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Diamond Hands: Master Bag Holder

@birdrespecter.bsky.social

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A sort of horrifying, ignoble ape. Yapper on Kill The Computer, football dummy on 60 Minute Drill. PNW + Luddite + Friend

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Diamond Hands: Master Bag Holder @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12d

Prices so low we had to wait for the feds to shut down to post them: use code RECESSION50 today

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Diamond Hands: Master Bag Holder @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 11m

Cool app, definitely worth 500 billion dollars!

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Diamond Hands: Master Bag Holder @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 54m

My father worked two jobs so we’d have money for the fires!

Diamond Hands: Master Bag Holder @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 3h

You should watch the original, it is evergreen tbh

Diamond Hands: Master Bag Holder @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 3h

May God forgive those who believe history began on 10/7 and may God punish those who tricked them

Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 4h

Now that the final 20 Israeli hostages are free, remember: those claiming violence “began on 10/7” want us to ignore that Israel was forced to free 2,000 Palestinians hostages—some 20 years w/o charge—& 8,000 remain.

If Hamas holding 20 is violence—& I agree it is—what is when Israel holds 8,000?🤔

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Diamond Hands: Master Bag Holder @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 3h

What did he know…

Diamond Hands: Master Bag Holder @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 3h

SHORT $NVIDIA LONG $ROPE

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Diamond Hands: Master Bag Holder @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 5h

Don’t even care what happens at this point. This team brought me back from cynical baseball hell. The curse is broken, baseball is good again and I am happy. Feels kind of like beating the second act of BG3 and the cursed lands heal

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Diamond Hands: Master Bag Holder @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 5h

Two wins away from me being the most incorrect sports take haver of the year

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Diamond Hands: Master Bag Holder @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 7h

Just found out this blockhead is referring to fucking red scare with this post lmao. Eat shit you goddamn clown

David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 11h

The extreme left’s weird soft treatment of Nick Fuentes is a reminder that if you go far enough in either direction, you loop back around

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Diamond Hands: Master Bag Holder @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 9h

If you don’t it’s probably a good sign for your mental well-being

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Diamond Hands: Master Bag Holder @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 9h

Even funnier with the full context. What an incredible guy. You’re probably right though

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Diamond Hands: Master Bag Holder @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 9h

The best part about this, and I am not kidding, is that he was in a Twitter space called “patriot chat” when it happened lmfaooooo

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Diamond Hands: Master Bag Holder @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 9h

Groypers taking credit like some sort of fringe terror cell every time an attack happens lmao

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Diamond Hands: Master Bag Holder @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 9h

Woke is back

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Diamond Hands: Master Bag Holder @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 10h

Captive Dreamer next

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 10h

They suspended the guy who has lead the doxxing of every single big “ironyleftist” on twitter.

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Diamond Hands: Master Bag Holder @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 13h

It might! and people can do whatever they want even so. I wasn’t trying to police anybody’s actions so much as contextualize for people who may not have understood