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ditchpony

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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · Jul 3

when you moisturize and you’re too slippery to open the bathroom door? that’s your slime time. you can use it however you want.

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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 2d

What you need to understand about Chicago is that it is like if a giant metropolis was also in the Midwest.

🎄Peter Nickeas 🎅🏻 @peternickeas.bsky.social · 2d

Here's a short video of an Edison Park man confronting border patrol. You can hear others in the background. #chicago

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 2d

happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters

photo of six pumpkins carved into glowing jack-o'-lanterns, in front of a brick wall. a large pumpkin has the cow tools cow carved into it and another large pumpkin has the barn. in front of them are 4 small pumpkins, each carved with one of the cow tools on them. the lump pumpkin has no stem and the prongler pumpkin is laid sideways so that the stem lines up and forms the bottom half of the prongler, it's top half carved into the pumpkin.

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Ash Parrish @adashtra.bsky.social · 1d

Homey literally said "touch mass"

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 2d

why would he come for online trads like this

In recent years, many young people have approached the faith through social media, successful programs and popular online Christian witnesses. The danger is that a faith discovered online is limited to individual experiences, which may be intellectually and emotionally reassuring, but never “embodied.” Such experiences remain “disembodied,” detached from the “ecclesial body.”

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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 1d

Omgggggg 😂😂😂

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 2d

Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that

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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 1d

stayed at my father-in-law’s house to watch dogs during their fishing trip and just realized if he has cameras they recorded my 45 min dog serenade “you stink like poop, poop from a butt” followed by several hours of silence, then me, unprompted, asking the room, “who is Betty Grable?”

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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 2d

zip tying a single baby carrot to all the fun size candy bars

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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 1d

Halloween’s grave is not yet cold and the neighbors have lit up no less than six Christmas trees in their yard. How dare you twinkle while we grieve. The callous, tinseled, disrespect. I’d egg them were it not for the economy.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 2d

Please check your kids’ Halloween candy. I just found Ska Punk legends The Mighty, Mighty Bosstones in this Twix bar

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 4d

Ultimately, each one of us must decide for ourselves what is too fast or too furious

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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 3d

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 3d

Saved you a click: it's performing the charade of life in a spiritual wasteland

Beard and glasses man yawning in modern office

BuzzFeed

Doctors Warn This Common Daily Habit Is Making You Feel Exhausted All Day

18 hours ago. By Leigh Weingus

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ceej @ceej.online · 4d

saw a lady walking in to target, tears on her face, a giant plastic skeleton in each arm. there’s a story there

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 6d

They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 6d

[in the middle of receiving terrible news that will forever alter my life]

MY WASHER/DRYER: la! LA-la-la-la-LA! la! la-LALALAL! 🥰

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 6d

Dominos meme
White Sox fan forced to accept Cubs jersey

Assyrian bishops refuse to condemn Nestorius's 431 challenge to the use of the title Theotokos ('Bearer of God'") for Mary.

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 6d

I love the idea that we can't call it socialism because it scares people. it's like when I tell toddlers my ice cream is spicy so they won't want to eat it.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 6d

Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just like really supportive

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 6d

Back in the 90s everyone in the house shared one telephone that was attached to the wall. You could rent VHS tapes from a shop and if you didn't return them in time the worms would get you. You could smoke in restaurants and if you didn't smoke the worms would get you.