Madame LaCrooz
@madamelacrooz.bsky.social
At the corner of Bliss and Blunt.
Do not make me punch you.
Do not make me punch you.
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Madame LaCrooz
@madamelacrooz.bsky.social
· Jan 20
A study of violent vs. non-violent civil resistance since 1900:
3.5 %
That's what it takes.
3.5 %
That's what it takes.
Heard a hint of zeppelin and it had me up way way way past my bedtime cuz it got very very very loud cuz I’m the one with the remote
December 20, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Heard a hint of zeppelin and it had me up way way way past my bedtime cuz it got very very very loud cuz I’m the one with the remote
The ghost of Christmas past and a whole lotta kids.
December 20, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The ghost of Christmas past and a whole lotta kids.
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when you're conceived, your "self" begins borrowing matter from the universe like checking out books from a library. in a tub your feet exchange particles with the water. where do you end and begin? that's why it's ontologically impossible to get mad at me for stealing pens from the bank. they're me
December 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
when you're conceived, your "self" begins borrowing matter from the universe like checking out books from a library. in a tub your feet exchange particles with the water. where do you end and begin? that's why it's ontologically impossible to get mad at me for stealing pens from the bank. they're me
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The B-52s: Where should we plan to play in Italy?
Manager: Rome, if you want to.
Manager: Rome, if you want to.
December 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The B-52s: Where should we plan to play in Italy?
Manager: Rome, if you want to.
Manager: Rome, if you want to.
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Probably a good thing that I’m not the Barefoot Contessa, since I’d want to have a daughter and name her Olive Garten. Then I’d marry the comedic actor from ‘It’s Always Sunny’ so that my name became Ina Garten-DeVito, baby.
December 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Probably a good thing that I’m not the Barefoot Contessa, since I’d want to have a daughter and name her Olive Garten. Then I’d marry the comedic actor from ‘It’s Always Sunny’ so that my name became Ina Garten-DeVito, baby.
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Getting ready for a show and moving pretty slow- just put my shaper on backwards so now I have boobs front *and* back.
December 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Getting ready for a show and moving pretty slow- just put my shaper on backwards so now I have boobs front *and* back.
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So... any kind of plausible deniability that somebody might have really had an innocent or unaware relationship with this guy rather falls apart when you see the full scale of how it was literally all he ever did and talked about, every waking moment of his life and to everyone he knew.
December 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
So... any kind of plausible deniability that somebody might have really had an innocent or unaware relationship with this guy rather falls apart when you see the full scale of how it was literally all he ever did and talked about, every waking moment of his life and to everyone he knew.
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while I'm lying here maybe someone could feed me spaghetti one noodle at a time so I can use my hands to post, it's just an idea
December 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
while I'm lying here maybe someone could feed me spaghetti one noodle at a time so I can use my hands to post, it's just an idea
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just had a burrito so good I'm thinking about eating the paper it came in
December 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
just had a burrito so good I'm thinking about eating the paper it came in
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Guess what? Australia is already tightening, already tightened gun controls since the Bondi attacks.
This is how a true country, that protects their citizens, react.
Here? Pretty much tough shit. When is enough enough America?
#DefendersOfDemocracy @thedefofdemocracy.bsky.social
This is how a true country, that protects their citizens, react.
Here? Pretty much tough shit. When is enough enough America?
#DefendersOfDemocracy @thedefofdemocracy.bsky.social
December 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Guess what? Australia is already tightening, already tightened gun controls since the Bondi attacks.
This is how a true country, that protects their citizens, react.
Here? Pretty much tough shit. When is enough enough America?
#DefendersOfDemocracy @thedefofdemocracy.bsky.social
This is how a true country, that protects their citizens, react.
Here? Pretty much tough shit. When is enough enough America?
#DefendersOfDemocracy @thedefofdemocracy.bsky.social
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Grim. ("CSAM" is Child Sexual Abuse Material).
December 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Grim. ("CSAM" is Child Sexual Abuse Material).
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Me: I feel a deep, mystical connection to you.
Ouija board: S-T-O-P-C-A-L-L-I-N-G-W-E-B-R-O-K-E-U-P
Ouija board: S-T-O-P-C-A-L-L-I-N-G-W-E-B-R-O-K-E-U-P
December 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Me: I feel a deep, mystical connection to you.
Ouija board: S-T-O-P-C-A-L-L-I-N-G-W-E-B-R-O-K-E-U-P
Ouija board: S-T-O-P-C-A-L-L-I-N-G-W-E-B-R-O-K-E-U-P
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Speaking as a connoisseur of shitty dingdongs fighting with each other in the most embarrassing way imaginable I am enjoying this thread quite a bit
Conservative cold war just went hot at AmFest. Shapiro just came for Candace Owens, Tucker Carlson, and Steve Bannon HARD, not sideways or with caveats but head-on and furious
Tucker Carlson speaks in about an hour. I can't believe I get to be here for this
Tucker Carlson speaks in about an hour. I can't believe I get to be here for this
December 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Speaking as a connoisseur of shitty dingdongs fighting with each other in the most embarrassing way imaginable I am enjoying this thread quite a bit
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It's another extremely spicy night at TPUSA's AmFest, where Rob Schneider has just roundly lambasted Trump for bombing small boats from Venezuela and called Candace Owens retarded and the greatest gifted the world has ever known
December 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It's another extremely spicy night at TPUSA's AmFest, where Rob Schneider has just roundly lambasted Trump for bombing small boats from Venezuela and called Candace Owens retarded and the greatest gifted the world has ever known
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A dick move sounds like it should be a good thing but it's not.
December 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
A dick move sounds like it should be a good thing but it's not.
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Let there be a “Department of Unfucking” tasked to handle it, so the next president is free to “go high,” if need be.
There's a series of things (like the ballroom, Gulf of America) that we're going to have to *undo* the moment this guy is out of office.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
The president's name was added to the sign outside the performing arts center.
December 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Let there be a “Department of Unfucking” tasked to handle it, so the next president is free to “go high,” if need be.
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Of course I live in the past, have you seen the present?
October 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Of course I live in the past, have you seen the present?
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Did you ever notice how Jesus acts like Christmas is all about him?
December 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Did you ever notice how Jesus acts like Christmas is all about him?
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Noem is using the Brown University shooter to end an entire visa program, but it should be noted that Pete Hegseth, just today, murdered more than twice as many people
December 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Noem is using the Brown University shooter to end an entire visa program, but it should be noted that Pete Hegseth, just today, murdered more than twice as many people
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I’m going to have another drink I say as I’m pouring my first.
September 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I’m going to have another drink I say as I’m pouring my first.
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Seeing all the buff guys in the gym here made me want to start exercising. So I started with a 5 pound potato bag in each arm. I lift each 15 times then rest and then lift them 15 more times. That's it for the day. If I don't feel too stiff tomorrow I'm thinking about putting a potato in each bag
December 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Seeing all the buff guys in the gym here made me want to start exercising. So I started with a 5 pound potato bag in each arm. I lift each 15 times then rest and then lift them 15 more times. That's it for the day. If I don't feel too stiff tomorrow I'm thinking about putting a potato in each bag
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Anyone who won’t commit to taking Trump’s branding off the Kennedy Center, Institute of Peace, F-47, etc has no business leading the Democratic Party in 2028.
December 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Anyone who won’t commit to taking Trump’s branding off the Kennedy Center, Institute of Peace, F-47, etc has no business leading the Democratic Party in 2028.