Sentient Bunnysuit
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As mentioned in the Homeowners' Association's new bylaws!
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nonsense and infosec which is also nonsense.
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nonsense and infosec which is also nonsense.
Pinned
You ever been like, "I am not wasting my favorite t-shirt on today."
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Rolling Stones
Queen
Dolly Parton
Elton John
Pet Shop Boys
Rolling Stones
Queen
Dolly Parton
Elton John
Pet Shop Boys
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Eminem
Rodriguez
Brian Wilson
Spiritualized
Arthur Lee & Love
Eminem
Rodriguez
Brian Wilson
Spiritualized
Arthur Lee & Love
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Bon Jovi
Billy Joel & Elton John
Dire Straits
Anthrax
Def Leppard
Bon Jovi
Billy Joel & Elton John
Dire Straits
Anthrax
Def Leppard
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Rolling Stones
Queen
Dolly Parton
Elton John
Pet Shop Boys
Rolling Stones
Queen
Dolly Parton
Elton John
Pet Shop Boys
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mashed potatoes oozing out of my pores
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
mashed potatoes oozing out of my pores
Hey after dinner does anybody want to put on a jester costume and come over for a cask of amontillado and some brickwork in the catacombs?
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Hey after dinner does anybody want to put on a jester costume and come over for a cask of amontillado and some brickwork in the catacombs?
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Having a death wish is selfish, wish for enough death for the rest of us.
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Having a death wish is selfish, wish for enough death for the rest of us.
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I'd hate traveling in Europe nowadays. Imagine how boring it'd be knowing what country you're in.
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'd hate traveling in Europe nowadays. Imagine how boring it'd be knowing what country you're in.
I'm not afraid of genocide my name's not Gene.
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I'm not afraid of genocide my name's not Gene.
Oh, you don't let your dog eat people food? The entire reason wolves put up with being domesticated?
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Oh, you don't let your dog eat people food? The entire reason wolves put up with being domesticated?
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Brigadier, Royal Dragoons: You cheeky bastard
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Brigadier, Royal Dragoons: You cheeky bastard
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I sense we may not have been as close as I thought, and friendsgiving could be misinterpreted.
Thai narcolord: anyhoo, you're here now and that opium poppy ain't gonna pick itself
Thai narcolord: anyhoo, you're here now and that opium poppy ain't gonna pick itself
November 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I sense we may not have been as close as I thought, and friendsgiving could be misinterpreted.
Thai narcolord: anyhoo, you're here now and that opium poppy ain't gonna pick itself
Thai narcolord: anyhoo, you're here now and that opium poppy ain't gonna pick itself
I used to obey the rules until I met the people who make them.
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I used to obey the rules until I met the people who make them.
Yes I understood your instructions but decided my way was way funnier.
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Yes I understood your instructions but decided my way was way funnier.
I love Friendsgiving because it's about time somebody got the Thanks out of Thanksgiving.
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I love Friendsgiving because it's about time somebody got the Thanks out of Thanksgiving.
Don't interrupt me to tell me something I already know unless it's that I was right.
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Don't interrupt me to tell me something I already know unless it's that I was right.
May the list of things you've never been able to do before always outnumber the list of things you'll never be able to do again.
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
May the list of things you've never been able to do before always outnumber the list of things you'll never be able to do again.
Imagine the look on CEOs' faces when it dawns on them that the same technology that makes corporations no longer need employees makes customers no longer need corporations.
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Imagine the look on CEOs' faces when it dawns on them that the same technology that makes corporations no longer need employees makes customers no longer need corporations.
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I'm 36 everyone younger than me is GenZ and everyone older than me is a Boomer
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I'm 36 everyone younger than me is GenZ and everyone older than me is a Boomer
Remember this weekend that sports are meaningless, but even if they weren't, your team is the worst.
November 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Remember this weekend that sports are meaningless, but even if they weren't, your team is the worst.
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But it wasn't a smile, the lion was just warning me
St. Peter: ngl your exit from the mortal coil is the top vid on our version of YouTube.
(St. Aquinas voice in the distance): omg rewind to where he runs away into the hyena pack.
St. Peter: ngl your exit from the mortal coil is the top vid on our version of YouTube.
(St. Aquinas voice in the distance): omg rewind to where he runs away into the hyena pack.
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
But it wasn't a smile, the lion was just warning me
St. Peter: ngl your exit from the mortal coil is the top vid on our version of YouTube.
(St. Aquinas voice in the distance): omg rewind to where he runs away into the hyena pack.
St. Peter: ngl your exit from the mortal coil is the top vid on our version of YouTube.
(St. Aquinas voice in the distance): omg rewind to where he runs away into the hyena pack.
I'm designing a scientific study of the impact of a large group of people sending me $100 compared with a control group who only send me $20. I'll need a very large population of cohorts to ensure the results are statistically significant. Trust the science.
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I'm designing a scientific study of the impact of a large group of people sending me $100 compared with a control group who only send me $20. I'll need a very large population of cohorts to ensure the results are statistically significant. Trust the science.
Imagine being a pilot in Australia, living in constant fear of plummeting up.
November 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Imagine being a pilot in Australia, living in constant fear of plummeting up.
*smiles ominously*
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
*smiles ominously*
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Cut both ends off can
Make sure you bought 1 quart restaurant supply size
Stand on chair holding above head, gently shake
Sit down to let guests review your Thanksgiving performance art act.
Make sure you bought 1 quart restaurant supply size
Stand on chair holding above head, gently shake
Sit down to let guests review your Thanksgiving performance art act.
November 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Cut both ends off can
Make sure you bought 1 quart restaurant supply size
Stand on chair holding above head, gently shake
Sit down to let guests review your Thanksgiving performance art act.
Make sure you bought 1 quart restaurant supply size
Stand on chair holding above head, gently shake
Sit down to let guests review your Thanksgiving performance art act.