Flute Manhawk
@thelittlestoaf.bsky.social
High class clown. Drummer/Musician. Commercial Photographer. Jaywalking enthusiast.
Toronto
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Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, rock you like a hurricane
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, rock you like a hurricane
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A donut and bagel place called Hole Foods
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
A donut and bagel place called Hole Foods
space argument:
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
space argument:
I'm excited to see my big sister today. It's been more than a year since I last saw her, and she has started - and finished - cancer treatment in that time. I'm looking forward to giving her a big squeeze.
November 21, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I'm excited to see my big sister today. It's been more than a year since I last saw her, and she has started - and finished - cancer treatment in that time. I'm looking forward to giving her a big squeeze.
What's more annoying?:
1) Pipe-fitters cutting and replacing a bunch of sprinkler pipe in your office building so that the loud sound of grinding metal reverberates throughout the whole place all morning.
or
2) Listening to all your co-workers complain about said sound all morning.
1) Pipe-fitters cutting and replacing a bunch of sprinkler pipe in your office building so that the loud sound of grinding metal reverberates throughout the whole place all morning.
or
2) Listening to all your co-workers complain about said sound all morning.
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
What's more annoying?:
1) Pipe-fitters cutting and replacing a bunch of sprinkler pipe in your office building so that the loud sound of grinding metal reverberates throughout the whole place all morning.
or
2) Listening to all your co-workers complain about said sound all morning.
1) Pipe-fitters cutting and replacing a bunch of sprinkler pipe in your office building so that the loud sound of grinding metal reverberates throughout the whole place all morning.
or
2) Listening to all your co-workers complain about said sound all morning.
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Unpopular opinion: my opinions should be more popular
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Unpopular opinion: my opinions should be more popular
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I’m really happy I switched from Cottenelle to Charmin this year. Charmin is a truly superior product.
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I’m really happy I switched from Cottenelle to Charmin this year. Charmin is a truly superior product.
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I asked the produce guy at Whole Foods if they have shallots and he said what is that and I said it’s the onion that’s shaped like a teardrop and he said aren’t they all and then he started to cry the roundest tears I’ve ever seen
November 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I asked the produce guy at Whole Foods if they have shallots and he said what is that and I said it’s the onion that’s shaped like a teardrop and he said aren’t they all and then he started to cry the roundest tears I’ve ever seen
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i'm going back in time and making fun of print-makers for using f instead of s. they're so mad they burn an effigy of me. i retaliate by inventing the jerk off motion two centuries before people are ready for it, forever altering the timeline
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
i'm going back in time and making fun of print-makers for using f instead of s. they're so mad they burn an effigy of me. i retaliate by inventing the jerk off motion two centuries before people are ready for it, forever altering the timeline
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There’s a new pink Swiffer stick in case any of you guys are looking for a Christmas present idea for that special lady in your life.
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
There’s a new pink Swiffer stick in case any of you guys are looking for a Christmas present idea for that special lady in your life.
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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I just had an entire conversation with someone who was, unbeknownst to me, talking to someone else on a Bluetooth earpiece.
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I just had an entire conversation with someone who was, unbeknownst to me, talking to someone else on a Bluetooth earpiece.
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This spray adhesive and I have something in common. We can both be aggressively tacky.
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This spray adhesive and I have something in common. We can both be aggressively tacky.
When I grow up I want to be a Grand Moff
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
When I grow up I want to be a Grand Moff
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B-52’s “Roam” is my favorite song about Italy
Cake’s 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 is my favorite song about online relationships.
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
B-52’s “Roam” is my favorite song about Italy
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if chatgpt has taught us anything, and it hasn’t, this definitely ends with grandma convincing her grandson to join her.
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
if chatgpt has taught us anything, and it hasn’t, this definitely ends with grandma convincing her grandson to join her.
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Just shove a hook into the center of it and grab the bicycle. The rest of the junk will come with it. Once you get it all cleaned out, you'll have a normal river dragon.
⚒️🧪 The Wandan mud volcano in southern Taiwan erupted again yesterday (12/11/25)!
The eruption occurred at 3 vents. Sadly one vent was under a house.
This is its 11th eruption in the last ~3 years, most recently in June 2025.
Video courtesy of my friends 陳玉意 and 張寶惠.
Best with sound on.
The eruption occurred at 3 vents. Sadly one vent was under a house.
This is its 11th eruption in the last ~3 years, most recently in June 2025.
Video courtesy of my friends 陳玉意 and 張寶惠.
Best with sound on.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Just shove a hook into the center of it and grab the bicycle. The rest of the junk will come with it. Once you get it all cleaned out, you'll have a normal river dragon.
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Finding out you’re done after one wipe is like being kissed by an angel
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Finding out you’re done after one wipe is like being kissed by an angel
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i like when people put a big bow on their baby’s head like they’re a new car someone gets during a december to remember
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i like when people put a big bow on their baby’s head like they’re a new car someone gets during a december to remember
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A chessboard, only it’s the ground floor of my house. Two players, only it’s not Fischer and Spassky. A strategy, only it’s not the Queen’s Gambit. Checkmate, only it’s my dog trapped under the kitchen table by the Roomba.
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
A chessboard, only it’s the ground floor of my house. Two players, only it’s not Fischer and Spassky. A strategy, only it’s not the Queen’s Gambit. Checkmate, only it’s my dog trapped under the kitchen table by the Roomba.
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Knocked a couple pieces of maple together while bringing in firewood and before I knew it a family of bigfoots had brought a casserole. “We’re going to need that dish back,” they said, "it's vintage CorningWare."
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Knocked a couple pieces of maple together while bringing in firewood and before I knew it a family of bigfoots had brought a casserole. “We’re going to need that dish back,” they said, "it's vintage CorningWare."
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im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders
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A pair of great horned owls have returned the woods behind our place. It's so comforting to hear their song. I realize there’s probably something deeply mystical and prophetic about them but I’m still going to skeet about bearded clams today
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
A pair of great horned owls have returned the woods behind our place. It's so comforting to hear their song. I realize there’s probably something deeply mystical and prophetic about them but I’m still going to skeet about bearded clams today
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Here I am, deploying a cover letter and CV for yet another gig I won't get, since I still haven't figured out where I apply to become a secretive late-career novelist who performs all the voices while testing out potential plot points on a sleeping cat in a gothic mansion. I have experience.
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Here I am, deploying a cover letter and CV for yet another gig I won't get, since I still haven't figured out where I apply to become a secretive late-career novelist who performs all the voices while testing out potential plot points on a sleeping cat in a gothic mansion. I have experience.