Dan Nye
@ohhidannye.bsky.social
Actor. Host. Writer. Married to B.
Oh hi!
I'm an elder emo millennial, trying to be positive in an increasingly negative world
⚽️ #Crew96 🖤💛
I'm probably making a joke
...yes, and?
Opinions are my own
He/Him
Oh hi!
I'm an elder emo millennial, trying to be positive in an increasingly negative world
⚽️ #Crew96 🖤💛
I'm probably making a joke
...yes, and?
Opinions are my own
He/Him
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Dan Nye
@ohhidannye.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Oh hi!
In the last few days, I've had in influx of new followers. So here, have a photo of me from 12 years ago that showcases a lot of my interests in one photo:
1) Soccer
2) Music
3) Acting
I did this for a potential soccer acting job which I did not book because I had no idea what I was doing
In the last few days, I've had in influx of new followers. So here, have a photo of me from 12 years ago that showcases a lot of my interests in one photo:
1) Soccer
2) Music
3) Acting
I did this for a potential soccer acting job which I did not book because I had no idea what I was doing
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Hi, my friend, comedian and creator of this meme passed away. To honor her memory, if you ever share this goofy ass meme, please credit Tiana Miller, most people never did. Pour one out for a legendary shitposter, people 🌈
December 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Hi, my friend, comedian and creator of this meme passed away. To honor her memory, if you ever share this goofy ass meme, please credit Tiana Miller, most people never did. Pour one out for a legendary shitposter, people 🌈
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This headline got me all exited that Elizabeth Warren was going to fight The Batman.
December 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This headline got me all exited that Elizabeth Warren was going to fight The Batman.
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The @thelouvreof.bsky.social will never go out of business
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The @thelouvreof.bsky.social will never go out of business
I don't remember the last time I actually did 4 workouts in 7 days
But that's this week
My back has been super fucked up, and it's been genuinely helping, so...
Sigh.
But that's this week
My back has been super fucked up, and it's been genuinely helping, so...
Sigh.
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I don't remember the last time I actually did 4 workouts in 7 days
But that's this week
My back has been super fucked up, and it's been genuinely helping, so...
Sigh.
But that's this week
My back has been super fucked up, and it's been genuinely helping, so...
Sigh.
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Having had some time to ruminate on KILL BILL: THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR, I gotta tell you, Uma Thurman is electric. I didn’t appreciate it enough at the time of release but god damn. She’s acting her ass off the whole time and looking incredible doing it.
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Having had some time to ruminate on KILL BILL: THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR, I gotta tell you, Uma Thurman is electric. I didn’t appreciate it enough at the time of release but god damn. She’s acting her ass off the whole time and looking incredible doing it.
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Did you hear about the new non-binary mystery show?
Murder, she/they
Murder, she/they
How does a non-binary serial killer kill people? they slash them 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Did you hear about the new non-binary mystery show?
Murder, she/they
Murder, she/they
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i could draw a sideways eight forever
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
i could draw a sideways eight forever
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adding alt text to your photos is like washing your hands after going to the bathroom- both take a little extra time, but theyre the right thing to do, and it’s gross if you don’t.
December 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
adding alt text to your photos is like washing your hands after going to the bathroom- both take a little extra time, but theyre the right thing to do, and it’s gross if you don’t.
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Don't watch me break down a cardboard box unless you want to fall in love with me
December 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Don't watch me break down a cardboard box unless you want to fall in love with me
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[on the set of Scarface]
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
December 7, 2025 at 8:51 AM
[on the set of Scarface]
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
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I’m out of words and hand ability but you know what this is.
Six families & a camp. Four medical emergencies. Four families out in the rain. A newborn. Two toddlers. You help. Click “weekly”—the ONLY support coming in but it only covers half the need…
Six families & a camp. Four medical emergencies. Four families out in the rain. A newborn. Two toddlers. You help. Click “weekly”—the ONLY support coming in but it only covers half the need…
Keep Hope Alive: a Gaza Giving Circle
We are a team of volunteers in the US and UK, led by two sisters passionate about helping our friends on the ground keep their families and neighbors alive with food, water, & shelter. We saw that their...
chuffed.org
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I’m out of words and hand ability but you know what this is.
Six families & a camp. Four medical emergencies. Four families out in the rain. A newborn. Two toddlers. You help. Click “weekly”—the ONLY support coming in but it only covers half the need…
Six families & a camp. Four medical emergencies. Four families out in the rain. A newborn. Two toddlers. You help. Click “weekly”—the ONLY support coming in but it only covers half the need…
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
This just reminded me that my sister and I had a different version when we would see fake wood paneling on the side of a mini van or station wagon
Instead of 'punch buggy' it was 'beaver wack'
No idea where this game came from
Instead of 'punch buggy' it was 'beaver wack'
No idea where this game came from
Black punch buggy no punch backs.
December 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This just reminded me that my sister and I had a different version when we would see fake wood paneling on the side of a mini van or station wagon
Instead of 'punch buggy' it was 'beaver wack'
No idea where this game came from
Instead of 'punch buggy' it was 'beaver wack'
No idea where this game came from
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Movie theatres forever
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Movie theatres forever
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oh you love me? name everything ive ever done.
oh you love music name five songs
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
oh you love me? name everything ive ever done.
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But how do you tell an alligator you want to see them right away
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 AM
But how do you tell an alligator you want to see them right away
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want to write a show that advertises itself with “you’re gonna want to be a little too high for this.”
December 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
want to write a show that advertises itself with “you’re gonna want to be a little too high for this.”
The 'Caps lost it the second they pulled Ahmed for Gauld
Ahmed was easily the best, most pressing attacker in the first part of that second half
You already had one 10 on in Muller. If you wanted Gauld, you needed to pull Muller
The wind fell out of their sails and that lost them the game
Ahmed was easily the best, most pressing attacker in the first part of that second half
You already had one 10 on in Muller. If you wanted Gauld, you needed to pull Muller
The wind fell out of their sails and that lost them the game
December 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The 'Caps lost it the second they pulled Ahmed for Gauld
Ahmed was easily the best, most pressing attacker in the first part of that second half
You already had one 10 on in Muller. If you wanted Gauld, you needed to pull Muller
The wind fell out of their sails and that lost them the game
Ahmed was easily the best, most pressing attacker in the first part of that second half
You already had one 10 on in Muller. If you wanted Gauld, you needed to pull Muller
The wind fell out of their sails and that lost them the game
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Does anyone know of any other examples of where a video synchs perfectly to other audio, like the This Is America video clip set to Call Me Maybe?
October 8, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Does anyone know of any other examples of where a video synchs perfectly to other audio, like the This Is America video clip set to Call Me Maybe?
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How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
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The same week the Donald Trump and his regime scrambled to justify deadly air strikes on fishing boats in the Caribbean, he accepted the so-called “FIFA Peace Prize.” You cannot make this up.
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The same week the Donald Trump and his regime scrambled to justify deadly air strikes on fishing boats in the Caribbean, he accepted the so-called “FIFA Peace Prize.” You cannot make this up.
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Finch
"Letters To You"
Falling Into Place - EP
October 9, 2001
https://music.apple.com/us/album/letters-to-you/1604918119?i=1604918133
"Letters To You"
Falling Into Place - EP
October 9, 2001
https://music.apple.com/us/album/letters-to-you/1604918119?i=1604918133
Letters To You - Song by Finch - Apple Music
Listen to Letters To You by Finch on Apple Music. 2001. Duration: 3:20
music.apple.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Finch
"Letters To You"
Falling Into Place - EP
October 9, 2001
https://music.apple.com/us/album/letters-to-you/1604918119?i=1604918133
"Letters To You"
Falling Into Place - EP
October 9, 2001
https://music.apple.com/us/album/letters-to-you/1604918119?i=1604918133
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This should have been the day one approach.
But better late than never definitely applies here.
But better late than never definitely applies here.
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara issued a stern warning to his officers on Thursday: Intervene when you see Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents using unlawful force or lose your job.
Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job
Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.
www.ms.now
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This should have been the day one approach.
But better late than never definitely applies here.
But better late than never definitely applies here.
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Always exciting for the White House when they can be sycophantic and racist in one move:
"National parks add Trump's birthday to list of fee-free days and remove MLK Day, Juneteenth"
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-a...
"National parks add Trump's birthday to list of fee-free days and remove MLK Day, Juneteenth"
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-a...
National parks add Trump's birthday to list of fee-free days and remove MLK Day, Juneteenth
The change to the schedule comes shortly after the Trump administration announced new fees for non-resident visitors.
www.cbsnews.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Always exciting for the White House when they can be sycophantic and racist in one move:
"National parks add Trump's birthday to list of fee-free days and remove MLK Day, Juneteenth"
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-a...
"National parks add Trump's birthday to list of fee-free days and remove MLK Day, Juneteenth"
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-a...