swirlOsquirrel
@swirlosquirrel.bsky.social
Hollywoodland
Designer • Writer • Painter
All that glitters, has a high refractive index. Get thee down, be thou funky.
Designer • Writer • Painter
All that glitters, has a high refractive index. Get thee down, be thou funky.
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I decided to do a rewatch of “Mad About You” and by the 4th episode, they’re making fun of Trump for bouncing a check at the Gap.
That’s how long the country has been burdened with even passing consciousness of this schmuck. Can’t wait to never think about him ever again. Even as a joke.
#TeeVee 📺
That’s how long the country has been burdened with even passing consciousness of this schmuck. Can’t wait to never think about him ever again. Even as a joke.
#TeeVee 📺
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I decided to do a rewatch of “Mad About You” and by the 4th episode, they’re making fun of Trump for bouncing a check at the Gap.
That’s how long the country has been burdened with even passing consciousness of this schmuck. Can’t wait to never think about him ever again. Even as a joke.
#TeeVee 📺
That’s how long the country has been burdened with even passing consciousness of this schmuck. Can’t wait to never think about him ever again. Even as a joke.
#TeeVee 📺
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It bears mentioning that some who wander are lost AF.
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It bears mentioning that some who wander are lost AF.
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BREAKING: White House Thanksgiving photos reveal nobody sitting at the adult table.
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
BREAKING: White House Thanksgiving photos reveal nobody sitting at the adult table.
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nobody:
absolutely nobody:
me: it’s the creature from the black legume
absolutely nobody:
me: it’s the creature from the black legume
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
nobody:
absolutely nobody:
me: it’s the creature from the black legume
absolutely nobody:
me: it’s the creature from the black legume
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Just to remind you during this season of giving and understanding.🎄
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Just to remind you during this season of giving and understanding.🎄
please do not sleep on one of the best christmas movies that has ever been made.
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Bombing is for the plebs, pardons are for presidents.
That’s the message he’s trying to get across, because Bolsonaro’s fate (which he will inevitably share) is freaking him out.
That’s the message he’s trying to get across, because Bolsonaro’s fate (which he will inevitably share) is freaking him out.
trump: “no see we HAVE to blow up those boats in the caribbean, they could be carrying drugs!”
also trump:
also trump:
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Bombing is for the plebs, pardons are for presidents.
That’s the message he’s trying to get across, because Bolsonaro’s fate (which he will inevitably share) is freaking him out.
That’s the message he’s trying to get across, because Bolsonaro’s fate (which he will inevitably share) is freaking him out.
If you’ve got not only a coin, but say, a really NICE coin with the 72 letter Tetragrammaton Shem Ha-Mephorash on it, does that buy you extra privileges from Charon as you cross the river Styx?
Styx Boat On The River live ucca
YouTube video by uccazr
m.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If you’ve got not only a coin, but say, a really NICE coin with the 72 letter Tetragrammaton Shem Ha-Mephorash on it, does that buy you extra privileges from Charon as you cross the river Styx?
This is a person with their priorities in their proper order.
Snow storm is coming, had to grab champagne & a spare.
November 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
This is a person with their priorities in their proper order.
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We all got that one homie who emerged from the primordial ooze
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
We all got that one homie who emerged from the primordial ooze
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Resurrecting “Japanese Junk Food Gourmet” on my long-dormant TikTok. This week’s lineup: KFC potato chips (with actual KFC for science), oyster & butter chips, and NETFLIX Midnight Boost soda. Testing at midnight. Pray for my arteries and my sanity. Tried them yet?
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Resurrecting “Japanese Junk Food Gourmet” on my long-dormant TikTok. This week’s lineup: KFC potato chips (with actual KFC for science), oyster & butter chips, and NETFLIX Midnight Boost soda. Testing at midnight. Pray for my arteries and my sanity. Tried them yet?
Ok, this one’s just cool. 😄
Seconds left! Hurry!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/ter...
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Ok, this one’s just cool. 😄
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It’s not true that our wild bear habitat only contains a Billy Bob robot from an abandoned Showbiz Pizza Place. We also put a jukebox in there.
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It’s not true that our wild bear habitat only contains a Billy Bob robot from an abandoned Showbiz Pizza Place. We also put a jukebox in there.
Oof, that reminds me…
I have a friend who is haughty & a little new-agey & she’ll be at a house & say in a nonchalant but brisk way to its owner, “Make sure you regularly clean your crystals or their energy will be blocked.”
November 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Oof, that reminds me…
I guffawed. 😁
On sale now.
Delightfully vitriolic.👺
Like you.
"Free State Of California"
lnk.to/freestateofc...
Plus Dec 30 and 31 in San Francisco
For Drinks and Album Making
Punchline San Francisco Bitches🌉
With @jackiekashian.bsky.social !!!
punchlinecomedyclub.com
Delightfully vitriolic.👺
Like you.
"Free State Of California"
lnk.to/freestateofc...
Plus Dec 30 and 31 in San Francisco
For Drinks and Album Making
Punchline San Francisco Bitches🌉
With @jackiekashian.bsky.social !!!
punchlinecomedyclub.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I guffawed. 😁
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ROBOT: You cannot defeat us.
ENGLISH TEACHER: Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?
ROBOT: [twitch, spark]
ENGLISH TEACHER: Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?
ROBOT: [twitch, spark]
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
ROBOT: You cannot defeat us.
ENGLISH TEACHER: Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?
ROBOT: [twitch, spark]
ENGLISH TEACHER: Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?
ROBOT: [twitch, spark]
Please just go ahead and give #PLUR1BUS all the Emmys, because it’s one of the few shows where I cannot guess where it’s going next (this alone is unusual for me – half the time I can guess not just plot, but dialogue on first viewing).
It’s smart #TeeVee 📺 and frankly, surreal AF.
It’s smart #TeeVee 📺 and frankly, surreal AF.
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
What the actual? 😲
Oh, that is buckets of wrong.
Oh, that is buckets of wrong.
Had to go back to get proof
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
What the actual? 😲
Oh, that is buckets of wrong.
Oh, that is buckets of wrong.
BlackStone Loses $1.4 Billion Investment On Private Equity CHAOS
YouTube video by Stoic Finance
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Did you see me? 🫣 ❤️ Support your local PBS station by signing up for @pbs.org Passport today! www.pbs.org/explore/pass... #viewerslikemepbs #pbs
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Did you see me? 🫣 ❤️ Support your local PBS station by signing up for @pbs.org Passport today! www.pbs.org/explore/pass... #viewerslikemepbs #pbs
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Danny Seagren, the Jim Henson-trained puppeteer who performed on the kids show The Electric Company as a silent Spider-Man in the first live-action depiction of the Marvel superhero, has died. He was 81.
Danny Seagren, ‘Electric Company’ Star and the First Live-Action Spider-Man, Dies at 81
Danny Seagren, the Jim Henson-trained puppeteer who performed on the kids show The Electric Company as a silent Spider-Man in the first live-action depiction of the Marvel superhero, has died. He was 81.
bit.ly
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Danny Seagren, the Jim Henson-trained puppeteer who performed on the kids show The Electric Company as a silent Spider-Man in the first live-action depiction of the Marvel superhero, has died. He was 81.
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“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure."
~E. Ripley on Government Corruption
~E. Ripley on Government Corruption
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure."
~E. Ripley on Government Corruption
~E. Ripley on Government Corruption