Madame LaCrooz
@madamelacrooz.bsky.social
At the corner of Bliss and Blunt.
Do not make me punch you.
Do not make me punch you.
December 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Oops pocket dialed
pickin uppa chickin
at Costco
so much gold it’s practically a White House ballroom-
buncha hams that can’t move.
pickin uppa chickin
at Costco
so much gold it’s practically a White House ballroom-
buncha hams that can’t move.
December 13, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Oops pocket dialed
pickin uppa chickin
at Costco
so much gold it’s practically a White House ballroom-
buncha hams that can’t move.
pickin uppa chickin
at Costco
so much gold it’s practically a White House ballroom-
buncha hams that can’t move.
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike.
Or else.
Or else.
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike.
Or else.
Or else.
Like aLLLLLLLLLLLL the way.
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Like aLLLLLLLLLLLL the way.
Love ‘The Lowdown’ for all the low key truth.
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Love ‘The Lowdown’ for all the low key truth.
Another criminal free thanks to this GOP administration
November 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Another criminal free thanks to this GOP administration
And then the real map that makes The White House throw sh*t.
November 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
And then the real map that makes The White House throw sh*t.
It is over. More than 2200 kids.
November 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
It is over. More than 2200 kids.
My neighborhood goes all out for Halloween. 3 haunted houses. 2200 kids last year. (There’s an official counter. Who knew.) They block off the streets. Bring in busses. I had no idea. I just live here and always decorate. No wonder I always run out of candy.
October 31, 2025 at 8:34 AM
My neighborhood goes all out for Halloween. 3 haunted houses. 2200 kids last year. (There’s an official counter. Who knew.) They block off the streets. Bring in busses. I had no idea. I just live here and always decorate. No wonder I always run out of candy.
There's no such thing as "quality" when you're dumping sh*t on America.
October 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
There's no such thing as "quality" when you're dumping sh*t on America.
I liked the eagles.
October 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I liked the eagles.
One of my succulents did this .
Who knew.
Who knew.
October 2, 2025 at 7:11 AM
One of my succulents did this .
Who knew.
Who knew.
Minion Johnson's own district
October 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Minion Johnson's own district
without downloading anything new, where are you mentally
September 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
without downloading anything new, where are you mentally
I was looking for that concert still but found this instead. Aww me.
The Marin Flea Market
The Marin Flea Market
September 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I was looking for that concert still but found this instead. Aww me.
The Marin Flea Market
The Marin Flea Market
September 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Well *technically* isn’t this the mechanical god they envisioned?
September 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Well *technically* isn’t this the mechanical god they envisioned?
She heads up Transportation at our BAD AF (Bay Area Division - Antifa Factory).
September 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
She heads up Transportation at our BAD AF (Bay Area Division - Antifa Factory).
"Apprentice' represented the cultural magnitude of President Trump's singular brilliance, which captured the [Z]eitgeist of our time"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHsnortHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHwow Miller really outdid himselfHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHsnortHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHwow Miller really outdid himselfHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
![snip from court docs regarding Trump's lame suit against the NYT because he is a verrrrry insecure man: "Apprentice' represented the cultural magnitude of President Trump's singular brilliance, which captured the [Z]eitgeist of our time"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rmvb7hdj4ql5wv5yqm5scmam/bafkreiht2vallb7gsqzlk2gg4brc2t7gq4mnj2bv5rmf3amzcj2gfkivbi@jpeg)
September 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"Apprentice' represented the cultural magnitude of President Trump's singular brilliance, which captured the [Z]eitgeist of our time"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHsnortHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHwow Miller really outdid himselfHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHsnortHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHwow Miller really outdid himselfHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
If half the country is his enemy...
September 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If half the country is his enemy...
Listed ´authoritarian capitulation slimeballs’ as my reason for cancelling.
September 18, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Listed ´authoritarian capitulation slimeballs’ as my reason for cancelling.
Oh shit. What have I done!?! 😱
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in September.
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in September.
September 8, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Oh shit. What have I done!?! 😱
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in September.
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in September.
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
September 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr