Reverse Clowngirl
@axialagegamer.swifties.social
The apocalypse will be shitposted
Eat the Reich
No skeets are legal advice
Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager
If I argue, I probably have a degree in it
我用很多语言发帖…
Eat the Reich
No skeets are legal advice
Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager
If I argue, I probably have a degree in it
我用很多语言发帖…
Pinned
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A lot of being a werewolf is probably remembering when to wear your wolfman pants.
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
A lot of being a werewolf is probably remembering when to wear your wolfman pants.
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Satan: 'This is the river of lava where you'll suffer for all eternity.'
Me: 'We're underground, so this is magma, not lava.'
Satan: 'You do know THAT'S why you're here, don't you?'
🤷
Me: 'We're underground, so this is magma, not lava.'
Satan: 'You do know THAT'S why you're here, don't you?'
🤷
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Satan: 'This is the river of lava where you'll suffer for all eternity.'
Me: 'We're underground, so this is magma, not lava.'
Satan: 'You do know THAT'S why you're here, don't you?'
🤷
Me: 'We're underground, so this is magma, not lava.'
Satan: 'You do know THAT'S why you're here, don't you?'
🤷
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I did my turkey impression for you.
Please respond.
Please respond.
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I did my turkey impression for you.
Please respond.
Please respond.
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[AARON NIMZOVITCH, AFTER CALISTHENICS]
A fianchetto is like a condom. Or, at least, in certain positions, it performs the same function.
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
[AARON NIMZOVITCH, AFTER CALISTHENICS]
A fianchetto is like a condom. Or, at least, in certain positions, it performs the same function.
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
A fianchetto is like a condom. Or, at least, in certain positions, it performs the same function.
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yeah, like fuck now i have to disparage an actual marginalized group, like Slavs
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
yeah, like fuck now i have to disparage an actual marginalized group, like Slavs
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It would be so fucked up if someone did this and took Italians first and made everyone else be racist against the real races
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It would be so fucked up if someone did this and took Italians first and made everyone else be racist against the real races
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unlike SOME people, i don’t subskeet
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
unlike SOME people, i don’t subskeet
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Their answer was no and compared basing statecraft on religious texts to basing it on a superhero movie which feels… bad… but even if the answer is yes that doesn’t mean a modern state or any violence against Palestinians is justified so what is the point of “debunking” here?
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Their answer was no and compared basing statecraft on religious texts to basing it on a superhero movie which feels… bad… but even if the answer is yes that doesn’t mean a modern state or any violence against Palestinians is justified so what is the point of “debunking” here?
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Academics for Peace has a post on IG that begins “did God really promise Israel to the Jews?” and I feel like once you are debating that question you need to just stop and actually talk about relevant shit.
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Academics for Peace has a post on IG that begins “did God really promise Israel to the Jews?” and I feel like once you are debating that question you need to just stop and actually talk about relevant shit.
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Flaccid only, got it
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Flaccid only, got it
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please stop dming me pictures of the pillsbury dough boy's erect penis
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
please stop dming me pictures of the pillsbury dough boy's erect penis
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So Rahmanullah Lakanwal was vetted and granted asylum by the Trump administration on April 2, 2025.
I just do not trust anything in this administration.
He has been desperate to declare martial law since he took office and nothing is sticking.
I just do not trust anything in this administration.
He has been desperate to declare martial law since he took office and nothing is sticking.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
So Rahmanullah Lakanwal was vetted and granted asylum by the Trump administration on April 2, 2025.
I just do not trust anything in this administration.
He has been desperate to declare martial law since he took office and nothing is sticking.
I just do not trust anything in this administration.
He has been desperate to declare martial law since he took office and nothing is sticking.
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Fine. I will share my nana’s creamed corn recipe but I shan’t be responsible for anyone’s boner
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Fine. I will share my nana’s creamed corn recipe but I shan’t be responsible for anyone’s boner
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𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖘𝖌𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗 𝕾𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖘
Night of the Broken Toilets
Night of the Broken Toilets
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖘𝖌𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗 𝕾𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖘
Night of the Broken Toilets
Night of the Broken Toilets
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getting blocked
getting added
friends get unbanned
friends get new alts
it's the skircle of life
getting added
friends get unbanned
friends get new alts
it's the skircle of life
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
getting blocked
getting added
friends get unbanned
friends get new alts
it's the skircle of life
getting added
friends get unbanned
friends get new alts
it's the skircle of life
Happy hollandaise!
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Happy hollandaise!
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[looking at MRI]
i found the problem. it seems like you have an entire lasagna where your liver should be
i found the problem. it seems like you have an entire lasagna where your liver should be
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
[looking at MRI]
i found the problem. it seems like you have an entire lasagna where your liver should be
i found the problem. it seems like you have an entire lasagna where your liver should be
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this isn't even the sumo cup this is just the trophy for Most Soulful Gaze
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
this isn't even the sumo cup this is just the trophy for Most Soulful Gaze
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to error on the side of caution, i’ll henceforth refer to it as simply, bruce
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
to error on the side of caution, i’ll henceforth refer to it as simply, bruce
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A name that is somehow simultaneously both the perfect drag queen name and yet so far through the silly / sexy / sassy spectrum to be too unbelievable to be a good drag name at all.
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
A name that is somehow simultaneously both the perfect drag queen name and yet so far through the silly / sexy / sassy spectrum to be too unbelievable to be a good drag name at all.
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
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Jeffrey Epstein Helped Israel Sell a Surveillance State to Côte d’Ivoire
www.dropsitenews.com/p/jeffrey-ep...
www.dropsitenews.com/p/jeffrey-ep...
Jeffrey Epstein Helped Israel Sell a Surveillance State to Côte d’Ivoire
Leaked emails show the details behind talks between Cote d’Ivoire and Israel shepherded by Ehud Barak and Jeffrey Epstein
www.dropsitenews.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Jeffrey Epstein Helped Israel Sell a Surveillance State to Côte d’Ivoire
www.dropsitenews.com/p/jeffrey-ep...
www.dropsitenews.com/p/jeffrey-ep...
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what a horrible, horrible night to not have Bagel Bites in my freezer. just horrible.
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
what a horrible, horrible night to not have Bagel Bites in my freezer. just horrible.