Von Hitchofen ™⍼☈♅ 🛩👹😬
@vonhitchofen.bsky.social
Another hard shift at the keyboard factory.
From an obscure body in the S-K System
Internet legend of the Ineffectual Dork Web
I like aeroplanes and em dashes.
Team Crap Dad.
From an obscure body in the S-K System
Internet legend of the Ineffectual Dork Web
I like aeroplanes and em dashes.
Team Crap Dad.
You're tearing me apart, Nigel!
I did not sack her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not sack her. I did not. Oh, hai! Zack.
I did not sack her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not sack her. I did not. Oh, hai! Zack.
December 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
You're tearing me apart, Nigel!
I did not sack her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not sack her. I did not. Oh, hai! Zack.
I did not sack her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not sack her. I did not. Oh, hai! Zack.
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
Totally Normal Peace Prize for Ending Wars That Were Never Declared.
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Totally Normal Peace Prize for Ending Wars That Were Never Declared.
Can't beat a Friday afternoon .... what?
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Can't beat a Friday afternoon .... what?
Project Tory: dumping ionizing radiation wherever it goes.
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Project Tory: dumping ionizing radiation wherever it goes.
Just Arrived At The Your Party Conference. Buzzing!
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Just Arrived At The Your Party Conference. Buzzing!
the only time I use the word 'retarded' is when I'm writing about bombs
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
the only time I use the word 'retarded' is when I'm writing about bombs
PLEASE VISIT MY SUBSTACK
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
PLEASE VISIT MY SUBSTACK
It's just the 12" remix of this.
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It's just the 12" remix of this.
just turn it upside down
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
just turn it upside down
“Shut it, you slaaag!”
November 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
“Shut it, you slaaag!”
A reminder, if one were needed.
Three weeks later they were calling for Kwarteng to be sacked.
He was.
Three weeks later they were calling for Kwarteng to be sacked.
He was.
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
A reminder, if one were needed.
Three weeks later they were calling for Kwarteng to be sacked.
He was.
Three weeks later they were calling for Kwarteng to be sacked.
He was.
Introduce yourself in four spaceships
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Introduce yourself in four spaceships
There's also the George Dubya Bush groin attack turkey
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
There's also the George Dubya Bush groin attack turkey
Looks fantastic.
Imagine what it SMELLS like.
Imagine what it SMELLS like.
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Looks fantastic.
Imagine what it SMELLS like.
Imagine what it SMELLS like.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
A film that takes place where you are from:
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
A film that takes place where you are from:
Anyone like to guess what Ernie Bevin might say to Maurice Glasman?
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Anyone like to guess what Ernie Bevin might say to Maurice Glasman?
Fairly sure Bevin would tell him to fuck off.
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Fairly sure Bevin would tell him to fuck off.
Happy International Men's Day
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Happy International Men's Day
Happy International Men's Day, everyone!
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Happy International Men's Day, everyone!