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Nibblerstein’s Monster

@arcanenibbler.bsky.social

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Two brows, one low, one high, have I, motherfucker. 🏳️‍🌈 My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaduofcfpobm

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Nibblerstein’s Monster @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · Aug 7

I took a milk bath to soften my skin, but now I have Lucky Charms marshmallows stuck all over my body.

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Nibblerstein’s Monster @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 3h

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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 4h

The ghost in my attic left because I’m spending too much time on social media.

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 19h

Can’t ever remember proper table etiquette, which fork is for circus peanuts

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · Mar 24

I did a lot of drugs when I was younger on my way into work this morning.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 5d

Devising food strategy like our ancestors diagramming the hunt on the walls of the cave, but it's me comparing availability and prices on the apps as I draw up the grocery list.

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The Phantom Meowtzi (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 11h

I'm reading a book about proposals. It's engaging.

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 7d

New game: Lie or nap. You're allowed either to tell a lie or take a nap

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 4d

I don't dance to seduce, I dance to scare people away

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 13h

I'm pretty easy to take care of, just milk my venom glands and know that I never use double entendres I'm actually triple giving with poisonous single entendres

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 10h

It's always midnight somewhere

Stand in a grocery shop's fresh produce aisle. At the top is a spooky-themed sign saying "When the night falls, the fun begins" in orange lettering.
Below are three neat shelves of fresh bananas.

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Chaminda Jayanetti @cjayanetti.bsky.social · 1d

"Post you from a different era" is middle-aged Bluesky code for "lemme see you when you were hot"

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Carrie @carebear620.bsky.social · 7h

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Nibblerstein’s Monster @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 6h

I missed my calling to be someone with a calling.

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Dr. Antifa @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · Dec 17

Is it food?

A CNN headline that reads “Taco Bell is adding something unusual to its menu.”

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Nibblerstein’s Monster @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 7h

Is that supposed to say attic instead of addict? If so, repost and I’ll repost it on my page. It’s a good post otherwise.

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Nibblerstein’s Monster @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 9h

I always laugh at how the victims in those old Universal monster movies never fight back or run away. Imhotep’s ancient corpse lumbers toward them at turtle speed & they just stand there screaming, as if they didn’t have every opportunity to escape or grab an effing candlestick and swing that bitch.