Damnit Janet
@damnitjanet.bsky.social
In my napping era
Scottish and Queer | she/her
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Scottish and Queer | she/her
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Damnit Janet
@damnitjanet.bsky.social
· Dec 13
If someone tells you you're an absolute godsend, remember they may mean like a plague
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Them: what do you call a crocodile that’s good at bowling?
Me: ᶦᶠ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵉⁿᵈˢ ᶦⁿ ᵃ ᵖᵘⁿ
Them: an alley gator
Me: ⁿᵒ ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᶜʳᵒᶜᵒᵈᶦˡᵉ
ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵈᶦᶠᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᵗ ʳᵉᵖᵗᶦˡᵉ
ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵉᵐᶦˢᵉ ᶜᵒˡˡᵃᵖˢᵉˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷʰᵒˡᵉ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᶜᵒˡˡᵃᵖˢᵉˢ
Me: ᶦᶠ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵉⁿᵈˢ ᶦⁿ ᵃ ᵖᵘⁿ
Them: an alley gator
Me: ⁿᵒ ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᶜʳᵒᶜᵒᵈᶦˡᵉ
ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵈᶦᶠᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᵗ ʳᵉᵖᵗᶦˡᵉ
ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵉᵐᶦˢᵉ ᶜᵒˡˡᵃᵖˢᵉˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷʰᵒˡᵉ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᶜᵒˡˡᵃᵖˢᵉˢ
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Them: what do you call a crocodile that’s good at bowling?
Me: ᶦᶠ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵉⁿᵈˢ ᶦⁿ ᵃ ᵖᵘⁿ
Them: an alley gator
Me: ⁿᵒ ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᶜʳᵒᶜᵒᵈᶦˡᵉ
ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵈᶦᶠᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᵗ ʳᵉᵖᵗᶦˡᵉ
ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵉᵐᶦˢᵉ ᶜᵒˡˡᵃᵖˢᵉˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷʰᵒˡᵉ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᶜᵒˡˡᵃᵖˢᵉˢ
Me: ᶦᶠ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵉⁿᵈˢ ᶦⁿ ᵃ ᵖᵘⁿ
Them: an alley gator
Me: ⁿᵒ ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᶜʳᵒᶜᵒᵈᶦˡᵉ
ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵈᶦᶠᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᵗ ʳᵉᵖᵗᶦˡᵉ
ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵉᵐᶦˢᵉ ᶜᵒˡˡᵃᵖˢᵉˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷʰᵒˡᵉ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᶜᵒˡˡᵃᵖˢᵉˢ
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Artists have been sharing their fantastic work today so I'm going to share some of my mediocre work lol. I make stained glass. I've been doing it for a year now
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Artists have been sharing their fantastic work today so I'm going to share some of my mediocre work lol. I make stained glass. I've been doing it for a year now
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Recently discovered I have a natural affinity for lurking. The shadows are the best place to lurk, obviously, but you can also lurk in a field, or even on a rollercoaster. It's all about state of mind
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Recently discovered I have a natural affinity for lurking. The shadows are the best place to lurk, obviously, but you can also lurk in a field, or even on a rollercoaster. It's all about state of mind
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saw a roadkill opossum and called it a squashum but felt bad and apologized
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
saw a roadkill opossum and called it a squashum but felt bad and apologized
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The devil, having tired of the details, is in the depression
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The devil, having tired of the details, is in the depression
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I just want someone to buy me a tiara and tell me my coffee breath smells fine
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I just want someone to buy me a tiara and tell me my coffee breath smells fine
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gonna find all the Ann Geddes babies and recreate their photographs as adults
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
gonna find all the Ann Geddes babies and recreate their photographs as adults
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"You're a good girl but why are you always in front of my computer?" I'm asking my cat when I realize who she learned it from 😬
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"You're a good girl but why are you always in front of my computer?" I'm asking my cat when I realize who she learned it from 😬
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There should be a 15 min limitation visits for uninvited guests.
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
There should be a 15 min limitation visits for uninvited guests.
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Unlike a moth to a porch light, do not bang your head against the shiny, blinking slot machines.
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Unlike a moth to a porch light, do not bang your head against the shiny, blinking slot machines.
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Interviewing politicians is pointless. Interview animals instead. They won't make sense either but at least they're worth looking at
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Interviewing politicians is pointless. Interview animals instead. They won't make sense either but at least they're worth looking at
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sitting on my thumbs until they go numb so it feels like someone else is reposting my skeets
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
sitting on my thumbs until they go numb so it feels like someone else is reposting my skeets
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whenever people mention how many spiders you eat in your sleep, I just think about all the cat hair I’m eating all day.
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
whenever people mention how many spiders you eat in your sleep, I just think about all the cat hair I’m eating all day.
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if you can't beat em try using fire or doing a spin move
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
if you can't beat em try using fire or doing a spin move
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I would venture to guess that most people that say they are libertarians don't actually know what libertarians are and have probably never seen a Japanese raccoon dog either.
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I would venture to guess that most people that say they are libertarians don't actually know what libertarians are and have probably never seen a Japanese raccoon dog either.
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My degree was in English lit but I went to medical school later after this one time at a party and great quotes just pouring out of me I could not say "coagulate yourself bitch" without sounding pompous ass
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My degree was in English lit but I went to medical school later after this one time at a party and great quotes just pouring out of me I could not say "coagulate yourself bitch" without sounding pompous ass
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In heaven, I'll always have something to blow my nose into.
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
In heaven, I'll always have something to blow my nose into.
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Kids will smile so hard at you with an entire mouth of missing teeth & I love that so much for them.
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Kids will smile so hard at you with an entire mouth of missing teeth & I love that so much for them.
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soup as old as time
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
soup as old as time
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
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Reverse clowngirl, so I can honk your balls
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Reverse clowngirl, so I can honk your balls
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live in the living room
die in the dining room
die in the dining room
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
live in the living room
die in the dining room
die in the dining room
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Willy Wonka could have dealt with Musk
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Willy Wonka could have dealt with Musk
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my to do list is so long it may as well be a fantasy novel
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
my to do list is so long it may as well be a fantasy novel
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I love different colored pills I'm so glad the matrix is real
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I love different colored pills I'm so glad the matrix is real
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