Nicole Tersigni
@nicsigni.bsky.social
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Writer of Men to Avoid in Art and Life, and other books in the Art and Life series. Not a genius. nicoletersigni.com
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nicsigni.bsky.social
these are my children. they are all beautiful to me. a good mother does not have a favorite child. my favorite child is friends to keep in art and life.
My books: men to avoid in art and life, friends to keep in Art and life, parenting advice to ignore in Art and life, cat people to judge in Art and life, and postcards in Art and life
nicsigni.bsky.social
fully admit I have been sleeping on this and your review has awoken me.
nicsigni.bsky.social
big man fucks up bad guys. it’s perfect.
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baddestmamajama.bsky.social
Also kind of telling that we’ve evolved from “men asking pick up artists for tips on getting women” to “men asking computers for tips on getting women” and continue to completely ignore asking women what they like
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baddestmamajama.bsky.social
Once again, the only point of using chatGPT in dating is to trick the person you’re trying to date.
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rincewind.run
if we'd treated their obvious baldfaced lies and deflections more like this over the past eight years maybe we wouldn't be in this situation

shocking how easy it is when you actually see it done
atrupar.com
STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

VANCE: No, George, I sai--

STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back
nicsigni.bsky.social
joke from my book, Cat People to Judge in Art and Life 😻
Cover of my book cat people to judge in art and life
nicsigni.bsky.social
life, imitating art, imitating life.
Little black kitten on my lap, sleeping on my hand. Painting of a man with a cat on his lap and my captions:
Man: I guess I’ll cancel my plans for the rest of the day.”
Cat: you’re awfully chatty for a chair.
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mollyjongfast.bsky.social
How do I block all the AI slop? Also so far ai so just made my life 1000000 times more annoying.
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mikedrucker.bsky.social
Yeah, I don’t think we’re gonna make it, folks.
nicsigni.bsky.social
how much “back and forth” was required for that incredible work of literature
nicsigni.bsky.social
omg lemme know how it is. we love idle hands!
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ndrew.bsky.social
every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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davelevitan.bsky.social
“We can give $20 billion to Argentina but we can’t afford the CDC’s measles experts” is a hell of an argument
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planetoffinks.bsky.social
They're doing it in the most incompetent possible way, and I firmly believe that if we fight them we'll win. However, it really is a huge bummer that every Republican currently in power is openly trying to do Nazi Germany here
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nicsigni.bsky.social
I thought I saw kid rock but it was just a rusty old toilet on the side of the road
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nicsigni.bsky.social
sir, you look like the human equivalent of a cigarette butt floating in warm beer.
Headline from the daily beast: kid rock blames ugly liberal women for falling birth rate in gross Fox News rant
nicsigni.bsky.social
I will vote for whichever politician gets a law on the books saying there can only be three (3) newses per day. this quantity of news is not good for me.
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
“We’ve arrested American citizens for being too close.”
marisakabas.bsky.social
New — Video shared with me shows ICE officers in DC detaining a man on Friday.

Bystander filming asks man for his name. ICE agent lies and says he’s not allowed to speak to him “by law” and another says “We’ve arrested American citizens for being too close…If he gets any closer, put him in cuffs.”
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
Lord give us the Democrats that Republicans warn us about.
atrupar.com
Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "
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prisonculture.bsky.social
They are not planning "a violent crackdown" on 10.18. What they are doing is sending a signal to their shock troops to try to cause havoc. But those shock troops will be vastly outnumbered. Go out and protest freely. Do not be cowed.
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ditzkoff.bsky.social
Donald trump can still win the Nobel Peace prize if Mike Pence has the courage