The Arcane Nibbler
@arcanenibbler.bsky.social
Two brows, one low, one high, have I, motherfucker.
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On a tiny boat lost on the Great Sea of Worries:
Dad, when we get to Cat Island, can we build a big fort with lots of platforms and secret passages for the cats to play on. Can we, dad?
Of course son, when we get to Cat Island.
We’ll make it to Cat Island, won’t we dad?
…of course we will, son…
Dad, when we get to Cat Island, can we build a big fort with lots of platforms and secret passages for the cats to play on. Can we, dad?
Of course son, when we get to Cat Island.
We’ll make it to Cat Island, won’t we dad?
…of course we will, son…
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You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 AM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
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Post your warning label
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Post your warning label
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You've just died. The 6th pic in your phone gallery is what killed you
November 29, 2025 at 9:05 AM
You've just died. The 6th pic in your phone gallery is what killed you
Sergeant Bell Pepper’s Artichoke Hearts Club Sandwich Band
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Sergeant Bell Pepper’s Artichoke Hearts Club Sandwich Band
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Okay yes, I have had a lot of doors come in and out of my life but to tell a potential forever door that I am just revolving door material, what kind of foyerpist are you
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Okay yes, I have had a lot of doors come in and out of my life but to tell a potential forever door that I am just revolving door material, what kind of foyerpist are you
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Oh ya, hi! Thanks for the follow! Quick look at the profile... Account following 32 thousand others.
Eyes narrow. Hand slides under the lapel of a black suit to a shoulder holster. "But, don't think you know our neighborhood"
Eyes narrow. Hand slides under the lapel of a black suit to a shoulder holster. "But, don't think you know our neighborhood"
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Oh ya, hi! Thanks for the follow! Quick look at the profile... Account following 32 thousand others.
Eyes narrow. Hand slides under the lapel of a black suit to a shoulder holster. "But, don't think you know our neighborhood"
Eyes narrow. Hand slides under the lapel of a black suit to a shoulder holster. "But, don't think you know our neighborhood"
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Yarp. Gotta protect the locality...
a peacock is walking down a stone walkway in a park .
Alt: a peacock flairs its feathers covering the screen
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Yarp. Gotta protect the locality...
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Got my winter Croc's bitches.
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Got my winter Croc's bitches.
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November 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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They’re cute when they’re little, but you put out elf poison for a reason. Ruins your property value worse than cat piss.
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
They’re cute when they’re little, but you put out elf poison for a reason. Ruins your property value worse than cat piss.
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I'm thankful for having found a new flavour of catfood that meets with the approval of little lord and master.
We can be heroes, just for one day.
We can be heroes, just for one day.
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I'm thankful for having found a new flavour of catfood that meets with the approval of little lord and master.
We can be heroes, just for one day.
We can be heroes, just for one day.
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I really racked up the miles on my Fitbit when I retraced my steps to see where I left my sanity.
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I really racked up the miles on my Fitbit when I retraced my steps to see where I left my sanity.
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Licks bacon grease off phone screen. Continues posting.
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Licks bacon grease off phone screen. Continues posting.
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My favorite thing to do when it's cold outside . . . is not to go outside.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My favorite thing to do when it's cold outside . . . is not to go outside.
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So much to rant about... so little time....
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
So much to rant about... so little time....
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Turns out you can get married in Vegas no matter how drunk you are.
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Turns out you can get married in Vegas no matter how drunk you are.
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you
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You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
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You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
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Ooo America you in trouble girl
October 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Ooo America you in trouble girl
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Your feelings for me were 3D printed but I cherished them with painted little details anyway, a memoir I earned with crypto
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Your feelings for me were 3D printed but I cherished them with painted little details anyway, a memoir I earned with crypto
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I almost got up after only four hours of sleep. Then I heard the voice of my dead father tell me to get back in that bed and finish what I started because he didn't raise a quitter.
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I almost got up after only four hours of sleep. Then I heard the voice of my dead father tell me to get back in that bed and finish what I started because he didn't raise a quitter.
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Elton John & Billy Joel
Joan Jet
David Bowie
Talking Heads
Laurie Anderson
(You have no idea what you missed on the last one. Every concert she gave was masterful storytelling and performance)
Elton John & Billy Joel
Joan Jet
David Bowie
Talking Heads
Laurie Anderson
(You have no idea what you missed on the last one. Every concert she gave was masterful storytelling and performance)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
King Crimson
Oingo Boingo
Peter Gabriel
Radiohead
Missing Persons
King Crimson
Oingo Boingo
Peter Gabriel
Radiohead
Missing Persons
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
• Sparks
• They Might Be Giants
• The Surfrajettes
• Chris de Burgh
• Engelbert Humperdinck
• Sparks
• They Might Be Giants
• The Surfrajettes
• Chris de Burgh
• Engelbert Humperdinck
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Elton John & Billy Joel
Joan Jet
David Bowie
Talking Heads
Laurie Anderson
(You have no idea what you missed on the last one. Every concert she gave was masterful storytelling and performance)
Elton John & Billy Joel
Joan Jet
David Bowie
Talking Heads
Laurie Anderson
(You have no idea what you missed on the last one. Every concert she gave was masterful storytelling and performance)
My mother was a Christmas Hitler, a complete control freak. Everything had to be perfect. If you messed up her plan to the slightest degree, you were dead to her until New Years.
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
My mother was a Christmas Hitler, a complete control freak. Everything had to be perfect. If you messed up her plan to the slightest degree, you were dead to her until New Years.