I’d always rinse my brothers loogies outta the sink while brushin my teeth cause I’ve just always loved my Ma like that
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I’d always rinse my brothers loogies outta the sink while brushin my teeth cause I’ve just always loved my Ma like that
My Ma sent me socks w cheesy motivational sayings on them to scam me into wearing socks. Is it workin? Idk, but I just wanna say, you’ve got this, beautiful! You rock!
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
My Ma sent me socks w cheesy motivational sayings on them to scam me into wearing socks. Is it workin? Idk, but I just wanna say, you’ve got this, beautiful! You rock!
Everybody loves parks universally because they’re either going for so much fun or drugs. The good the bad and the ugly can all exist together happily at the park
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Everybody loves parks universally because they’re either going for so much fun or drugs. The good the bad and the ugly can all exist together happily at the park
Idk how the fuck they did it, but Dreams by The Cranberries feels like your Crush givin you a kiss on The Last Day of School whenever it comes on
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Idk how the fuck they did it, but Dreams by The Cranberries feels like your Crush givin you a kiss on The Last Day of School whenever it comes on
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A couple hours in the taffy stretching machine would fix my back problems and probably also cure my anxiety
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
A couple hours in the taffy stretching machine would fix my back problems and probably also cure my anxiety
My Ma used to tell me if I ate too much salt water taffy I’d become it & that didn’t help cause I’d love being stretchy sweet chewy yummy pulley candy instead of this shit
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
My Ma used to tell me if I ate too much salt water taffy I’d become it & that didn’t help cause I’d love being stretchy sweet chewy yummy pulley candy instead of this shit
I get it. Spiritual war exhausts me too.
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I get it. Spiritual war exhausts me too.
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sorry i blurted out i like it hard mr mattress salesman
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
sorry i blurted out i like it hard mr mattress salesman
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why do storks only bring babies why can’t one bring me a cannoli
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
why do storks only bring babies why can’t one bring me a cannoli
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Detectives can never indulge in Swedish Fish because they're all red herrings
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Detectives can never indulge in Swedish Fish because they're all red herrings
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Regularly scheduling out of body experiences so my corporeal form can have a little break while I space out
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Regularly scheduling out of body experiences so my corporeal form can have a little break while I space out
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I'm packing up my crayons and going home
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I'm packing up my crayons and going home
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Early blooming bitch for your Thursday morning beauty snack
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Early blooming bitch for your Thursday morning beauty snack
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Ok but what if I'm not done cuddling the puppies? I still have to get up?
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Ok but what if I'm not done cuddling the puppies? I still have to get up?
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The algorithm would really like me to slice up an orange and dry it in the oven all day to make Christmas decorations and it just might win.
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The algorithm would really like me to slice up an orange and dry it in the oven all day to make Christmas decorations and it just might win.
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I’ve started making pharmaceuticals in my garage if anyone wants to save a few bucks.
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I’ve started making pharmaceuticals in my garage if anyone wants to save a few bucks.
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Hey! You're frigging amazing, okay?
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hey! You're frigging amazing, okay?
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I didn't come here to not be insulted.
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I didn't come here to not be insulted.
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I will break into your house to turn down the thermostat so help me
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I will break into your house to turn down the thermostat so help me
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Me and Robert Johnson at the crossroads, wondering if Arby’s is still open
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Me and Robert Johnson at the crossroads, wondering if Arby’s is still open
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In a parallel universe I'm living everything the same after the cross-universe lawsuit about keeping backup files
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
In a parallel universe I'm living everything the same after the cross-universe lawsuit about keeping backup files
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According to HR it's not appropriate to tell a coworker that they talked enough for everybody when asked if I had anything to add to the teams meeting
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
According to HR it's not appropriate to tell a coworker that they talked enough for everybody when asked if I had anything to add to the teams meeting
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Introducing The 2026 Living Room Concert Series (I break into your house at 3:00 am and play guitar on your couch)
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Introducing The 2026 Living Room Concert Series (I break into your house at 3:00 am and play guitar on your couch)
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When you bossa nova
There's no holding
Would you have me dancing
Out of nowhere?
youtu.be/bpA_5a0miWk?...
There's no holding
Would you have me dancing
Out of nowhere?
youtu.be/bpA_5a0miWk?...
Roxy Music - Avalon
YouTube video by RoxyMusicVEVO
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
When you bossa nova
There's no holding
Would you have me dancing
Out of nowhere?
youtu.be/bpA_5a0miWk?...
There's no holding
Would you have me dancing
Out of nowhere?
youtu.be/bpA_5a0miWk?...