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if we had dms before i am not ignoring you. bluesky wants me to complete age verification before i can look at my dms. i feel a little insulted so i am not doing it right now
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the lads are smoking on that shite from an oblique angle, it has them seeing things from around corners
January 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
since washington is trash again i've reverted back to my old ways of rooting mainly for chaos, upsets, bet-ruining outcomes etc
November 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
(42nd comment on linkedin thread) i may be totally ignorant of the superstructures that sustain life at scale on our planet, but i seriously doubt that my AI image of peter griffin drinking lean is problematic in the way that you describe
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Thank you science
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
(orson welles)..we set now a sunday scene. children, still in their bedclothes, gather round the television. the mother, smiling, grinds beans from the deepest colombian jungles, brought here by great ships on choppy seas. the father reclines, his brow furrowed with mindful intent. his fantasy footb
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
A1 sunday cleanup soundtrack i got recently
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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The Musclebound Saga: Buff Beginnings
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
you want to hear 40 trombones and trumpets blaring "in da club", college football games are the place to be
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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reading this in orson welles' voice in my head 👌
the uncredited writer of these sleeve notes was really on one. "exotica" was such a wild genre of music
October 5, 2024 at 3:31 PM
(orson welles) ..the hearth, adorned with husks of corn and festive gourds. neither spring flowers nor other seasonal errata are permitted. the flames lick the black kettle, like so many acorns falling. on the table, pies, with crisp crumb coating..
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Simple as
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
lmao @ a "raw, fearlessly honest" louis ck comeback. some things in some professions are uncomebackable from
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild

javelina
chipmunk
raccoon
blue heron
rat (a really fat one, in new orleans)
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild

Skunk
Red fox
Wild turkey
Praying mantis
Horseshoe crab
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild

Woodland Caribou
Andean Condor
Wolf
Guanaco
Humpback Whale
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
special congrats to the buckeye fans who didn't even go to ohio state (90% of them)
November 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
it's cool running into random people i know at the airport. the hell you doing here man. alright. safe travels
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
the main reason i see cited for the near death of full remote work is control. but another factor is, boomers simply cannot handle it. full remote is as alien to most of them as $10,000 houses are to us
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
wondering how many warped records one would have to own for a $1000 record flattening machine to make sense. 1000? $1 an album??
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
my ads these days:

$1000 record flattening machine
tactical punisher hoodie
kobe 4's on stockX (son uses my phone sometimes)
discount medical equipment
orthopedic skechers
scam financial instruments for seniors
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
sat in mall-related traffic earlier. the nation is healing...
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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hey brother, we all want to serve the economy in our own way
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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They're changing black friday to darkness friday
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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i think i did this exact post last year but it's insane how hard this goes
youtu.be/ofzyGL8-rxc?...
Little Birdie
YouTube video by Release - Topic
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
one woo belief i hold is that if you can tune in to the correct frequency (usually by reaching the correct level of lit) you can unlock, understand, and even speak a language you never studied & know very little of. i believe this bc it happened to me one christmas. my mother in law will vouch
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
they're calling it the best thanksgiving since last year
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM