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There is only one wrong way to be a fan of something; it's to insist that there's only one right way to be a fan of the thing, and it just so happens to be yours.
thefilmcanary.bsky.social
From their expression, they didn't look happy. Why have them point at the camera though?
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fernmonkey.bsky.social
My friend Sascha is a professional musician and he's lost a viola bow on the way to Heathrow. Please signal boost to help him get it back.
Lost viola bow on the way from Honor Oak Station to Heathrow Terminal 2. The bow slid from its bow case somewhere along the way, possibly on the train. TFL contacted already.
It weighs 68.2 grams and has got a stamped DODD next to the frog. If any info on this, please pm me.
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katherineleese.is.tired.fyi
A Doctor Who pure-historical where the TARDIS breaks down in 1750 BC Mesopotamia; luckily, it’s actually a really simple part to fix as long as they can find someone to sell them some good quality Sumerian copper.
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October Horror Movie Challenge 2025 19: Blood Tide

I feel cheated; where were Charles Darwin and the Silurians?

boxd.it/blP2lp
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thefilmcanary.bsky.social
From the director of M3gan!
captainhowdy.bsky.social
"You cannot punch ectoplasm."

If you enjoy comedy horrors, the overlooked gem 'Housebound' is on BBC2 at 00.50, tonight.
The movie poster for "Housebound" (2014) which shows a slightly unusual family portrait sitting within a weathered wooden frame. The family consists of a smiling mother, a scowling daughter, a somewhat bemused stepfather and a terrifying figure under a stitched sheet with its taloned hand resting on the daughter's shoulder.
thefilmcanary.bsky.social
Can you imagine if the end credits after this were done with the cast doing a full Dad's Army/'Allo-Allo!/Hi-De-Hi! style parade montage, with audience applause?
gregk.co.uk
No other film ending has ever gone this hard. Every time this rolls up on-screen I immediately think, “Damn right I have.”
Final shot of SUSPIRIA before the credits roll, which begin with the following:

You have been watching
"SUSPIRIA"
thefilmcanary.bsky.social
Not only is this just utterly wrongheaded readings of both, it doesn't even get basic facts like what colour Luffy's hat is right!
sharonk.bsky.social
thiel, man, what the fuck are you talking about

He describes the plot of Watchmen, a 1986 graphic novel involving superheroes grappling with moral questions about humanity against the backdrop of impending nuclear war:

The antihero Ozymandias, the antichrist-type figure, is sort of an early-modern person. He believes this will be a timeless and eternal solution – eternal world peace. Moore is sort of a late-modern. In early modernity, you have ideal solutions, ‘perfect’ solutions to calculus. In late modernity, things are sort of probabilistic. And at some point, he asks Dr Manhattan whether the world government is going to last. And he says that ‘nothing lasts forever.’ So you embrace the antichrist and it still doesn’t work.

Thiel later finds biblical meaning in the manga One Piece, discussing how he believes it represents a future where an antichrist-like one-world government has repressed science. He believes that the hero, Monkey D Luffy, represents a Christlike figure.

In One Piece, you are set in a fantasy world, again sort of an alternate earth, but it’s 800 years into the reign of this one-world state. Which, as the story unfolds, gradually gets darker and darker. You sort of realize, in my interpretation, who runs the world and it’s something like the antichrist. There’s Luffy, a pirate who wears a red straw hat, sort of like Christ’s crown of thorns. And then towards the end of the story, transforms into a figure who resembles Christ in Revelation.

Thiel, along with a researcher and writer at Thiel Capital, explored these ideas at greater length in an essay for the religious journal First Things earlier this month.
thefilmcanary.bsky.social
If you see this, quote with your favourite Pokémon. (wrong answers only)
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alisdairwood.bsky.social
When you get an idea stuck in your head…
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johnrivers.bsky.social
“Hello, Big Finish?”
talkingpicturestv.bsky.social
Worzel is on loan to the vicar for the graveyard... but he is scared!

#JonPertwee #UnaStubbs in 🚜 WORZEL GUMMIDGE (1980) 12:55pm 'Choir Practice' #TPTVsubtitles
thefilmcanary.bsky.social
They try to square it by having things be roughly the shapes they were in the original, but in that they were specifically riffing on the design aesthetic of video games of the time, why would they look like that now? Why the big space invader looking things today?
thefilmcanary.bsky.social
I mean, if you did "This program is a living thing that does the task in that world" thing today, they would not look like people; to convey that idea given how programs now work, they would be Biblically Accurate Angels at least.
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thefilmcanary.bsky.social
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
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drjoepajak.bsky.social
Data for England show COVID levels increasing.
Little likelihood that these data have peaked yet.
Issues?
🛑Limited testing
🛑Waning immunity
🛑Low priority by leaders
🛑Limited vaccine eligibility
🛑Scant use of face coverings
🛑HCAIs in healthcare settings
🛑Mixing in poorly ventilated, cramped spaces.
Data for England show COVID levels increasing.
Little likelihood that these data have peaked yet.
Issues?
🛑Limited testing
🛑Waning immunity
🛑Low priority by leaders
🛑Limited vaccine eligibility
🛑Scant use of face coverings
🛑HCAIs in healthcare settings
🛑Mixing in poorly ventilated, cramped spaces.
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emath.bsky.social
Come on, where is a company like MARVEL supposed to find human artists who can do superheroes on a tight turnaround?
monkeyminion.com
Guess I’m not watching WonderMan.

nerd_talks_show 6h
Marvel employees were asked whether the 'WONDER MAN' poster for the in-universe movie was created using Al.
"Its artwork made by artists but touched up by Al," which was clarified with "so, really Al-assisted Photoshop work," and the response was "yes."
(via: searcher_gold | X)
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robinince.bsky.social
Watching Piers Morgan drag out the “what is a woman” question with Zack Polanski and using it to try and diminish Polanski and then reminded that Morgan’s allyship to women stretches all the way to calling Mohammed Al Fayed “a bit of a rascal”

www.theguardian.com/world/2024/n...
Mohamed Al Fayed may have raped and abused at least 111 women and girls, say police
Scale of criminality would make Fayed, who died last year at the age of 94, one of Britain’s most notorious sex offenders
www.theguardian.com
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papapishu.bsky.social
My grand theory is that 6.5 is the ideal rating on IMDb for an interesting movie because it means it alienated idiots. If you’d like proof: Almost every Kiyoshi Kurosawa movie is rated between 6.3-6.9.
The IMDb for Pulse, rated 6.5 The IMDb for bright future, rated 6.7 The IMDb for license to live, rated 6.9 The IMDb for cloud, rated 6.4