Laura Dime
@unlimitedbasil.bsky.social
i eat oatmeal late at night and dislike multiples of five. she/her
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Laura Dime
@unlimitedbasil.bsky.social
· Feb 14
I bet being tumble dried feels so good for socks
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learning to mime and this audiobook is useless
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
learning to mime and this audiobook is useless
How do people find out what shoes to wear
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
How do people find out what shoes to wear
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I've given it some thought, and I think the funniest possible outcome is if they somehow decide to impeach Bill Clinton again
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I've given it some thought, and I think the funniest possible outcome is if they somehow decide to impeach Bill Clinton again
One time I accidentally slept with a Republican and then accidentally called him a pussy for having a gun
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
One time I accidentally slept with a Republican and then accidentally called him a pussy for having a gun
On the phone with my health insurance company explaining that actually my teeth and eyes are part of my body
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
On the phone with my health insurance company explaining that actually my teeth and eyes are part of my body
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do you have any games on your phone
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
do you have any games on your phone
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Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
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I hope the goth girl in my high school sex ed class who grabbed the banana during the condom demonstration and slowly squished it while making eye contact with our teacher is doing okay
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I hope the goth girl in my high school sex ed class who grabbed the banana during the condom demonstration and slowly squished it while making eye contact with our teacher is doing okay
I’m a fun and chill person to be friends with
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I’m a fun and chill person to be friends with
seasonal Effective disorder is when ur suddenly able to get shit done in the winter
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
seasonal Effective disorder is when ur suddenly able to get shit done in the winter
Reminiscing on the time my cardiologist told me I shouldn’t have become a lawyer
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Reminiscing on the time my cardiologist told me I shouldn’t have become a lawyer
I’m actually very mentally stable now as long as everything goes precisely according to plan and no one uses a weird tone toward me and I just generally don’t encounter any obstacles
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I’m actually very mentally stable now as long as everything goes precisely according to plan and no one uses a weird tone toward me and I just generally don’t encounter any obstacles
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I for one am going to fucking miss pennies.
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I for one am going to fucking miss pennies.
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Honest Review of Getting Stung by 9 Hornets
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Honest Review of Getting Stung by 9 Hornets
Is it an ethical violation for a therapist to not be a dog person
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Is it an ethical violation for a therapist to not be a dog person
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On the outside I’m a houseplant. On the inside I’m photosynthesizing dark thoughts.
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
On the outside I’m a houseplant. On the inside I’m photosynthesizing dark thoughts.
Science isn’t a science it’s an art
November 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Science isn’t a science it’s an art
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Phone that automatically records voicemails you leave for other people so you can play them back and obsess over whether you sounded like a dork, too pushy, not pushy enough, etc
November 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Phone that automatically records voicemails you leave for other people so you can play them back and obsess over whether you sounded like a dork, too pushy, not pushy enough, etc
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If my superpower was teleportation I would tell people it’s hard to control and just pop right out of any conversation I don’t like.
October 29, 2025 at 11:38 AM
If my superpower was teleportation I would tell people it’s hard to control and just pop right out of any conversation I don’t like.
If I could spend 48 hours inside an enormous vat of aquaphor I would finally know Peace
November 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If I could spend 48 hours inside an enormous vat of aquaphor I would finally know Peace
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We need to go on an excursion
November 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
We need to go on an excursion
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scene: I’m sitting alone in my living room. suddenly my younger self appears with a ghost in chains
ghost: “thiiiis is what you will becoooome if you don’t chaaaange”
young me: “noooooo take me back”
they disappear
me: what the fuck
ghost: “thiiiis is what you will becoooome if you don’t chaaaange”
young me: “noooooo take me back”
they disappear
me: what the fuck
December 26, 2023 at 1:59 AM
scene: I’m sitting alone in my living room. suddenly my younger self appears with a ghost in chains
ghost: “thiiiis is what you will becoooome if you don’t chaaaange”
young me: “noooooo take me back”
they disappear
me: what the fuck
ghost: “thiiiis is what you will becoooome if you don’t chaaaange”
young me: “noooooo take me back”
they disappear
me: what the fuck
No offense to Wood but the sluttiest line Taylor Swift has ever written is “I’ll do anything you say if you say it with your hands”
November 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
No offense to Wood but the sluttiest line Taylor Swift has ever written is “I’ll do anything you say if you say it with your hands”
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The internet used to scream at us when we connected, and we didn't take the hint
November 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The internet used to scream at us when we connected, and we didn't take the hint
If you were a dog would you rather be cute or pretty
November 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If you were a dog would you rather be cute or pretty