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Lisa Singletary (not a 🐿️)
@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social
I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
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If you’re seeing this post, it’s a sign from the Universe to do that thing you’ve been avoiding: Seeing this post.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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7: Fire is magic.

Me: No, it’s science.

7: OK, then, what’s fire made of?

Me: Um…

7: 🎵𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘔𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘎𝘐𝘊🎵
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 AM
HURRY! Someone get muhree a fresh tub of peanut butter! She's dying! CHARGE HER!! 😱
if i was a phone my battery would probably be at like 1% or somethign
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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don’t even talk to me until i’ve had my night potato
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Thanks for taking my jokes seriously, I was afraid too many people might enjoy themselves.
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Ok guys, gotta do stuff irl again. Please save all your best skeets for when i get back. Time starts... NOW!
November 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Hamburger helps those that help themselves
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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The abyss called. Your screams are noted.
August 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Everyone please stop putting me on "most beautiful squirrel" lists. Enough already.
Everyone, please stop putting me on “sexiest penis” lists. Enough already.
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Your daily fortune:
Today will feel hazy and indistinct, like mist inside fog inside a cloud.
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Guys, this is what happens when you shame irl friends for not being active on here

Welcome to our nonsense den, sir
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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*pigeon mails you a forehead kiss
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
when you're getting sleepy at 6pm but don't want to go to sleep bc you're only in L.A. for 1.5 more days... *sigh*
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Me flirting: (lately, at least--would not recommend)
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Ugh. Not again! Toad wtf?! I thought we had this. The seed saga continues... 💔
Toad looked at the ground. The seeds still did not want to grow. “What shall I do?” cried Toad. “These must be the most frightened seeds in the whole world!” Then Toad felt very tired and he fell asleep.
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Found a dope new heart labyrinth in Griffith. Would recommend.

11/10 heart rocks rating
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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i'm like if an attention whore hated being perceived
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Hurtful
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Refuses to buy anything, unless clean up’s a breeze.
November 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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when you moisturize and you’re too slippery to open the bathroom door? that’s your slime time. you can use it however you want.
July 3, 2023 at 5:09 PM
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you’re laughing. sandwich throwers are getting away with murder* and you’re laughing.

*sandwich throwing
November 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Affectionate cats are divine creatures that we mustn’t take for granted
November 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
An app that lets you block phone notifications from a crush you're trying to get over if the post is too adorable
November 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Don't harsh people's mellows, just marsh people's mallows.
November 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Dear sunlight in L.A.:
I missed you. I love you. ❤️ -me
November 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM