Helena Fitzgerald
@hellafitzgerald.bsky.social
feelings, now more than ever!
wrote some stuff in some places
wrote some stuff in some places
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Solidarity with the people of Minnesota bravely standing up for their vulnerable neighbors against some of the stupidest fascism the world has ever seen.
January 15, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Solidarity with the people of Minnesota bravely standing up for their vulnerable neighbors against some of the stupidest fascism the world has ever seen.
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please do not read any of the secret documents I left in my unlocked car when I ran away before. I was scared and had to run away to get a bigger gun and it’s not fair for you guys to grab those documents while I was gone. those are mine, and I need them for my big mission. please give them back
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 AM
please do not read any of the secret documents I left in my unlocked car when I ran away before. I was scared and had to run away to get a bigger gun and it’s not fair for you guys to grab those documents while I was gone. those are mine, and I need them for my big mission. please give them back
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For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Stand With Minnesota: Resource Hub
Causes to Donate to in Minnesota to Help Our Communities Defend Themselves from ICE This list is now available/shareable at standwithminnesota.org *Note: I am from Minnesota, and these come from peo...
docs.google.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
another thing about having to survive like this is that it’s an easy way to end up with/relapse into disordered eating, which is often thought of as only a rich people thing (this could not be more wrong) and which is extremely difficult to come back from even if one’s financial situation changes
On the $3/meal thing: I went through a weird period where I tried to be really frugal and would try to limit my grocery budget to $50/week. I am single and educated. It was really hard and ultimately something I gave up, because it made me miserable.
January 15, 2026 at 12:32 AM
another thing about having to survive like this is that it’s an easy way to end up with/relapse into disordered eating, which is often thought of as only a rich people thing (this could not be more wrong) and which is extremely difficult to come back from even if one’s financial situation changes
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Can we help Aboud today?
I am Aboud from Gaza. I have autism and special needs, and I have epilepsy.
🚨I urgently need to buy medication.
🚨I urgently need to buy food.
🚨My family needs a tent to live in.
🚨I appeal to you to donate and support me. I desperately need your donation.
Link don@tion⬇️
urls.fr/DzYN15
🚨I urgently need to buy medication.
🚨I urgently need to buy food.
🚨My family needs a tent to live in.
🚨I appeal to you to donate and support me. I desperately need your donation.
Link don@tion⬇️
urls.fr/DzYN15
January 13, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Can we help Aboud today?
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🎵Come out La Migra goons
In your stumbling platoons
Tell your wives how you ate shit on ice for quotas
Tell her how despite your guns
all you ever did was run
from the cold and frozen streets of Minnesota!🎵
In your stumbling platoons
Tell your wives how you ate shit on ice for quotas
Tell her how despite your guns
all you ever did was run
from the cold and frozen streets of Minnesota!🎵
(now brainstorming 'Come Out ICE and CBP' after my wife played Black & Tans driving into town)
January 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
🎵Come out La Migra goons
In your stumbling platoons
Tell your wives how you ate shit on ice for quotas
Tell her how despite your guns
all you ever did was run
from the cold and frozen streets of Minnesota!🎵
In your stumbling platoons
Tell your wives how you ate shit on ice for quotas
Tell her how despite your guns
all you ever did was run
from the cold and frozen streets of Minnesota!🎵
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linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid sharing these slides from ig and copied the link from her bio, please share and donate if you can!!!!
January 13, 2026 at 11:05 PM
linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid sharing these slides from ig and copied the link from her bio, please share and donate if you can!!!!
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Thank you CNN for pointing out that everyone opposed to this regime has normal, pro-social links to the organizations that make up a liveable society where you can do normal shit.
Next article you can talk about how the vice president, by contrast, is in nazi groupchats with minors
Next article you can talk about how the vice president, by contrast, is in nazi groupchats with minors
The woman killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis last week served on the board of her son’s school, which linked to documents encouraging parents to monitor ICE and directing them to training. https://cnn.it/49yoNEa
January 14, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Thank you CNN for pointing out that everyone opposed to this regime has normal, pro-social links to the organizations that make up a liveable society where you can do normal shit.
Next article you can talk about how the vice president, by contrast, is in nazi groupchats with minors
Next article you can talk about how the vice president, by contrast, is in nazi groupchats with minors
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Unions and community orgs are calling for a Minnesota-wide shutdown in 10 days to protest the ferocious assault by federal immigration agents. They're saying on Jan 23, no work, no school, no shopping. SEIU Local 26, UNITE HERE Local 17, & others are supporting, w/ more to join. By me, Amie Stager
“We Are Facing a Tsunami of Hate”: Amid ICE Crackdown, Unions and Community Groups Call for Minnesota Shutdown in 10 Days
Following the ICE murder of Renee Good and an assault on the state by federal immigration forces, a labor-community coalition is calling for residents to refuse to work, shop or go to school on Januar...
inthesetimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Unions and community orgs are calling for a Minnesota-wide shutdown in 10 days to protest the ferocious assault by federal immigration agents. They're saying on Jan 23, no work, no school, no shopping. SEIU Local 26, UNITE HERE Local 17, & others are supporting, w/ more to join. By me, Amie Stager
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Get in loser, we're going to put our bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, to make it stop
January 13, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Get in loser, we're going to put our bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, to make it stop
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Nobody admits it but the real reason most people get cats is because they make a really good noise if you prod them while they're asleep.
January 12, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Nobody admits it but the real reason most people get cats is because they make a really good noise if you prod them while they're asleep.
“I like the bone temple” yeah buddy, we all like the bone temple, you don’t have to tell everybody about it
I love that we’re starting to get an influx of zero-context posts that say “I liked the bone temple” “the bone temple is good” etc
January 13, 2026 at 3:32 AM
“I like the bone temple” yeah buddy, we all like the bone temple, you don’t have to tell everybody about it
I love that we’re starting to get an influx of zero-context posts that say “I liked the bone temple” “the bone temple is good” etc
January 13, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I love that we’re starting to get an influx of zero-context posts that say “I liked the bone temple” “the bone temple is good” etc
a gigantic, tear-streaked thank you to everyone on here who recommended this movie recently boxd.it/cBsZiF
January 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
a gigantic, tear-streaked thank you to everyone on here who recommended this movie recently boxd.it/cBsZiF
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the DSA, the Federal Reserve, and the ladies who lunch have formed a popular front — it remains only to see if any elected Democrats will join them.
January 12, 2026 at 12:59 AM
the DSA, the Federal Reserve, and the ladies who lunch have formed a popular front — it remains only to see if any elected Democrats will join them.
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The KKK-stone Cops
Welcome to Minnesota, fuckers. Also this is super disturbing because the ICE agent's assault rifle appears to fire as he falls down.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
January 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
The KKK-stone Cops
look, you have to admit that “American Empire Dies of Eating Disorder” is, in the grimmest possible way, very fucking funny
I thought this was a joke but it’s an actual post from the White House: “we are ending the war on protein”
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
January 12, 2026 at 5:50 AM
look, you have to admit that “American Empire Dies of Eating Disorder” is, in the grimmest possible way, very fucking funny
this is a literal description of the Sunday service at my church full of cute little west village lifer old ladies this morning (the sunday school’s craft project was making Abolish ICE protest signs). the degree to which this is the moderate position cannot possibly be overstated
Church full of white people in the Midwest literally singing “we will abolish ICE” and guys like Chuck Schumer can’t bring themselves to say they will maybe possibly not give them another million dollars
January 12, 2026 at 5:44 AM
this is a literal description of the Sunday service at my church full of cute little west village lifer old ladies this morning (the sunday school’s craft project was making Abolish ICE protest signs). the degree to which this is the moderate position cannot possibly be overstated
mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the nans
The Methodist Senior Women's Rifle Club will be, simultaneously, the most decorated paramilitary unit of American Civil War 2, and the paramilitary unit connected to the most war crimes
January 12, 2026 at 12:43 AM
mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the nans
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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There is no attitude for which legacy journalists are more often rewarded by their bosses than "Everybody needs to calm down." It is a preening announcement that you are the adult in the room, immune from emotion or overreaction or "hysteria." And it is the worst imaginable priority for this era. >
January 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
There is no attitude for which legacy journalists are more often rewarded by their bosses than "Everybody needs to calm down." It is a preening announcement that you are the adult in the room, immune from emotion or overreaction or "hysteria." And it is the worst imaginable priority for this era. >
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do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
January 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
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I just did this, it took less than 30 seconds.
There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
January 11, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I just did this, it took less than 30 seconds.
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‘get the fuck out of minnesota [or else i swear i’ll have a bunch of minnesotans arrested for protesting you]!’
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 10, 2026 at 9:17 PM
‘get the fuck out of minnesota [or else i swear i’ll have a bunch of minnesotans arrested for protesting you]!’
got to see Grand Illusion on a big screen for the first time this morning and it really drove home that “when they sing La Marseillaise in the movie” is my single favorite discrete emotion. feels pretty relevant right now, couldn’t say why
January 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM
got to see Grand Illusion on a big screen for the first time this morning and it really drove home that “when they sing La Marseillaise in the movie” is my single favorite discrete emotion. feels pretty relevant right now, couldn’t say why