“MARV”
@twittermarv.bsky.social
My name isn’t actually Marvin at all
I just type things; there’s no unifying project here. Intolerable autocrat of tastes.
I just type things; there’s no unifying project here. Intolerable autocrat of tastes.
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“MARV”
@twittermarv.bsky.social
· Mar 22
Don’t quote riff without faving
Disrespectful of Liverpool to beat poor West Ham on the day Billy Bonds passed away.
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Disrespectful of Liverpool to beat poor West Ham on the day Billy Bonds passed away.
Without free healthcare it’s not enough for me to find more enjoyable employment because I need really good insurance because otherwise my medication would cost $96,000 per year out of pocket…
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Without free healthcare it’s not enough for me to find more enjoyable employment because I need really good insurance because otherwise my medication would cost $96,000 per year out of pocket…
I want all of these evil pieces of shit to face the harshest judgement day possible … I hate them with the nuclear force of a million burning suns, I hate every soulless fuck that endorses them … I can’t die before I get to see them pay
A real country would have Pete Hegseth sitting quietly right now staring at his shoes while a lawyer tries to convince a tribunal that he should only get life imprisonment instead of the alternative of drawing/quartering
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I want all of these evil pieces of shit to face the harshest judgement day possible … I hate them with the nuclear force of a million burning suns, I hate every soulless fuck that endorses them … I can’t die before I get to see them pay
A real country would have Pete Hegseth sitting quietly right now staring at his shoes while a lawyer tries to convince a tribunal that he should only get life imprisonment instead of the alternative of drawing/quartering
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
A real country would have Pete Hegseth sitting quietly right now staring at his shoes while a lawyer tries to convince a tribunal that he should only get life imprisonment instead of the alternative of drawing/quartering
“Martin Tyler here with you and it’s Sheffield Wednesday -The Owls - and we’ve got our own wise owl, Alan Smith”
“Pleasure to be here, Martin”
“Pleasure to be here, Martin”
November 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
“Martin Tyler here with you and it’s Sheffield Wednesday -The Owls - and we’ve got our own wise owl, Alan Smith”
“Pleasure to be here, Martin”
“Pleasure to be here, Martin”
Eventually the only carvel in the world will be located on an island paradise populated only by shareholders and their slaves
The Carvel near us is permanently closed now despite it being crowded almost every time I’ve gone there the last 35 years … apparently whatever lizard corp owns the brand jacked up franchise fees or something so now there is no Carvel anywhere near me despite it being heavenly and universally loved
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Eventually the only carvel in the world will be located on an island paradise populated only by shareholders and their slaves
The Carvel near us is permanently closed now despite it being crowded almost every time I’ve gone there the last 35 years … apparently whatever lizard corp owns the brand jacked up franchise fees or something so now there is no Carvel anywhere near me despite it being heavenly and universally loved
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The Carvel near us is permanently closed now despite it being crowded almost every time I’ve gone there the last 35 years … apparently whatever lizard corp owns the brand jacked up franchise fees or something so now there is no Carvel anywhere near me despite it being heavenly and universally loved
post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
post something random or you'll have an awful December
Saw some early 2000s premier league goals on a reel just now and man I have to say the worst development of the last 20 years or so is the skin tight, cycling style football kit … aesthetically it’s just so shit; bring back baggy shirts
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Saw some early 2000s premier league goals on a reel just now and man I have to say the worst development of the last 20 years or so is the skin tight, cycling style football kit … aesthetically it’s just so shit; bring back baggy shirts
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Violence has no place in America. It's place is uhhhhhhhhhhh a wedding in Kandahar province, Afghanistan
Violence has no place in America. Michelle and I are praying for the servicemembers shot in Washington, DC today, and send our love to their families as they enter this holiday season under the most tragic of circumstances.
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Violence has no place in America. It's place is uhhhhhhhhhhh a wedding in Kandahar province, Afghanistan
I’m very serious when I say that people like these are the ones I hate the most
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I’m very serious when I say that people like these are the ones I hate the most
Never liked parades, not even as a kid… what is this shit? What are we doing here? I also marched in a couple and it was worse than watching it
It’s just a moving pep rally and those things suck ass, c’mon man gtfoh
It’s just a moving pep rally and those things suck ass, c’mon man gtfoh
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Never liked parades, not even as a kid… what is this shit? What are we doing here? I also marched in a couple and it was worse than watching it
It’s just a moving pep rally and those things suck ass, c’mon man gtfoh
It’s just a moving pep rally and those things suck ass, c’mon man gtfoh
The “Goonies”
“One-Eyed Willie”
These fucking perverts think I don’t see it … they think YOU don’t see it
“One-Eyed Willie”
These fucking perverts think I don’t see it … they think YOU don’t see it
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The “Goonies”
“One-Eyed Willie”
These fucking perverts think I don’t see it … they think YOU don’t see it
“One-Eyed Willie”
These fucking perverts think I don’t see it … they think YOU don’t see it
This fucking guy needs to be brought to heel
In leaked audio recordings, Peter Thiel reveals he told JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral issues, including the development of ethical AI. He also suggested the American pope was a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 AM
This fucking guy needs to be brought to heel
Wife and I just watched this ludicrous Netflix “documentary” about a young Russian couple that pose on top of extremely tall buildings and other structures and of course they had an NFT grift and were insufferable but if ever two careless thrill seeking idiots were made for each other, it’s them
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Wife and I just watched this ludicrous Netflix “documentary” about a young Russian couple that pose on top of extremely tall buildings and other structures and of course they had an NFT grift and were insufferable but if ever two careless thrill seeking idiots were made for each other, it’s them
This was a good one, man
Freedom fries
Freedom fries
Freedom friiiiies
Co-Caine
Freedom fries
Freedom friiiiies
Co-Caine
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This was a good one, man
One toke over Neom: The Line, sweet Jesus
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
One toke over Neom: The Line, sweet Jesus
SEC Special Investigator Stocks Mulder
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
SEC Special Investigator Stocks Mulder
Hey Mama!
Look at meee
I’m on my way to the promised laaand
WELP!
I’m on the hiiiiighway to hell
Look at meee
I’m on my way to the promised laaand
WELP!
I’m on the hiiiiighway to hell
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Hey Mama!
Look at meee
I’m on my way to the promised laaand
WELP!
I’m on the hiiiiighway to hell
Look at meee
I’m on my way to the promised laaand
WELP!
I’m on the hiiiiighway to hell
Noooooo no
They say he’s got to go
Go go
Ry Lizza!
Whoo-oooh
They say he’s got to go
Go go
Ry Lizza!
Whoo-oooh
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Noooooo no
They say he’s got to go
Go go
Ry Lizza!
Whoo-oooh
They say he’s got to go
Go go
Ry Lizza!
Whoo-oooh
It really cannot be overestimated how much of this crap is down to powerful people elevating Joe Rogan, the stupidest, most insecure and gullible bastard alive to the position of Everyman normalization conduit for their heinous schemes
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It really cannot be overestimated how much of this crap is down to powerful people elevating Joe Rogan, the stupidest, most insecure and gullible bastard alive to the position of Everyman normalization conduit for their heinous schemes
It’s annoying to see the AI barons perpetrating a fraud, an infinite money glitch, knowing it is a house of cards that will ultimately collapse and destroy lives and livelihoods, seeing how stupidly obvious it all is yet all I can do is just watch it happen passively
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It’s annoying to see the AI barons perpetrating a fraud, an infinite money glitch, knowing it is a house of cards that will ultimately collapse and destroy lives and livelihoods, seeing how stupidly obvious it all is yet all I can do is just watch it happen passively
Cleveland
Steamer
Carpet
Cleaner
Steamer
Carpet
Cleaner
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Cleveland
Steamer
Carpet
Cleaner
Steamer
Carpet
Cleaner
Rock of ages
Rock of ages
Rice-a-Roni
Rock of ages
Rice-a-Roni
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Rock of ages
Rock of ages
Rice-a-Roni
Rock of ages
Rice-a-Roni