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ditchpony
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live from Minnesota my dissertation: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e7cj3zz5x64obhphxxlbsngg/feed/aaadmwu6el4wa
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when you moisturize and you’re too slippery to open the bathroom door? that’s your slime time. you can use it however you want.
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What you need to understand about Chicago is that it is like if a giant metropolis was also in the Midwest.
Here's a short video of an Edison Park man confronting border patrol. You can hear others in the background. #chicago
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happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters
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Homey literally said "touch mass"
why would he come for online trads like this
Omgggggg 😂😂😂
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Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that
stayed at my father-in-law’s house to watch dogs during their fishing trip and just realized if he has cameras they recorded my 45 min dog serenade “you stink like poop, poop from a butt” followed by several hours of silence, then me, unprompted, asking the room, “who is Betty Grable?”
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zip tying a single baby carrot to all the fun size candy bars
Halloween’s grave is not yet cold and the neighbors have lit up no less than six Christmas trees in their yard. How dare you twinkle while we grieve. The callous, tinseled, disrespect. I’d egg them were it not for the economy.
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Please check your kids’ Halloween candy. I just found Ska Punk legends The Mighty, Mighty Bosstones in this Twix bar
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Ultimately, each one of us must decide for ourselves what is too fast or too furious
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.
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Saved you a click: it's performing the charade of life in a spiritual wasteland
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saw a lady walking in to target, tears on her face, a giant plastic skeleton in each arm. there’s a story there
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They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir
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[in the middle of receiving terrible news that will forever alter my life]

MY WASHER/DRYER: la! LA-la-la-la-LA! la! la-LALALAL! 🥰
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I love the idea that we can't call it socialism because it scares people. it's like when I tell toddlers my ice cream is spicy so they won't want to eat it.
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Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just like really supportive
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Back in the 90s everyone in the house shared one telephone that was attached to the wall. You could rent VHS tapes from a shop and if you didn't return them in time the worms would get you. You could smoke in restaurants and if you didn't smoke the worms would get you.
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i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
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They taught a squirrel to waterski and you’re questioning the existence of angels
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Frankenstein is in cinemas? Awful. He should be in prison!
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I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnng john silver's gift card