Native Minnow
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A doctor, but not the important kind. Bill Clinton lookalike, but not the important kind.
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Anybody who is like “Piracy is activism!”—trust me, supporting your local library is about 1000% more effective activism, and it’s still free for you and authors still get paid!
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Anybody who is like “Piracy is activism!”—trust me, supporting your local library is about 1000% more effective activism, and it’s still free for you and authors still get paid!
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the four types of poster on bsky
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
the four types of poster on bsky
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It was my turn to put up the holiday decorations
November 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
It was my turn to put up the holiday decorations
Just did a bunch of Christmas shopping at a bookstore. Everyone in my family will love my favorite series dammit.
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Just did a bunch of Christmas shopping at a bookstore. Everyone in my family will love my favorite series dammit.
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“Well, I learned one thing. ... This works good on clothes, but don’t try it on your dog.”
November 29, 2025 at 12:07 PM
“Well, I learned one thing. ... This works good on clothes, but don’t try it on your dog.”
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when jesus resurrected the romans were like no way and everyone else was like Yahweh
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
when jesus resurrected the romans were like no way and everyone else was like Yahweh
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First out in every spelling bee logging on
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
First out in every spelling bee logging on
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in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook
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If you’re 6’ or taller the “no elbows on the table” rule shouldn’t apply. A dinner table is too low to comfortably rest your forearms. It’s bad etiquette to make me suffer
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
If you’re 6’ or taller the “no elbows on the table” rule shouldn’t apply. A dinner table is too low to comfortably rest your forearms. It’s bad etiquette to make me suffer
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The hospital texted me a $14,000 bill on Thanksgiving morning, truly the US is the greatest country on Earth
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The hospital texted me a $14,000 bill on Thanksgiving morning, truly the US is the greatest country on Earth
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however you celebrate this year remember: do not drop your phone in the toilet
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
however you celebrate this year remember: do not drop your phone in the toilet
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People surprised at RFK Jr's appeal don't realise how fashionable distressed leather is in some circles.
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
People surprised at RFK Jr's appeal don't realise how fashionable distressed leather is in some circles.
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Me: (after eating 8 fun size Snickers) omg this IS fun
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Me: (after eating 8 fun size Snickers) omg this IS fun
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You have a moral obligation to make thanksgiving uncomfortable with your conservative family members. Make them defend this shit.
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You have a moral obligation to make thanksgiving uncomfortable with your conservative family members. Make them defend this shit.
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One thing I really like about myself is no one has to wonder how I feel about them so if someone doesn’t want to be my friend anymore, they basically have to throw a rock at me and yell “go away” like in HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS.
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
One thing I really like about myself is no one has to wonder how I feel about them so if someone doesn’t want to be my friend anymore, they basically have to throw a rock at me and yell “go away” like in HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr
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I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
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stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
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I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
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give this man a little house and he IMMEDIATELY turns into a "get off my lawn" guy
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
give this man a little house and he IMMEDIATELY turns into a "get off my lawn" guy
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guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
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When you're trying to evolve but life hits hard
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
When you're trying to evolve but life hits hard
My niece, an art major, sketched a pic of my dad. Her brother, who’s referred to
him as “Grumpa” since he was 3, said he looked too happy in it, so she re-drew him. The second one where he’s scowling definitely looked more realistic. This is his legacy.
him as “Grumpa” since he was 3, said he looked too happy in it, so she re-drew him. The second one where he’s scowling definitely looked more realistic. This is his legacy.
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
My niece, an art major, sketched a pic of my dad. Her brother, who’s referred to
him as “Grumpa” since he was 3, said he looked too happy in it, so she re-drew him. The second one where he’s scowling definitely looked more realistic. This is his legacy.
him as “Grumpa” since he was 3, said he looked too happy in it, so she re-drew him. The second one where he’s scowling definitely looked more realistic. This is his legacy.