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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · Dec 11
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Okay Myfriend @debianxfce.bsky.social · Dec 11
You're right.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 1h
One of the best of us, which I presume means he was also a serial killer when not online. Happy hunting pal.
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nosé @lightblanket.bsky.social · 2h
Took a picture of a mushroom to identify it but then I touched it & knew instantly. That is a rock
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 2h
Missing a great lake tonight. You know which ones make the primpker cut; ain't fucking Erie.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 2h
Chernip was always a real peach
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 3h
I'm thinking more like stanced Kia soul with a body kit
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 4h
We have names. Hopes. Dreams.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 4h
I think about this all the fucking time.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 4h
Magic the Gathering cards with cool ass cars on them.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 4h
It feels so good.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 4h
I tweet out some variation on that joke every two months and it always makes me laugh. Fuck you all I don't care.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 5h
Hold still. I intend to lay your worries to rest.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 5h
Halt. I am here to put you at ease.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 5h
Stop running. Allowing me to reassure you. Stop now.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 5h
I am here to reassure you.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 1d
Here's fucking hoping.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 3d
Chernip owed me a tshirt.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 5d
I love my mother and so it pained me to hear her say that the reason the Nobel committee gave the prize to Machado was that she was short, a brunette, and not "buxom," all of which was somehow intended to bother Trump.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 6d
Every Brecher War Nerd opening monologue
Wound man image showing a human being assailed by various weapons.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 6d
Please speak more slowly, something about the wasp venom is making me sleepy
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 7d
I'm waiting for the paralysis to wear off, so arguing seems like as fine a way as any to pass the time.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 7d
I think the eggs are worse.
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · Aug 20
I live in Hell
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 7d
No! Now I have to look.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 7d
A wasp has stung me, paralyzed me, and laid eggs somewhere on my person. I will return the favor.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 7d
Am I crazy or did a totally new stilted speech pattern emerge like overnight in this administration. Bondi and Miller have such an odd verbal affectation.
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