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In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

Pope Leo XIV weighed in on U.S. politics, saying that Catholic politicians must be judged on the full range of their policy positions and suggesting that the country's immigration policy is "inhuman."

The Congressional GOP rhetoric labeling the No Kings protest as “terrorist” & participants as “rabid” is a pretty clear attempt to encourage & justify violence against an event that hasn’t even happened yet.

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Do you even Wordle, bro?

"Sir, we've identified the leader of the Portland chapter of Antifa."

*cue Poison's Something To Believe In

Along with the Antifa nonsense, the goal here is to reclassify any dissent as dangerous. Which is not something elected officials in a democracy do.

You can actually speed this process up, but you have to treat the windmill like the Big Wheel on The Price is Right

Hey CNN why are the gas prices on this photo so low? Ohhhh. I see. You're hoping no one notices this photo is from before the internet fucking existed. You shitheads.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

“and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad”

A major part of Elon's desire to dismantle Wikipedia revolves around this one page, in my opinion en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

i'm going through a lot fam
just wanna take an opportunity to thank all of you for being nice to me

means a lot

Tonight's teeth brushing music brought to you by:

the incredible Nate Smith

Thanks for sharing this. I just downloaded the whole album to my phone.

I hope things turn around for you soon. Until then, keep your head up. 🤘🏼

history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed

student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism

teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.

Reminding the teacher they forgot to assign homework ass take

@govpritzker.illinois.gov

37 and Kedzie, East Garfield, Illinois.

This is assault.

He is the sports media version of a meme stock

Arch Manning: OMAHA!!!

Optometrist whispering to assistant:

That’s close to “bicycle” right?

If you like yelling about misuse of the passive voice, THIS IS IT.