you don’t have.
Leverage everything and get bailed out by bankruptcy.
Don’t care about neighbors or friends, just become a dictator so you can shout at women and be feared by white men.
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Western values?
Spend money that you don’t have.
Leverage everything and get bailed out by bankruptcy.
Don’t care about neighbors or friends, just become a dictator so you can shout at women and be feared by white men.
Spend money that you don’t have.
Leverage everything and get bailed out by bankruptcy.
Don’t care about neighbors or friends, just become a dictator so you can shout at women and be feared by white men.
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i mean what are these "western values" these guys are so hopped up about? they are directly antagonistic to western europe. they don't believe in civil liberties. they reject democracy. and don't get me started on christianity, they hate their white neighbors almost as much as the brown ones
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
i mean what are these "western values" these guys are so hopped up about? they are directly antagonistic to western europe. they don't believe in civil liberties. they reject democracy. and don't get me started on christianity, they hate their white neighbors almost as much as the brown ones
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This is what is often overlooked. They are willing to sacrifice democracy because they believe that is the only way to save civilization itself. Now that democracy threatens white supremacy, and they associate civilization with whiteness, they need to eliminate democracy and rights.
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This is what is often overlooked. They are willing to sacrifice democracy because they believe that is the only way to save civilization itself. Now that democracy threatens white supremacy, and they associate civilization with whiteness, they need to eliminate democracy and rights.
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They think a stable, wealthy society is something intrinsic to the “national character” or “genetic” instead of something hard-won through the decades-long development of stable institutions.
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
They think a stable, wealthy society is something intrinsic to the “national character” or “genetic” instead of something hard-won through the decades-long development of stable institutions.
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JD Vance's ideal America is a place with half the GDP where everyone with potential and options gets the fuck out, a shithole that people from countries with actual dynamism visit to watch chintzy 'traditional' dances before going home.
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
JD Vance's ideal America is a place with half the GDP where everyone with potential and options gets the fuck out, a shithole that people from countries with actual dynamism visit to watch chintzy 'traditional' dances before going home.
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‘Look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else.’
- The Player, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead
Words to live by, at least until your final exit.
- The Player, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead
Words to live by, at least until your final exit.
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
‘Look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else.’
- The Player, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead
Words to live by, at least until your final exit.
- The Player, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead
Words to live by, at least until your final exit.
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The New York Times has absolutely had its share of creepers and sexists on its staff and in its boardrooms. No media entity is immune, I feel reasonably confident in saying (and yes, we could expand from there). Also, generally, patriarchy is a hell of a drug.
Are you saying the New York Times is a creeper sexist?
Actually, that makes a lot of sense.
Actually, that makes a lot of sense.
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The New York Times has absolutely had its share of creepers and sexists on its staff and in its boardrooms. No media entity is immune, I feel reasonably confident in saying (and yes, we could expand from there). Also, generally, patriarchy is a hell of a drug.
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That's a masterful aside to lump Afghanis into this. Hegs keeps up with the zeitgeist!
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
That's a masterful aside to lump Afghanis into this. Hegs keeps up with the zeitgeist!
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Just Arrived At The Your Party Conference. Buzzing!
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Just Arrived At The Your Party Conference. Buzzing!
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Real estate mate of Trumps who’s coaching the Russians on how to get trump to fck over Ukraine.
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Real estate mate of Trumps who’s coaching the Russians on how to get trump to fck over Ukraine.
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