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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · Jun 3

Fourth Date Idea: You tell me this isn't working. We hug one last time. You then back over me repeatedly with your 2015 Kia Sportage

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 31m

Fister mister

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 31m

Oh yeah it's a good one

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I did 😂😂

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 2h

this episode of existence today is brought to you by the letters wtf

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 18d

feeling less irritated now that i’ve convinced myself the upstairs neighbors are a lovely horse family

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1h

The trick is to not die from anger-induced stroke or cancer, and to outlive these fuckers.

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👻 S P O O K E R S T A R fish 👻 @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social · 2h

i wonder what i will want when i get what i want

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2h

i’m suing jd vance for causing my tubes to tie themselves

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 3h

*puts phone down gently, in case you’re making a soufflé*

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 3h

My teacher told my parents I skeet at a 7th grade level.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 3h

Happy Great White Northsgiving!!🍗

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 1h

😍
🫷✊🫸
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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 1h

😂😂😂

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 4h

Now pronouncing doesn’t as dirsnt.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 4h

Doom is back!

*dirsnt mention that he’s still wearing his Mastodon onesie*

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 1h

when shitposters die they go to AltSky

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 1h

when shitposters get married, a reply guy has to be the best man. i don't make the rules

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rocks fall everyone dies 🪨 akrul @cassiterite.bsky.social · 1h

told my mom about my hospital visit ama

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rocks fall everyone dies 🪨 akrul @cassiterite.bsky.social · 1h

"if u see this qrp with a video game
that came out the year u were born"

I follow the trends

the cover of the Battletoads video game, featuring a large bipedal toad with spiked kneecaps, belt, and bracers, lifting a giant rock in one hand and throttling what appears to be an anthropomorphic coyote creature with the other hand.

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 1h

😂😂😂

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 2h

Still have some qweesh left!

A slice of my fennel sausage meatballs, cheeses, and multiple veggies quiche.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 2h

Frantic Treasures-
the gift shop for the forgetful.

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 2h

surviving solely out of spite at this point

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 2h

I do not, but that is a good question.

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 9h

Thank you for pointing out the logical fallacy in my fart joke

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