Tippi Hedren Collider
@linanneblack.bsky.social
Purveyor of whimsical twaddle.
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Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social
My dumb store: blandshaming.ca
If you are able to help: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack
🍁 she/elle/henne
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:swl3sbmkwcyppnd6uwwgvc3o/feed/aaaonfm4k3tfk
Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social
My dumb store: blandshaming.ca
If you are able to help: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack
🍁 she/elle/henne
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Listen, I know I've barely mentioned my secret underground monorail lately, but I didn't want to get lumped in with certain other supervillains in the news.
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My mother refuses to call me St. Emil of Throbhog.
December 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My mother refuses to call me St. Emil of Throbhog.
Day one of my new art-heist career: perusing fashion blogs for the best way to style a hi-vis vest.
December 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Day one of my new art-heist career: perusing fashion blogs for the best way to style a hi-vis vest.
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He died from an unprofitable disease.
December 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
He died from an unprofitable disease.
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oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
I haven't had any success in my job search, so I guess I'm going to have to pivot into the growth industry of art heists.
December 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I haven't had any success in my job search, so I guess I'm going to have to pivot into the growth industry of art heists.
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Every year tigers kill 150 people. Slackers! They're not even trying. There’s billions of us
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Every year tigers kill 150 people. Slackers! They're not even trying. There’s billions of us
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I have several social media accounts that by themselves could pass the age verification process. And my mobile phone number is from the 1900s.
December 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I have several social media accounts that by themselves could pass the age verification process. And my mobile phone number is from the 1900s.
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My Aerial Lift certification is almost expired pretty soon I won’t be able to figure skate at all.
December 12, 2025 at 11:15 AM
My Aerial Lift certification is almost expired pretty soon I won’t be able to figure skate at all.
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jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
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Oops! All thumbs
December 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Oops! All thumbs
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I’d give you a piece of my mind but I’m already in arrears.
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’d give you a piece of my mind but I’m already in arrears.
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no one would mess with me if they knew how many probiotics i have ingested
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
no one would mess with me if they knew how many probiotics i have ingested
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me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
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Can be a brilliant social butterfly so long as there is ample time to be primordial ooze in my chrysalis as well
December 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Can be a brilliant social butterfly so long as there is ample time to be primordial ooze in my chrysalis as well
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(David Lee Roth ghost) Iiiii ain’t got no body
December 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
(David Lee Roth ghost) Iiiii ain’t got no body
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Today's Tarot Card: You were supposed to take one red or one blue pill, not a handful of both.
December 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Today's Tarot Card: You were supposed to take one red or one blue pill, not a handful of both.
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I’m exhausted but I’m trying to make it cool by saying, “exhausted!” in the same way I would say, “sassy!” or, “sizzle!”
December 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I’m exhausted but I’m trying to make it cool by saying, “exhausted!” in the same way I would say, “sassy!” or, “sizzle!”
Movie you've watched more than six times, with a gif.
December 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times, with a gif.
[Neil Diamond voice] Turn off your GASLIGHT / doo doo doo
December 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
[Neil Diamond voice] Turn off your GASLIGHT / doo doo doo
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I missed my window to marry cheese and it will never cease haunting me.
December 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I missed my window to marry cheese and it will never cease haunting me.
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My ideal weekend: staying in bed, staring at the ceiling, and pretending I’m in a French film about quiet despair.
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My ideal weekend: staying in bed, staring at the ceiling, and pretending I’m in a French film about quiet despair.
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You can be anything you want.
Be the thing in the swamp.
Be the witch in the bog.
Be the ghost in the attic.
Be the horror in the forest.
Be the light in the darkness, drawing travelers towards their inevitable and messy doom.
Be the thing in the swamp.
Be the witch in the bog.
Be the ghost in the attic.
Be the horror in the forest.
Be the light in the darkness, drawing travelers towards their inevitable and messy doom.
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
You can be anything you want.
Be the thing in the swamp.
Be the witch in the bog.
Be the ghost in the attic.
Be the horror in the forest.
Be the light in the darkness, drawing travelers towards their inevitable and messy doom.
Be the thing in the swamp.
Be the witch in the bog.
Be the ghost in the attic.
Be the horror in the forest.
Be the light in the darkness, drawing travelers towards their inevitable and messy doom.
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[werner herzog voice] the dog chases and yearns for it’s own tail as the enteral spin of this furry ouroboros marches in place
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
[werner herzog voice] the dog chases and yearns for it’s own tail as the enteral spin of this furry ouroboros marches in place
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parents act like they didn't pull your consciousness out of the void and force it into a human body
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
parents act like they didn't pull your consciousness out of the void and force it into a human body
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anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?