Tippi Hedren Collider
@linanneblack.bsky.social
Purveyor of whimsical twaddle.
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Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social
My dumb store: blandshaming.ca
If you are able to help: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack
🍁 she/elle/henne
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:swl3sbmkwcyppnd6uwwgvc3o/feed/aaaonfm4k3tfk
Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social
My dumb store: blandshaming.ca
If you are able to help: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack
🍁 she/elle/henne
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Listen, I know I've barely mentioned my secret underground monorail lately, but I didn't want to get lumped in with certain other supervillains in the news.
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I’d give you a piece of my mind but I’m already in arrears.
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’d give you a piece of my mind but I’m already in arrears.
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no one would mess with me if they knew how many probiotics i have ingested
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
no one would mess with me if they knew how many probiotics i have ingested
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me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
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Can be a brilliant social butterfly so long as there is ample time to be primordial ooze in my chrysalis as well
December 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Can be a brilliant social butterfly so long as there is ample time to be primordial ooze in my chrysalis as well
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(David Lee Roth ghost) Iiiii ain’t got no body
December 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
(David Lee Roth ghost) Iiiii ain’t got no body
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Today's Tarot Card: You were supposed to take one red or one blue pill, not a handful of both.
December 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Today's Tarot Card: You were supposed to take one red or one blue pill, not a handful of both.
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I’m exhausted but I’m trying to make it cool by saying, “exhausted!” in the same way I would say, “sassy!” or, “sizzle!”
December 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I’m exhausted but I’m trying to make it cool by saying, “exhausted!” in the same way I would say, “sassy!” or, “sizzle!”
Movie you've watched more than six times, with a gif.
December 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times, with a gif.
[Neil Diamond voice] Turn off your GASLIGHT / doo doo doo
December 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
[Neil Diamond voice] Turn off your GASLIGHT / doo doo doo
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I missed my window to marry cheese and it will never cease haunting me.
December 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I missed my window to marry cheese and it will never cease haunting me.
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My ideal weekend: staying in bed, staring at the ceiling, and pretending I’m in a French film about quiet despair.
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My ideal weekend: staying in bed, staring at the ceiling, and pretending I’m in a French film about quiet despair.
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You can be anything you want.
Be the thing in the swamp.
Be the witch in the bog.
Be the ghost in the attic.
Be the horror in the forest.
Be the light in the darkness, drawing travelers towards their inevitable and messy doom.
Be the thing in the swamp.
Be the witch in the bog.
Be the ghost in the attic.
Be the horror in the forest.
Be the light in the darkness, drawing travelers towards their inevitable and messy doom.
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
You can be anything you want.
Be the thing in the swamp.
Be the witch in the bog.
Be the ghost in the attic.
Be the horror in the forest.
Be the light in the darkness, drawing travelers towards their inevitable and messy doom.
Be the thing in the swamp.
Be the witch in the bog.
Be the ghost in the attic.
Be the horror in the forest.
Be the light in the darkness, drawing travelers towards their inevitable and messy doom.
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[werner herzog voice] the dog chases and yearns for it’s own tail as the enteral spin of this furry ouroboros marches in place
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
[werner herzog voice] the dog chases and yearns for it’s own tail as the enteral spin of this furry ouroboros marches in place
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parents act like they didn't pull your consciousness out of the void and force it into a human body
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
parents act like they didn't pull your consciousness out of the void and force it into a human body
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anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?
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Telling my friend to break up with her man after finding out he’s been keeping all the good writhing soil to himself and only giving her a handful of viscous clay each week
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Telling my friend to break up with her man after finding out he’s been keeping all the good writhing soil to himself and only giving her a handful of viscous clay each week
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Why is it acceptable to stare at any species through binoculars except our own?
Doctor: I meant, is there anything physically bothering you?
Doctor: I meant, is there anything physically bothering you?
December 7, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Why is it acceptable to stare at any species through binoculars except our own?
Doctor: I meant, is there anything physically bothering you?
Doctor: I meant, is there anything physically bothering you?
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People who put little antlers on their cars: we aren’t stupid, we can still tell they are cars
December 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
People who put little antlers on their cars: we aren’t stupid, we can still tell they are cars
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When I go to Denny’s I always order the Ultimate Omelette because then nobody else can have one.
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
When I go to Denny’s I always order the Ultimate Omelette because then nobody else can have one.
I really thought I'd have to tangle with more crooked-millionaire stamp collectors by this age, but I suppose I did already find the microdot hidden in that volume of nondescript French poetry.
December 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I really thought I'd have to tangle with more crooked-millionaire stamp collectors by this age, but I suppose I did already find the microdot hidden in that volume of nondescript French poetry.
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He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
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We need at least 40 people to gamble today to cover our flood insurance.
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
We need at least 40 people to gamble today to cover our flood insurance.
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My pet medieval knight is actually very friendly once you get to know him. He gets so excited when I send him off on quests and he loves it when I feed him chopped-up spaghetti through the little hole in his visor. He did execute my postman yesterday but we're going to work on that.
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My pet medieval knight is actually very friendly once you get to know him. He gets so excited when I send him off on quests and he loves it when I feed him chopped-up spaghetti through the little hole in his visor. He did execute my postman yesterday but we're going to work on that.
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I would rather sew you a full raccoon costume than hem a pair of pants for you.
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I would rather sew you a full raccoon costume than hem a pair of pants for you.
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You’ll note there’s no passionvegetable
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You’ll note there’s no passionvegetable