Blair Loudly
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Blair Loudly
@blairloudly.bsky.social
· Oct 8
everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore
i faked that biting lip emoji
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
i faked that biting lip emoji
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It's casual phenomena day at work so my hand passes right through the microwave to warm up the fish manually
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It's casual phenomena day at work so my hand passes right through the microwave to warm up the fish manually
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being gay is a gentle balance between consuming iced coffees and crippling depression naps.
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
being gay is a gentle balance between consuming iced coffees and crippling depression naps.
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Invite a clown into your tent, expect a circus
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Invite a clown into your tent, expect a circus
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the 3 most important things about regional accents are locution, locution, locution it took me 4 hrs to write this crap you’re welcome
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
the 3 most important things about regional accents are locution, locution, locution it took me 4 hrs to write this crap you’re welcome
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ok, i’m back, i think bluesky learned its lesson
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
ok, i’m back, i think bluesky learned its lesson
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i never put my nose to the grindstone it’s all rough and scratchy and my nose is so delicate
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
i never put my nose to the grindstone it’s all rough and scratchy and my nose is so delicate
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"stiffy" is the funniest nickname for an erection don't @ me
November 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
"stiffy" is the funniest nickname for an erection don't @ me
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was going to make soup but I ran out of thyme
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
was going to make soup but I ran out of thyme
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I'm just over here radiating that regular dick energy.
November 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I'm just over here radiating that regular dick energy.
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I don't watch reality TV. I like my drama free range and all natural
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I don't watch reality TV. I like my drama free range and all natural
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Anxena: Worrier Princess
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Anxena: Worrier Princess
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dry shampoo? what’s next liquid soap ahahahahahah omg gtfo
February 21, 2024 at 3:19 PM
dry shampoo? what’s next liquid soap ahahahahahah omg gtfo
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“This isn’t funny, Frank. Turn the lights back on.”
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
“This isn’t funny, Frank. Turn the lights back on.”
im definitely the change i want to see in the world im certainly not paper money
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
im definitely the change i want to see in the world im certainly not paper money
[spelling bee] your word is ineffectual
[me spelling my name over and over again]
[me spelling my name over and over again]
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
[spelling bee] your word is ineffectual
[me spelling my name over and over again]
[me spelling my name over and over again]
im only comfortable if there is at least one passive aggressive sign telling me not to do something
November 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
im only comfortable if there is at least one passive aggressive sign telling me not to do something
oh my ass?
i think you mean my twerk of art
i think you mean my twerk of art
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
oh my ass?
i think you mean my twerk of art
i think you mean my twerk of art
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this is the fucking longest episode of Black Mirror ever
July 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
this is the fucking longest episode of Black Mirror ever
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me: [at the theater, ringing a little bell for my butler, Chauncey, to bring me some popped corn]
bully: who's doing that
larger bully: hey that guy's got a fucking bell
me: [frantically ringing bell]
bully: who's doing that
larger bully: hey that guy's got a fucking bell
me: [frantically ringing bell]
October 29, 2024 at 3:52 AM
me: [at the theater, ringing a little bell for my butler, Chauncey, to bring me some popped corn]
bully: who's doing that
larger bully: hey that guy's got a fucking bell
me: [frantically ringing bell]
bully: who's doing that
larger bully: hey that guy's got a fucking bell
me: [frantically ringing bell]
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After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
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who called em naval officers? i would've gone with "bellybutton cops*
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
who called em naval officers? i would've gone with "bellybutton cops*
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I try to spend as little time as possible trapped in haunted oil paintings. The food in there is terrible and the people are all from like 500 years ago so they haven't even seen any good movies
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I try to spend as little time as possible trapped in haunted oil paintings. The food in there is terrible and the people are all from like 500 years ago so they haven't even seen any good movies
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*during sex*
okay but why did your tone change
okay but why did your tone change
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
*during sex*
okay but why did your tone change
okay but why did your tone change
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I may be sad all the time, but that just means I’m consistent
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I may be sad all the time, but that just means I’m consistent