Lisa Singletary (not a 🐿️)
@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social
I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
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ⓘ this user is suspected of having tea with squirrels, please report any suspicious behavior
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If you’re seeing this post, it’s a sign from the Universe to do that thing you’ve been avoiding: Seeing this post.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
If you’re seeing this post, it’s a sign from the Universe to do that thing you’ve been avoiding: Seeing this post.
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7: Fire is magic.
Me: No, it’s science.
7: OK, then, what’s fire made of?
Me: Um…
7: 🎵𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘔𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘎𝘐𝘊🎵
Me: No, it’s science.
7: OK, then, what’s fire made of?
Me: Um…
7: 🎵𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘔𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘎𝘐𝘊🎵
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 AM
7: Fire is magic.
Me: No, it’s science.
7: OK, then, what’s fire made of?
Me: Um…
7: 🎵𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘔𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘎𝘐𝘊🎵
Me: No, it’s science.
7: OK, then, what’s fire made of?
Me: Um…
7: 🎵𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘔𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘎𝘐𝘊🎵
HURRY! Someone get muhree a fresh tub of peanut butter! She's dying! CHARGE HER!! 😱
if i was a phone my battery would probably be at like 1% or somethign
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
HURRY! Someone get muhree a fresh tub of peanut butter! She's dying! CHARGE HER!! 😱
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don’t even talk to me until i’ve had my night potato
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
don’t even talk to me until i’ve had my night potato
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Thanks for taking my jokes seriously, I was afraid too many people might enjoy themselves.
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Thanks for taking my jokes seriously, I was afraid too many people might enjoy themselves.
Ok guys, gotta do stuff irl again. Please save all your best skeets for when i get back. Time starts... NOW!
November 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Ok guys, gotta do stuff irl again. Please save all your best skeets for when i get back. Time starts... NOW!
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Hamburger helps those that help themselves
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hamburger helps those that help themselves
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The abyss called. Your screams are noted.
August 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The abyss called. Your screams are noted.
Everyone please stop putting me on "most beautiful squirrel" lists. Enough already.
Everyone, please stop putting me on “sexiest penis” lists. Enough already.
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Everyone please stop putting me on "most beautiful squirrel" lists. Enough already.
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Your daily fortune:
Today will feel hazy and indistinct, like mist inside fog inside a cloud.
Today will feel hazy and indistinct, like mist inside fog inside a cloud.
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Your daily fortune:
Today will feel hazy and indistinct, like mist inside fog inside a cloud.
Today will feel hazy and indistinct, like mist inside fog inside a cloud.
Guys, this is what happens when you shame irl friends for not being active on here
Welcome to our nonsense den, sir
Welcome to our nonsense den, sir
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Guys, this is what happens when you shame irl friends for not being active on here
Welcome to our nonsense den, sir
Welcome to our nonsense den, sir
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*pigeon mails you a forehead kiss
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
*pigeon mails you a forehead kiss
when you're getting sleepy at 6pm but don't want to go to sleep bc you're only in L.A. for 1.5 more days... *sigh*
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
when you're getting sleepy at 6pm but don't want to go to sleep bc you're only in L.A. for 1.5 more days... *sigh*
Me flirting: (lately, at least--would not recommend)
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Me flirting: (lately, at least--would not recommend)
Ugh. Not again! Toad wtf?! I thought we had this. The seed saga continues... 💔
Toad looked at the ground. The seeds still did not want to grow. “What shall I do?” cried Toad. “These must be the most frightened seeds in the whole world!” Then Toad felt very tired and he fell asleep.
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Ugh. Not again! Toad wtf?! I thought we had this. The seed saga continues... 💔
Found a dope new heart labyrinth in Griffith. Would recommend.
11/10 heart rocks rating
11/10 heart rocks rating
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Found a dope new heart labyrinth in Griffith. Would recommend.
11/10 heart rocks rating
11/10 heart rocks rating
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i'm like if an attention whore hated being perceived
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
i'm like if an attention whore hated being perceived
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Refuses to buy anything, unless clean up’s a breeze.
November 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Refuses to buy anything, unless clean up’s a breeze.
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when you moisturize and you’re too slippery to open the bathroom door? that’s your slime time. you can use it however you want.
July 3, 2023 at 5:09 PM
when you moisturize and you’re too slippery to open the bathroom door? that’s your slime time. you can use it however you want.
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you’re laughing. sandwich throwers are getting away with murder* and you’re laughing.
*sandwich throwing
*sandwich throwing
November 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
you’re laughing. sandwich throwers are getting away with murder* and you’re laughing.
*sandwich throwing
*sandwich throwing
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Affectionate cats are divine creatures that we mustn’t take for granted
November 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Affectionate cats are divine creatures that we mustn’t take for granted
An app that lets you block phone notifications from a crush you're trying to get over if the post is too adorable
November 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
An app that lets you block phone notifications from a crush you're trying to get over if the post is too adorable
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Don't harsh people's mellows, just marsh people's mallows.
November 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Don't harsh people's mellows, just marsh people's mallows.
Dear sunlight in L.A.:
I missed you. I love you. ❤️ -me
I missed you. I love you. ❤️ -me
November 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Dear sunlight in L.A.:
I missed you. I love you. ❤️ -me
I missed you. I love you. ❤️ -me