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Sentient Bunnysuit

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As mentioned in the Homeowners' Association's new bylaws! readilight.com nonsense and infosec which is also nonsense.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · Jan 17

You ever been like, "I am not wasting my favorite t-shirt on today."

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 10h

You know there's going to be another war soon when you notice how low supplies are of ads depicting soldiers coming back to their kids' schools after deployment.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 20h

I admire how you all continue breathlessly pretending this matters.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 1d

I see both sides (are idiots).

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Grog @grogofgrog.bsky.social · 1d

Some say they lost half a division of young soldiers to retirement.

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The Dream of the 90s is alive in Portland

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 1d

My Dearest Martha,

Deployment to Portland has been hell. Protesters in cow costumes claimed Stevens, he's deserted and is a Furry now. Mathewson and Jones both succumbed and have gotten Bluey tattoos as well as that evergreen treeline tattoo. I nearly drank a soy latte Sunday.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 1d

I couldn't find a card that said, "Every aspect of your belief system is a lie being manipulated by billionaires to exploit you." with a cute little teddy bear.

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 1d

"Help yourself" is a weird phrase because it can mean, "Sure, get whatever you want from my fridge," or "I'm actually going to let you fall off this cliff."

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 1d

If your super hero team is seriously over budget, you can probably safely let Aqua Man, that bird woman and the Wonder Twins go. Times are tough for everyone.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 1d

They say you can breathe in a small town, but I bet you can't breathe in a small town that's under water.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 1d

Look at the butterfly. Not very useful.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 1d

I think quantum people exist because sometimes when I see them at parties they disappear.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 2d

It's easy to kill then with kindness if you've got to be cruel to be kind.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 2d

Give yourself one point for every boring age filtering post you ignore.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 2d

I'm device agnostic, but leaning towards device Calvinist.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 2d

I think chasing horrified wildebeests with a helicopter is my dream job.

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Grog @grogofgrog.bsky.social · 2d

Comic movies taught us to wait around til our higher level people took care of things.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 2d

Good job risking it all for globalist billionaires or whatever.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 3d

weird how states with the highest minimum wage are also the states which are loudest about ensuring there is a population of workers they can continue to exploit by paying less than minimum wage.