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As many fingers as there are stars in the sky!
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Tractors live on the farm with the animals.
November 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Tractors live on the farm with the animals.
Babies love to hate a thing with every fiber of their being then actually love it about two seconds later.
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Babies love to hate a thing with every fiber of their being then actually love it about two seconds later.
If you write an article about cancel culture for the new yorker, your life is forfeit.
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
If you write an article about cancel culture for the new yorker, your life is forfeit.
Just committed a perfect crime. There are many perfect crimes, so it's incumbent on me to be humble.
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Just committed a perfect crime. There are many perfect crimes, so it's incumbent on me to be humble.
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Hype Hour Ryefuel
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Hype Hour Ryefuel
Belligerently stupid college juniors aren't people in my estimation, which is why I am not an educator.
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Belligerently stupid college juniors aren't people in my estimation, which is why I am not an educator.
Fucking revolting that I can get pesci's exact hitbox for practice.
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Fucking revolting that I can get pesci's exact hitbox for practice.
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*trying to befriend to USian rabble-rouser in jdpon camp* "how long has it been since your last burger?"
"7 years, 11 months, and 3 days. and 8 hours. but who's counting?"
*nodding, making sure my wire is picking up all this* "right, who's counting...."
"7 years, 11 months, and 3 days. and 8 hours. but who's counting?"
*nodding, making sure my wire is picking up all this* "right, who's counting...."
November 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
*trying to befriend to USian rabble-rouser in jdpon camp* "how long has it been since your last burger?"
"7 years, 11 months, and 3 days. and 8 hours. but who's counting?"
*nodding, making sure my wire is picking up all this* "right, who's counting...."
"7 years, 11 months, and 3 days. and 8 hours. but who's counting?"
*nodding, making sure my wire is picking up all this* "right, who's counting...."
Adaptogens got me like 👶
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Adaptogens got me like 👶
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Asimo wait a minute that's my girl dog
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Asimo wait a minute that's my girl dog
Fox Football robot running a puppy mill
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Fox Football robot running a puppy mill
Bud Light should sponsor the army and give all the armymen a case of beer with every ration.
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Bud Light should sponsor the army and give all the armymen a case of beer with every ration.
@cia like what you see???
Easy To Use Map Of South America
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
@cia like what you see???
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Easy To Use Map Of South America
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Easy To Use Map Of South America
I'm just glad the CIA is still having fun.
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I'm just glad the CIA is still having fun.
My white ass going to see my fortune-teller:
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November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My white ass going to see my fortune-teller:
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Mfw the circumstances are extenuating 😜
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Mfw the circumstances are extenuating 😜
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me when i’m asked who marvin the martian is:
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
me when i’m asked who marvin the martian is:
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A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
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Using a computer should not feel calm, it should feel like a fistfight most of the time. If it feels calm, the computer won
Altman and Ive tease a simple AI device aimed at calm, distraction-free computing, launching within two years.
Altman describes OpenAI's forthcoming AI device as more peaceful and calm than the iPhone | TechCrunch
Altman and Ive tease a simple AI device aimed at calm, distraction-free computing, launching within two years.
techcrunch.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Using a computer should not feel calm, it should feel like a fistfight most of the time. If it feels calm, the computer won
I keep explaining to my father.
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I keep explaining to my father.
They got a little mahout on my shoulders trying to tell me where to go and you know what? Im definitely doing what he says. He's got it all figured out and also he's a sumbitch with a goad.
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
They got a little mahout on my shoulders trying to tell me where to go and you know what? Im definitely doing what he says. He's got it all figured out and also he's a sumbitch with a goad.
Basking in the gas leak
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Basking in the gas leak