Carole U
@caroleu.bsky.social
Often affable.
(I was @scarycookies at the other place)
my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw
(I was @scarycookies at the other place)
my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw
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Wee poochy for the skyline
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Wee poochy for the skyline
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does cheese eat cheese food?
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
does cheese eat cheese food?
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i always accept cookies. who wouldn’t ? are you insane they’re delicious jfc
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
i always accept cookies. who wouldn’t ? are you insane they’re delicious jfc
Poking you in the shoulder as if there’s a backspace button there.
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Poking you in the shoulder as if there’s a backspace button there.
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After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
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PAVLOV: thank you for watching my dog! did they drool a lot?
SCHRÖDINGER: yes and no
SCHRÖDINGER: yes and no
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
PAVLOV: thank you for watching my dog! did they drool a lot?
SCHRÖDINGER: yes and no
SCHRÖDINGER: yes and no
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what if johnny depp was the tooth fairy
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
what if johnny depp was the tooth fairy
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I’m grateful that so many things are none of my business.
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m grateful that so many things are none of my business.
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Short circuited my witch curses, now they fry my gremlin trouble
November 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Short circuited my witch curses, now they fry my gremlin trouble
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When you were really looking forward to leaning over the fotboggan
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
When you were really looking forward to leaning over the fotboggan
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In the fabled land of Etre, the people worshipped a sacred dried fruit - The Raisin D'Etre was their raison d'être.
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
In the fabled land of Etre, the people worshipped a sacred dried fruit - The Raisin D'Etre was their raison d'être.
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My notifications are broken…oh wait
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My notifications are broken…oh wait
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Christmas music sounds like how disassociation feels
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Christmas music sounds like how disassociation feels
No, ordering more things because they have flat rate shipping is not frivolous because what if it turns out that I really like Olde Westport Dine-O-Mite Jalapeño Pepper powder? Huh, Janice? AND I’m supporting a small independent business. So fuck right out of my superego, imaginary bitch.
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
No, ordering more things because they have flat rate shipping is not frivolous because what if it turns out that I really like Olde Westport Dine-O-Mite Jalapeño Pepper powder? Huh, Janice? AND I’m supporting a small independent business. So fuck right out of my superego, imaginary bitch.
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ever since i was a child i always knew i wanted to mine every single moment of my waking life to make jokes on a computer
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
ever since i was a child i always knew i wanted to mine every single moment of my waking life to make jokes on a computer
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If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
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Ah, the hopeful joy of wearing a new shirt, and the quiet fear that it changes nothing
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ah, the hopeful joy of wearing a new shirt, and the quiet fear that it changes nothing
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dear follower: it is important you, specifically watch this video in its entirety
97: Defending yourself against a bionic leg with master ken
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
dear follower: it is important you, specifically watch this video in its entirety
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How dare you give me the tools to help myself.
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
How dare you give me the tools to help myself.
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If you see a strange shadow in your selfies, just know your soul is getting sucked into the internet. 🛜
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If you see a strange shadow in your selfies, just know your soul is getting sucked into the internet. 🛜
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hoof → hooves
grooves ← groof
grooves ← groof
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
hoof → hooves
grooves ← groof
grooves ← groof
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Grinning at your phone because you posted something dumb.
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Grinning at your phone because you posted something dumb.
He: "Dude called it Domeeno's!"
She: "You mean, instead of Domino's?"
He: "Yeah, he said Domeeno's! Funniest thing I ever heard!" (laughs way too much, considering)
She: (pause) "Right."
He: "DOMEENO'S!"
She: "Uh huh."
He: (still laughing) "Anyhow, want pizza?"
She: "No."
They're getting pizza now.
She: "You mean, instead of Domino's?"
He: "Yeah, he said Domeeno's! Funniest thing I ever heard!" (laughs way too much, considering)
She: (pause) "Right."
He: "DOMEENO'S!"
She: "Uh huh."
He: (still laughing) "Anyhow, want pizza?"
She: "No."
They're getting pizza now.
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
He: "Dude called it Domeeno's!"
She: "You mean, instead of Domino's?"
He: "Yeah, he said Domeeno's! Funniest thing I ever heard!" (laughs way too much, considering)
She: (pause) "Right."
He: "DOMEENO'S!"
She: "Uh huh."
He: (still laughing) "Anyhow, want pizza?"
She: "No."
They're getting pizza now.
She: "You mean, instead of Domino's?"
He: "Yeah, he said Domeeno's! Funniest thing I ever heard!" (laughs way too much, considering)
She: (pause) "Right."
He: "DOMEENO'S!"
She: "Uh huh."
He: (still laughing) "Anyhow, want pizza?"
She: "No."
They're getting pizza now.
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That’s not dandruff, it’s Parmesan, from my commute spaghetti.
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 AM
That’s not dandruff, it’s Parmesan, from my commute spaghetti.
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Don't rly appreciate the word "miracle" being used in the title of skin care products
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Don't rly appreciate the word "miracle" being used in the title of skin care products