Uncle Big Bad
@dont.bsky.social
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Be careful what you put in your head
#ToddRundgren
Be careful what you put in your head
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Uncle Big Bad
@dont.bsky.social
· Nov 24
Live your truth, then tone it down a little.
After decades of doing trades work I have concluded that I should be allowed to carry a gun.
December 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
After decades of doing trades work I have concluded that I should be allowed to carry a gun.
It’s me, the guy who invented playing continuous ominous tones in the background of podcasts. I’m sorry.
December 11, 2025 at 10:02 AM
It’s me, the guy who invented playing continuous ominous tones in the background of podcasts. I’m sorry.
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type of learning disorder where someone thinks things they can understand are inherently good and anything they cannot must be bad and evil
December 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
type of learning disorder where someone thinks things they can understand are inherently good and anything they cannot must be bad and evil
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eating wheel-shaped pasta with leftover taco meat. one of the deepest pasta shapes. dharma, samsara, the cyclic nature of all things. the macaroni of time itself
December 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
eating wheel-shaped pasta with leftover taco meat. one of the deepest pasta shapes. dharma, samsara, the cyclic nature of all things. the macaroni of time itself
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Sends "Unsubscribe" reply to boss's text message.
December 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Sends "Unsubscribe" reply to boss's text message.
I’ll have so much money when I no longer have to get my carpenter jeans dry cleaned and pressed every week.
December 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I’ll have so much money when I no longer have to get my carpenter jeans dry cleaned and pressed every week.
If we don’t rise
Then we will fall
Then we will fall
Rise
YouTube video by Todd Rundgren - Topic
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
If we don’t rise
Then we will fall
Then we will fall
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My love language is relentless bullying.
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My love language is relentless bullying.
Of all the appliances that are designed not to be repaired, refrigerators are the worst. 90% throw-away.
December 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Of all the appliances that are designed not to be repaired, refrigerators are the worst. 90% throw-away.
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cop: {showing my parents a picture of me wearing mickey mouse ears, riding a 10-speed with the handlebars flipped up & a kfc bucket full of chicken strapped to my back}
my dad: yes, that’s our son.
my mom: {crying} what did we do to deserve this?
my dad: yes, that’s our son.
my mom: {crying} what did we do to deserve this?
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
cop: {showing my parents a picture of me wearing mickey mouse ears, riding a 10-speed with the handlebars flipped up & a kfc bucket full of chicken strapped to my back}
my dad: yes, that’s our son.
my mom: {crying} what did we do to deserve this?
my dad: yes, that’s our son.
my mom: {crying} what did we do to deserve this?
Running for president on a platform of Universal Goudy Old Style.
December 10, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Running for president on a platform of Universal Goudy Old Style.
Do you even respect the wisdom of strangers bro?
December 10, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Do you even respect the wisdom of strangers bro?
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Gonna be even more earnest than usual on main, but I wanted to share. Because I have a bunch of pain stuff I was in my thoughts about it, and I said to myself, “I have to show love to my body. My body is doing the best it can.” so if anybody needs this, it made me feel good to say that
December 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Gonna be even more earnest than usual on main, but I wanted to share. Because I have a bunch of pain stuff I was in my thoughts about it, and I said to myself, “I have to show love to my body. My body is doing the best it can.” so if anybody needs this, it made me feel good to say that
I had a meeting today with my financial advisor and I’m on track to retire in 9 months if I choose to. I’m so relieved I could cry.
December 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I had a meeting today with my financial advisor and I’m on track to retire in 9 months if I choose to. I’m so relieved I could cry.
Me, rolling up to the cardiologist’s, ready for my echocardiogram.
December 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Me, rolling up to the cardiologist’s, ready for my echocardiogram.
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Heard somebody say you shouldn’t try to read Proust until you’re 30 because you have to have really and truly failed at a couple of things before you can get on its wavelength and man does “I could have been someone” “Well so could anyone” hit once you’ve got some road behind you
December 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Heard somebody say you shouldn’t try to read Proust until you’re 30 because you have to have really and truly failed at a couple of things before you can get on its wavelength and man does “I could have been someone” “Well so could anyone” hit once you’ve got some road behind you
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turning in a resume that is just a list of the hiring managers family names, ages, and address
December 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
turning in a resume that is just a list of the hiring managers family names, ages, and address
It’s neat having a viable planet to live on but waterproof boots are pretty sweet too so you see it’s complicated.
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 PM
It’s neat having a viable planet to live on but waterproof boots are pretty sweet too so you see it’s complicated.
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Before the WiFi went out, the scariest thing in the Midwest was stepping into the dark and hearing only the squeaks of a rusty old windmill.
December 9, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Before the WiFi went out, the scariest thing in the Midwest was stepping into the dark and hearing only the squeaks of a rusty old windmill.
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if it were me and i had a televised debate with someone repeating racist rhetoric, at the peak of the bigotry i would pull out, open, and eat out of a cold can of beefaroni
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
if it were me and i had a televised debate with someone repeating racist rhetoric, at the peak of the bigotry i would pull out, open, and eat out of a cold can of beefaroni
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Light as a feather and stiff as a board but its just my skinny boyfriend with a raging boner
December 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Light as a feather and stiff as a board but its just my skinny boyfriend with a raging boner
Froggy went a-courtin’ and he did ride Darth Crumbo. 🎶
December 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Froggy went a-courtin’ and he did ride Darth Crumbo. 🎶
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when trump falls asleep, I wonder if his little hands twitch, like he's dreaming of running through fields, catching mice
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
when trump falls asleep, I wonder if his little hands twitch, like he's dreaming of running through fields, catching mice
If they wanted me to work safely they shouldn’t have made the training videos so hilarious. I could watch dudes fall off ladders all day and learn NOTHING.
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
If they wanted me to work safely they shouldn’t have made the training videos so hilarious. I could watch dudes fall off ladders all day and learn NOTHING.