SwiftOnSecurity
@swiftonsecurity.com
computer security person. former helpdesk
Fuck how is TikTok so good at knowing what I want
January 14, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Fuck how is TikTok so good at knowing what I want
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TIC... still one of my favorite ambient tracks in a video game, i could idle on this screen forever
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January 14, 2026 at 7:09 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TIC... still one of my favorite ambient tracks in a video game, i could idle on this screen forever
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There's no pun it won't make. No cognito hazard it backs away from sharing. It will find you. And it will make you reach for the brain 🧠 bleach. It is SwiftOnSecurity.
a man is standing in front of a window and says " i fear no man "
ALT: a man is standing in front of a window and says " i fear no man "
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:10 AM
There's no pun it won't make. No cognito hazard it backs away from sharing. It will find you. And it will make you reach for the brain 🧠 bleach. It is SwiftOnSecurity.
The planet descriptions in Mass Effect 1 went so fucking hard
January 14, 2026 at 6:32 AM
The planet descriptions in Mass Effect 1 went so fucking hard
I just know this is gonna impress someone so much they're gonna fuck me
January 14, 2026 at 5:54 AM
I just know this is gonna impress someone so much they're gonna fuck me
These memories aren't yours
So whose are they?
So whose are they?
January 14, 2026 at 5:18 AM
These memories aren't yours
So whose are they?
So whose are they?
My steak too juicy; my lobster too buttery.
January 14, 2026 at 5:01 AM
My steak too juicy; my lobster too buttery.
Imagine not following me
Hentai will go down in history as the car phone of erotic art
January 13, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Imagine not following me
Funny how anime immediately stopped being culturally relevant once AI could generate 3DPD
January 13, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Funny how anime immediately stopped being culturally relevant once AI could generate 3DPD
Watching bro date someone too young to know what a file extension is
January 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Watching bro date someone too young to know what a file extension is
I was relying on me referencing "electric unicycles" to be the hint this was tongue-in-cheek but alas
January 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I was relying on me referencing "electric unicycles" to be the hint this was tongue-in-cheek but alas
Local capitalist robber baron becomes patron of the arts to forestall their exsanguination by the mob
January 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Local capitalist robber baron becomes patron of the arts to forestall their exsanguination by the mob
Society and law completely lost the plot on pursuing fuel efficiency to create a better world, not enshitten everything. www.jalopnik.com/2063485/why-...
Metal Valve Covers Can Last Longer, But Modern Cars Use Plastic: Here's Why - Jalopnik
Metal valve covers can last longer, but modern cars use plastic because they're cheaper and lightweight, reducing cost and increasing fuel efficiency.
www.jalopnik.com
January 13, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Society and law completely lost the plot on pursuing fuel efficiency to create a better world, not enshitten everything. www.jalopnik.com/2063485/why-...
Car repair expert talks about how a customer was fooled into buying a fake part and asked them to install it. But they know what a real part feels like, the customer didn't. Stories of how this is impacting the industry. youtu.be/LJ-ma1w8r6Q
Counterfeit Car Part Exposed! Car Owners BE AWARE!
YouTube video by The Car Care Nut
youtu.be
January 13, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Car repair expert talks about how a customer was fooled into buying a fake part and asked them to install it. But they know what a real part feels like, the customer didn't. Stories of how this is impacting the industry. youtu.be/LJ-ma1w8r6Q
I simply wouldn't click
ClickFix attacks are increasingly devious, dangerous, and can hack you in an instant
via @zackwhittaker.com
via @zackwhittaker.com
ClickFix attacks are increasingly devious, dangerous, and can hack you in an instant
These attacks spoof Windows errors, CAPTCHAs, and real login pages to trick victims into hacking themselves with malware that skirts common cyber defenses.
this.weekinsecurity.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I simply wouldn't click
I need a job where I just Sephiroth-post all day
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I need a job where I just Sephiroth-post all day
Wow, first instance I've seen my name inserted into an AI-generated blog post.
I talked before, about how definitive our moment in history is, because it's where the free ride for massive LLM training data ends. The corpus from an open Internet making all tomorrows.
Our collective lives forever.
I talked before, about how definitive our moment in history is, because it's where the free ride for massive LLM training data ends. The corpus from an open Internet making all tomorrows.
Our collective lives forever.
January 13, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Wow, first instance I've seen my name inserted into an AI-generated blog post.
I talked before, about how definitive our moment in history is, because it's where the free ride for massive LLM training data ends. The corpus from an open Internet making all tomorrows.
Our collective lives forever.
I talked before, about how definitive our moment in history is, because it's where the free ride for massive LLM training data ends. The corpus from an open Internet making all tomorrows.
Our collective lives forever.
All the toy brands changing to target adults in the waning years of their life is super Children of Men-coded.
January 12, 2026 at 11:55 PM
All the toy brands changing to target adults in the waning years of their life is super Children of Men-coded.
The only lack of cultural assimilation I support
January 12, 2026 at 9:02 PM
The only lack of cultural assimilation I support
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🧵 Thread on beautiful data centers:
MareNostrum 4 (Barcelona SCC): Often called "the most beautiful data center in the world," this facility is housed inside the Torre Girona Chapel, a deconsecrated 19th-century church.
When fully installed, it will have a peak performance of 13.9 Petaflops.
MareNostrum 4 (Barcelona SCC): Often called "the most beautiful data center in the world," this facility is housed inside the Torre Girona Chapel, a deconsecrated 19th-century church.
When fully installed, it will have a peak performance of 13.9 Petaflops.
January 12, 2026 at 5:28 PM
🧵 Thread on beautiful data centers:
MareNostrum 4 (Barcelona SCC): Often called "the most beautiful data center in the world," this facility is housed inside the Torre Girona Chapel, a deconsecrated 19th-century church.
When fully installed, it will have a peak performance of 13.9 Petaflops.
MareNostrum 4 (Barcelona SCC): Often called "the most beautiful data center in the world," this facility is housed inside the Torre Girona Chapel, a deconsecrated 19th-century church.
When fully installed, it will have a peak performance of 13.9 Petaflops.
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Building a new computer with a lotta storage gives you at least some amount of insanity
I just thought "I could run virtual machines if I want to" out of NOWHERE
I just thought "I could run virtual machines if I want to" out of NOWHERE
January 12, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Building a new computer with a lotta storage gives you at least some amount of insanity
I just thought "I could run virtual machines if I want to" out of NOWHERE
I just thought "I could run virtual machines if I want to" out of NOWHERE
You think the right strategy is to provide specifics of what you want, to minimize the other party's effort. But that is counterintuitively wrong. People are bursting with things to say, but no outlet.
They already volunteered. A scene has been laid.
Just...give them permission to fill the stage.
They already volunteered. A scene has been laid.
Just...give them permission to fill the stage.
January 12, 2026 at 2:41 AM
You think the right strategy is to provide specifics of what you want, to minimize the other party's effort. But that is counterintuitively wrong. People are bursting with things to say, but no outlet.
They already volunteered. A scene has been laid.
Just...give them permission to fill the stage.
They already volunteered. A scene has been laid.
Just...give them permission to fill the stage.