B 🐝
@vtbee80.bsky.social
she/her/hers
queer 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
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queer 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
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B 🐝
@vtbee80.bsky.social
· Feb 19
at my funeral, feel free to cut off one of my tattoos and take it home with you
curious about my cooking skills? i’m bringing plates to thanksgiving
November 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
curious about my cooking skills? i’m bringing plates to thanksgiving
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i never put my nose to the grindstone it’s all rough and scratchy and my nose is so delicate
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
i never put my nose to the grindstone it’s all rough and scratchy and my nose is so delicate
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Red Rover Red Rover send your titties on over
August 22, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Red Rover Red Rover send your titties on over
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I would let you pull my hair
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I would let you pull my hair
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Don’t ask people how they’re doing. We are bad
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Don’t ask people how they’re doing. We are bad
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sorry can't make it, wednesday evenings i have my squirt class
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
sorry can't make it, wednesday evenings i have my squirt class
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My daughter just said she's not a cheese person, so I feel better about spending her college fund on Facts of Life memorabilia.
April 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My daughter just said she's not a cheese person, so I feel better about spending her college fund on Facts of Life memorabilia.
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Before you post your political cartoon depicting child rape as a way to stick it to the R’s, consider that 1 in 4 of your audience have had sexual assault.
November 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Before you post your political cartoon depicting child rape as a way to stick it to the R’s, consider that 1 in 4 of your audience have had sexual assault.
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Your honor, are you judging me?
November 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Your honor, are you judging me?
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If you have a man tell him I said stfu
November 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If you have a man tell him I said stfu
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i think some of you could stand to be gayer
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i think some of you could stand to be gayer
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channeling my inner tinkerbell by dying from a lack of attention
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
channeling my inner tinkerbell by dying from a lack of attention
fun first date idea: i’ll fill my pockets with rocks and you can throw me off a boat
November 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
fun first date idea: i’ll fill my pockets with rocks and you can throw me off a boat
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Can someone take me in their cupped hands like a small frog and hide me in their pocket, please?
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Can someone take me in their cupped hands like a small frog and hide me in their pocket, please?
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Our family photos came out great. You can't even tell we'd been crying.
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Our family photos came out great. You can't even tell we'd been crying.
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As we get stupider, socks won’t just be marked R and L but also FOOT
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
As we get stupider, socks won’t just be marked R and L but also FOOT
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They are not sex pests
They are predators
They are predators
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 AM
They are not sex pests
They are predators
They are predators
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[first glass of wine]
mmm nice. let's listen to jazz
[second glass of wine]
*struggling to remove my sweatshirt* we should fuck on the roof
mmm nice. let's listen to jazz
[second glass of wine]
*struggling to remove my sweatshirt* we should fuck on the roof
July 14, 2023 at 6:29 AM
[first glass of wine]
mmm nice. let's listen to jazz
[second glass of wine]
*struggling to remove my sweatshirt* we should fuck on the roof
mmm nice. let's listen to jazz
[second glass of wine]
*struggling to remove my sweatshirt* we should fuck on the roof
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i call my beaver the woodchipperer
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
i call my beaver the woodchipperer
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*walks out of the woods in the mall parking lot*
“I can cut your hair.”
“I can cut your hair.”
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
*walks out of the woods in the mall parking lot*
“I can cut your hair.”
“I can cut your hair.”
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i tried to cut footloose but my son told me to stop ruining his homecoming
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
i tried to cut footloose but my son told me to stop ruining his homecoming
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If cats don’t want to be held like babies then why baby sized
October 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If cats don’t want to be held like babies then why baby sized
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hey bruh your guitar is gently weeping
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
hey bruh your guitar is gently weeping