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Tippi Hedren Collider

@linanneblack.bsky.social

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Purveyor of whimsical twaddle. My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:swl3sbmkwcyppnd6uwwgvc3o/feed/aaaonfm4k3tfk Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social Secret third thing: blandshaming.ca If you are able to help: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack 🍁 she/her/elle

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Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social · Jan 16

Listen, I know I've barely mentioned my secret underground monorail lately, but I didn't want to get lumped in with certain other supervillains in the news.

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Nat Cassidy @natcassidy.bsky.social · 1d

This photo of Robert Bloch is the most writer photo to have ever writer photo’d. It is Pure Writer Photo.

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19h

pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat

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Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social · 16h

Mash up bands:

Barry Whitesnake

batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 20h

Mash up bands:

Captain Beefheart & Tennille

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23h

Mash up bands:

Guns 'N Oates

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Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social · 17h

What is a knobsnout?

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Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social · 17h

If I try to picture Barron Trump, I just end up picturing Jaeden Martell as the white-supremacist son from Knives Out, hiding in the bathroom.

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Angri Bundel @anibundel.bsky.social · 22h

A more accurate assessment of my generation’s experience has never been uttered.

Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social · 1d

Let's just say that I have lived my life in such a way that it would be impossible to notice if I began having a mid-life crisis.

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 2d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social · 1d

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Fossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · Dec 30

You can’t be in love with me I am just a network of quaking aspens on the side of a cold mountain

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Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social · 1d

I understand and I'm sorry.

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 2d

Got kicked out of my work’s holiday party planning committee for suggesting the theme be “man’s inhumanity to man”

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Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social · 1d

Let's just say that I have lived my life in such a way that it would be impossible to notice if I began having a mid-life crisis.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 3d

My posts haven't been good this year or since 2015 really but you caught me at a bad time.

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Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social · 1d

What is a sprung leak?

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ceej @ceej.online · Mar 26

the most annoying thing about living here is tourists asking to meet She Who Slumbers in the Lake. buddy, we all want to meet her. that’s why we lure the tourists

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 3d

I just had a neighbor ask "how are you." The social negotiation required to produce a concise, non-committal answer has depleted my energy for the next two fiscal quarters.