“MARV”
@twittermarv.bsky.social
My name isn’t actually Marvin at all
I just type things; there’s no unifying project here. Intolerable autocrat of tastes.
I just type things; there’s no unifying project here. Intolerable autocrat of tastes.
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“MARV”
@twittermarv.bsky.social
· Mar 22
Don’t quote riff without faving
I should be able to see who quoted this post
Show yourself coward
Show yourself coward
White collar criminals cause the deaths of more people than all the serial killers combined
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I should be able to see who quoted this post
Show yourself coward
Show yourself coward
Oh god the thing the thing the thing
The thing must happen; it needs to happen
What if it happens on Christmas?!!!?
I stg I will jizz figgy pudding all over the place
The thing must happen; it needs to happen
What if it happens on Christmas?!!!?
I stg I will jizz figgy pudding all over the place
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Oh god the thing the thing the thing
The thing must happen; it needs to happen
What if it happens on Christmas?!!!?
I stg I will jizz figgy pudding all over the place
The thing must happen; it needs to happen
What if it happens on Christmas?!!!?
I stg I will jizz figgy pudding all over the place
Elon is preggers
June 5: Elon Musk says Trump is in the Epstein files
Nov. 18: The House votes to release the files and Elon Musk has dinner at the White House
Nov. 18: The House votes to release the files and Elon Musk has dinner at the White House
Trump Lovingly Pats Elon Musk on Stomach During Dinner at White House
At a dinner in honor of Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, the president acknowledged the existence of Elon Musk by touching him.
gizmodo.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Elon is preggers
Genuinely mental to me to imagine how a guy can be 39 or whatever and date an 18 year old like “yeah this definitely feels normal and healthy”
I’m 47 and if a teenager was flirting with me I would phone their mother immediately to come bring them home
I’m 47 and if a teenager was flirting with me I would phone their mother immediately to come bring them home
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Genuinely mental to me to imagine how a guy can be 39 or whatever and date an 18 year old like “yeah this definitely feels normal and healthy”
I’m 47 and if a teenager was flirting with me I would phone their mother immediately to come bring them home
I’m 47 and if a teenager was flirting with me I would phone their mother immediately to come bring them home
White collar criminals cause the deaths of more people than all the serial killers combined
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
White collar criminals cause the deaths of more people than all the serial killers combined
I think when it pops, the charters for each company should be revoked, their assets nationalized and Altman in particular should be defending his right to continue breathing at trial
AOC: Should this AI bubble pop, we should not be entertaining a bailout of these corporations while healthcare is being denied to Americans and SNAP is being denied to Americans —
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I think when it pops, the charters for each company should be revoked, their assets nationalized and Altman in particular should be defending his right to continue breathing at trial
And if we tell ya the name of the gaaame, boy
We call it riding the Frazee traaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn
(Guitar solo)
We call it riding the Frazee traaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn
(Guitar solo)
November 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
And if we tell ya the name of the gaaame, boy
We call it riding the Frazee traaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn
(Guitar solo)
We call it riding the Frazee traaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn
(Guitar solo)
Sometimes you gotta look at the follower count and decide if it’s worth it to amplify a lazy idiot
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Sometimes you gotta look at the follower count and decide if it’s worth it to amplify a lazy idiot
I said no no no you’re wrong
When I was employyyyyyyyyyed
Everything was riiiight
When I was employyyyyyyyyyed
Everything was riiiight
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I said no no no you’re wrong
When I was employyyyyyyyyyed
Everything was riiiight
When I was employyyyyyyyyyed
Everything was riiiight
I’d respond “dude wtf” to somebody sending me a pic of their asshole
November 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I’d respond “dude wtf” to somebody sending me a pic of their asshole
Christ, you know it ain’t easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are goooing
They’re gonna circumcise me
You know how hard it can be
The way things are goooing
They’re gonna circumcise me
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Christ, you know it ain’t easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are goooing
They’re gonna circumcise me
You know how hard it can be
The way things are goooing
They’re gonna circumcise me
TOMMY USED TO SUCK ON THE COCKS
Union’s been on strike,
Union’s been on strike,
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
TOMMY USED TO SUCK ON THE COCKS
Union’s been on strike,
Union’s been on strike,
How many libs watching Keith Olbermann flap his gums on msnbc a hundred years ago realized the man they were listening to had basically done a Ted Nugent and snagged himself a suburban teenage concubine?
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
How many libs watching Keith Olbermann flap his gums on msnbc a hundred years ago realized the man they were listening to had basically done a Ted Nugent and snagged himself a suburban teenage concubine?
Win a day of butthole ignoring with RFK Jr.
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Win a day of butthole ignoring with RFK Jr.
Rape Summit
Cristiano Ronaldo is expected to attend a meeting at the White House, on a day when U.S. President Donald Trump is set to host the Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman in the Oval Office, multiple sources have confirmed to The Athletic.
@henrybushnell.bsky.social & @adamcrafton.bsky.social
@henrybushnell.bsky.social & @adamcrafton.bsky.social
Cristiano Ronaldo expected to attend White House meeting as Trump hosts Saudi Prince MBS
Ronaldo's appearance in Washington, D.C., will mark his first known return to the U.S. in over a decade
www.nytimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Rape Summit
If Vanity Fair’s goal here was to let this vapid idiot humiliate herself for clicks, they’ve succeeded wildly
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
If Vanity Fair’s goal here was to let this vapid idiot humiliate herself for clicks, they’ve succeeded wildly
On this day in 1968, tv execs for the first time realized that with pro football they had the ratings golden egg… youtu.be/BS9UZonzxjQ?...
NFL Films - Heidi Bowl
YouTube video by Adam Hornyak
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
On this day in 1968, tv execs for the first time realized that with pro football they had the ratings golden egg… youtu.be/BS9UZonzxjQ?...
until I got sucked into the twitter brain worms world during covid, I’d never heard of Dasha Nekrophilia or the other one that hates her baby or their dumb show
This lady’s not famous
Only online freaks like us (though really more YOU) have any notion of her at all
This lady’s not famous
Only online freaks like us (though really more YOU) have any notion of her at all
November 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
until I got sucked into the twitter brain worms world during covid, I’d never heard of Dasha Nekrophilia or the other one that hates her baby or their dumb show
This lady’s not famous
Only online freaks like us (though really more YOU) have any notion of her at all
This lady’s not famous
Only online freaks like us (though really more YOU) have any notion of her at all
Every time I learn something new about Mississippi it’s always “sheesh; wow”
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Every time I learn something new about Mississippi it’s always “sheesh; wow”
Well, Brandy used to watch his eyes
when he’d tell his gooning stories
when he’d tell his gooning stories
November 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Well, Brandy used to watch his eyes
when he’d tell his gooning stories
when he’d tell his gooning stories
Yo dog, we heard you like desire so we put some desired in your desiring so you can desire while you desired
November 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Yo dog, we heard you like desire so we put some desired in your desiring so you can desire while you desired
Roadkill, Joy of RFK’s Desiring
November 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Roadkill, Joy of RFK’s Desiring
On the one hand, shame is part of why I’m a nice boy and my mommy loves me and my wife loves me
On the other, it’s why I never went out there and got all Nuzzi with it and just pretended to be talented so consequently I’m not wealthy
On the other, it’s why I never went out there and got all Nuzzi with it and just pretended to be talented so consequently I’m not wealthy
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
On the one hand, shame is part of why I’m a nice boy and my mommy loves me and my wife loves me
On the other, it’s why I never went out there and got all Nuzzi with it and just pretended to be talented so consequently I’m not wealthy
On the other, it’s why I never went out there and got all Nuzzi with it and just pretended to be talented so consequently I’m not wealthy
Hmmm why the absence
The United States Soccer Federation and the Portuguese Football Federation will soon confirm a match between their men’s teams to take place in Atlanta in March 2026.
The match could end an almost 12-year absence for Cristiano Ronaldo from playing football in the U.S.
@adamcrafton.bsky.social
The match could end an almost 12-year absence for Cristiano Ronaldo from playing football in the U.S.
@adamcrafton.bsky.social
USMNT pre-World Cup game vs. Portugal to be announced as Cristiano Ronaldo set for U.S. return
The exhibition match will take place at the Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta in March 2026.
www.nytimes.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Hmmm why the absence