Von Hitchofen ™⍼☈♅ 🛩👹😬
@vonhitchofen.bsky.social
Another hard shift at the keyboard factory.
From an obscure body in the S-K System
Internet legend of the Ineffectual Dork Web
I like aeroplanes and em dashes.
Team Crap Dad.
From an obscure body in the S-K System
Internet legend of the Ineffectual Dork Web
I like aeroplanes and em dashes.
Team Crap Dad.
Reposted by Von Hitchofen ™⍼☈♅ 🛩👹😬
oh, and this shouldn't need saying but still: the telegraph can absolutely fuck off with their pearl clutching too, i've got far more in common with a 14 year old kid playing my little pony rpg than any of the fuckers at that rag
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
oh, and this shouldn't need saying but still: the telegraph can absolutely fuck off with their pearl clutching too, i've got far more in common with a 14 year old kid playing my little pony rpg than any of the fuckers at that rag
Reposted by Von Hitchofen ™⍼☈♅ 🛩👹😬
Tom Stoppard also had a side hustle in fixing other people's scripts
His IMDB profile would be incredibly impressive on its own. I had no idea until now that he was a script doctor on so many major movies!
www.imdb.com/name/nm00017...
www.imdb.com/name/nm00017...
November 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Tom Stoppard also had a side hustle in fixing other people's scripts
Reposted by Von Hitchofen ™⍼☈♅ 🛩👹😬
At 18 I spoke to my parents, in a different country, every few days on a coin operated payphone. I saw them only at the holidays. They had no idea where I was or what I was up to.
To be fair I went completely bananas… but I survived and I became an adult. An essential process we’re denying them.
To be fair I went completely bananas… but I survived and I became an adult. An essential process we’re denying them.
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
At 18 I spoke to my parents, in a different country, every few days on a coin operated payphone. I saw them only at the holidays. They had no idea where I was or what I was up to.
To be fair I went completely bananas… but I survived and I became an adult. An essential process we’re denying them.
To be fair I went completely bananas… but I survived and I became an adult. An essential process we’re denying them.
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To be fair that's one of the UK's greatest export industries
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 PM
To be fair that's one of the UK's greatest export industries
Congratulations on smøl human! Hope you are well!
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Congratulations on smøl human! Hope you are well!