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As many fingers as there are stars in the sky!
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You're right.
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me when i’m asked who marvin the martian is:
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.

This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Using a computer should not feel calm, it should feel like a fistfight most of the time. If it feels calm, the computer won
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I keep explaining to my father.
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
They got a little mahout on my shoulders trying to tell me where to go and you know what? Im definitely doing what he says. He's got it all figured out and also he's a sumbitch with a goad.
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Basking in the gas leak
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Your boobs are really beautiful

Oh oh

That’s what makes you beautiful
August 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Musks face-lift makes me think he saw yi long ma and decided to try to emulate him.
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
One of the Boy's blocks is leaking a Fluid. All life is a mystery.
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Fox football robot lactating
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Fox football robot donning an ied vest
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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1300s dmt: and then god cast me downe into the fyres and a great horne did play and a drum did sound

1970s dmt: and then there were these clockwork elves who taught us great wisdoms man

2030s dmt: and then our ubereats driver turned out to be the same guy as our Lyft driver from earlier
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I am a visitor here
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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[sting voice] pissing in a bottle 🎶
September 11, 2024 at 1:06 PM
In all universes, across all timelines, I'm jacking off.
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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(chuckling as a herd of deer cross the road in front of me) they made the dogs big in this town wow
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Speak softly and carry a soft stick. Do everything softly
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My Heads Up Display shows an icon of a skull off to my left and a big ass to the right. Decisions decisions.
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I predicted today yesterday.
Kill them with kindness and if you must kill them.
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I love seeing a portly 40 year old man dressed like a dancer in an LMFAO video.
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I've got you all figured out.
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
One of my boys made me hummus. Thanks man, wherever you are tonight.
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I am incentivized.
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM