MykeIsNoWHere
@nowimhere.bsky.social
Belgian beer drinkin bong wielding Earth Mother/Nanny/Milliner/Crafter of stuff
BoobCancer&Pokémon slayer.
BoobCancer&Pokémon slayer.
Pinned
With all of this deregulation, I’m only buying foreign food and drugs from now on.
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Fifa: Here is a peace prize for you because we want the world cup to go smoothly with some games played in the U.S. and we know that you are very angry and crazy man.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Fifa: Here is a peace prize for you because we want the world cup to go smoothly with some games played in the U.S. and we know that you are very angry and crazy man.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but all the followers and likes in the world won’t amount to a single additional mourner at your funeral.
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but all the followers and likes in the world won’t amount to a single additional mourner at your funeral.
Well, I’m certainly not going to get any Peace Prize from my Sleep Number Mattress if I LEAVE it?!
December 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Well, I’m certainly not going to get any Peace Prize from my Sleep Number Mattress if I LEAVE it?!
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Ok but we all agree that the
boot shaped McNugget is
the best McNugget right
boot shaped McNugget is
the best McNugget right
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ok but we all agree that the
boot shaped McNugget is
the best McNugget right
boot shaped McNugget is
the best McNugget right
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Can’t wait for Christmas to get here so I can ramp my depression up to 11.
December 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Can’t wait for Christmas to get here so I can ramp my depression up to 11.
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ufo disclosure and chill
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
ufo disclosure and chill
From my warm seat at this bar, it sure looks like Hanukkah out there on the football field tonight.
B'hatzlacha boys!
B'hatzlacha boys!
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
From my warm seat at this bar, it sure looks like Hanukkah out there on the football field tonight.
B'hatzlacha boys!
B'hatzlacha boys!
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Some people call me space cowboy. Some call me gangster of love.
This one guy calls me Maurice. He sucks at giving nicknames.
This one guy calls me Maurice. He sucks at giving nicknames.
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Some people call me space cowboy. Some call me gangster of love.
This one guy calls me Maurice. He sucks at giving nicknames.
This one guy calls me Maurice. He sucks at giving nicknames.
Monday Night Candy Cane Football
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Monday Night Candy Cane Football
Did my good deed of the season-got momma’s tree up before even starting to deal w my decor!
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Did my good deed of the season-got momma’s tree up before even starting to deal w my decor!
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One of my chores as a kid was stacking wood, if you want your wood stacked well then offer a quiet child $10 to make patterns with the ends of split logs
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
One of my chores as a kid was stacking wood, if you want your wood stacked well then offer a quiet child $10 to make patterns with the ends of split logs
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SIMPLY
HAVING
A WONDERFUL
CHRISTMASTIME
HAVING
A WONDERFUL
CHRISTMASTIME
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
SIMPLY
HAVING
A WONDERFUL
CHRISTMASTIME
HAVING
A WONDERFUL
CHRISTMASTIME
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the two v’s in “twins” are really just there as an example
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
the two v’s in “twins” are really just there as an example
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We stand firm in the belief that our handler erred on the side of caution when he tranquilized the child in the Tigger pajamas.
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
We stand firm in the belief that our handler erred on the side of caution when he tranquilized the child in the Tigger pajamas.
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I have misplaced three lords a leapin' and two geese a layin' but the maids a milkin' are present and accounted for
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I have misplaced three lords a leapin' and two geese a layin' but the maids a milkin' are present and accounted for
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Your Black Friday reminder that Amazon...
-Provides cloud services that help fuel ICE's deportation machine
-Donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration fund
-Scrapped plans to display tariff costs after pressure from Trump
-Shelled out $40M for a documentary about Melania Trump
-Provides cloud services that help fuel ICE's deportation machine
-Donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration fund
-Scrapped plans to display tariff costs after pressure from Trump
-Shelled out $40M for a documentary about Melania Trump
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Your Black Friday reminder that Amazon...
-Provides cloud services that help fuel ICE's deportation machine
-Donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration fund
-Scrapped plans to display tariff costs after pressure from Trump
-Shelled out $40M for a documentary about Melania Trump
-Provides cloud services that help fuel ICE's deportation machine
-Donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration fund
-Scrapped plans to display tariff costs after pressure from Trump
-Shelled out $40M for a documentary about Melania Trump
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My party trick is not showing up
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My party trick is not showing up
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My wife is very much enjoying both Post Malone and his tight pants
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My wife is very much enjoying both Post Malone and his tight pants
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I wonder what the medical explanation is with drunk people and hearing loss.
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I wonder what the medical explanation is with drunk people and hearing loss.
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Wife: [whispering in my ear] what's your fantasy, baby
Me: [whispering back] lady cyclops with big titties, we fuck in a pool full of cornbread
Wife: It’s really my fault for asking
Me: [whispering back] lady cyclops with big titties, we fuck in a pool full of cornbread
Wife: It’s really my fault for asking
December 9, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Wife: [whispering in my ear] what's your fantasy, baby
Me: [whispering back] lady cyclops with big titties, we fuck in a pool full of cornbread
Wife: It’s really my fault for asking
Me: [whispering back] lady cyclops with big titties, we fuck in a pool full of cornbread
Wife: It’s really my fault for asking
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digesting carbs counts as cardio as long as the carbs were tasty
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
digesting carbs counts as cardio as long as the carbs were tasty
Sat next to a nurse at Thanksgiving dinner and she said I have great veins.
So there’s that to be thankful for.
So there’s that to be thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Sat next to a nurse at Thanksgiving dinner and she said I have great veins.
So there’s that to be thankful for.
So there’s that to be thankful for.
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All aboard! The gravy boat to Carb Town is leaving the station.
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
All aboard! The gravy boat to Carb Town is leaving the station.
With all of this deregulation, I’m only buying foreign food and drugs from now on.
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
With all of this deregulation, I’m only buying foreign food and drugs from now on.