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lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK????
me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD
me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD
Reposted by kim
honestly if 3 ghosts visited me to show me my past, present & future i’d probably just be on my phone the whole time
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
honestly if 3 ghosts visited me to show me my past, present & future i’d probably just be on my phone the whole time
honestly if 3 ghosts visited me to show me my past, present & future i’d probably just be on my phone the whole time
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
honestly if 3 ghosts visited me to show me my past, present & future i’d probably just be on my phone the whole time
waiter: are there any allergies at the table?
me (already drunk): BEES
me (already drunk): BEES
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
waiter: are there any allergies at the table?
me (already drunk): BEES
me (already drunk): BEES
what’s everyone wearing to toyotathon this year?
November 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
what’s everyone wearing to toyotathon this year?
if you don’t want to get murdered, i cannot stress this enough, do not live in a town where stuff like this never happens or have your whole life ahead of you.
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
if you don’t want to get murdered, i cannot stress this enough, do not live in a town where stuff like this never happens or have your whole life ahead of you.
who’s the fucken guy who names birds? i need a word
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
who’s the fucken guy who names birds? i need a word
i like when people put a big bow on their baby’s head like they’re a new car someone gets during a december to remember
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i like when people put a big bow on their baby’s head like they’re a new car someone gets during a december to remember
i know i’ll never be brutally murdered bc my smile does not light up a room
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
i know i’ll never be brutally murdered bc my smile does not light up a room
tryna write a diss track what rhymes with sinus infection?
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
tryna write a diss track what rhymes with sinus infection?
Reposted by kim
me: when you assume it makes an ass out of u
him: "and me"
me: i already mentioned u
him: "and me"
me: i already mentioned u
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
me: when you assume it makes an ass out of u
him: "and me"
me: i already mentioned u
him: "and me"
me: i already mentioned u
Reposted by kim
[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
{extremely blink-182 voice watching titanic}
🎵hey jack look rose is by the stairs
she let you sink and no one cares🎵
🎵hey jack look rose is by the stairs
she let you sink and no one cares🎵
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
{extremely blink-182 voice watching titanic}
🎵hey jack look rose is by the stairs
she let you sink and no one cares🎵
🎵hey jack look rose is by the stairs
she let you sink and no one cares🎵
Severance but for when you visit your family during the holidays
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Severance but for when you visit your family during the holidays
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
you of all people should know how dangerous ice can be smdh, jeremy.
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
you of all people should know how dangerous ice can be smdh, jeremy.
bird to holiday ratio:
thanksgiving: 1 bird
christmas: 184 birds
easter: 0 birds but 79,379 eggs
thanksgiving: 1 bird
christmas: 184 birds
easter: 0 birds but 79,379 eggs
November 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
bird to holiday ratio:
thanksgiving: 1 bird
christmas: 184 birds
easter: 0 birds but 79,379 eggs
thanksgiving: 1 bird
christmas: 184 birds
easter: 0 birds but 79,379 eggs
the fuck did i just see when i was walking my dog?
November 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
the fuck did i just see when i was walking my dog?
live footage of daylight savings taking the sun away at 4pm
November 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
live footage of daylight savings taking the sun away at 4pm
name a better thanksgiving song. i’ll wait…
November 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
name a better thanksgiving song. i’ll wait…
home depot should sell a 12ft turkey skeleton for thanksgiving
November 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
home depot should sell a 12ft turkey skeleton for thanksgiving
i’m listening to a true crime podcast at work as one does and the accused brother’s name in this episode is bart simpson and the host said yes ok his name is bart simpson but let’s move on and be mature and i immediately turned it off bc bitch, don’t tell me how to feel
October 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
i’m listening to a true crime podcast at work as one does and the accused brother’s name in this episode is bart simpson and the host said yes ok his name is bart simpson but let’s move on and be mature and i immediately turned it off bc bitch, don’t tell me how to feel
baby’s first costume contest (he didn’t win) so please tell him what a good he is
October 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
baby’s first costume contest (he didn’t win) so please tell him what a good he is
ruin a movie w one letter: Nightmare On Elmo Street
October 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
ruin a movie w one letter: Nightmare On Elmo Street
Reposted by kim
idea: demolish the entire White House, but make sure he and his administration are inside
October 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
idea: demolish the entire White House, but make sure he and his administration are inside
this is what’s wrong w our country
October 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
this is what’s wrong w our country