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trouteyes
@trouteyes.bsky.social
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Captain of the Good Team. Artist, Visionary, None of your Businessman, and paperback writer for kids.
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · Nov 16
My kids books make nice presents.

Read one to a small person you know.

Keep kids reading ❤️
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · Feb 5
I may or may not walk five hundred miles
And I may or may not walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who may or may not have walked
a thousand miles to fall or not fall down at your door

- The Disclaimers
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 7h
Dancing at the disco
bumper to bumper
Maradona in pink & blue 80s jumper
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 8h
A spoon full of HP makes the medicine go brown, the medicine go brown.
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 8h
They were so lucky their photographer was completely sozzled.
Photographer lies in puddle to get shot of happy couple kissing against a blue sky and reflected in said puddle
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 8h
Thanks. Dive deep into Poke fun x
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thepokeuk.bsky.social @thepokeuk.bsky.social · 9h
25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week.
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · Nov 16
My kids books make nice presents.

Read one to a small person you know.

Keep kids reading ❤️
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 2d
Anyone fancy a game of Solitaire?
Side eye glancing goose
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 2d
Nice view
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 3d
EPIC! X
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 3d
Predict Bow will like the beach a lot.
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 3d
It's too bad Kenny won't live
but then again, who does?
The police man from Bladerunner
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 3d
I'm sorry I said your poem about the little hedgehog was predictable and that the rhyme wasn't really working properly.
Leia talks to Luke, who looks sad.
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 3d
Are you going to be long in there, Matthew?
Jesus knocking gently on a shut door.
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 3d
It's from trouteyes and Kenny. They're getting the brass band back together.
Hoffman and Redford as journalists looking at some copy in a newspaper office. From All the President's Men.
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 3d
Segall plays electeic guitar while Theresa May courtsies to Kate
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 3d
You had me at can I have you ❤️
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 3d
I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my t
Chameleon clamping shut a frog's mouth.
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 3d
Propellor Hat
Jodphurs
Spinny Bow Tie

PROCEED TO CHECKOUT ✅
Youn entrepreneur in a jet, laptop open on a table in front of him.
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 3d
The sun comes up
another day begins
and I don't even worry
'bout the state I'm in
heads so heavy
and I'm looking thin
but when the sun goes down
I'm gonna start again
Morris Dancers getting right into it
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 3d
I'm coming up
(in a bit)
so you better get this partly started
Nice pig in bed
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 3d
Someone's knocking the door
Somebody's ringing the bell
Do me a favour open the door and let em in
Big owl knee-deep in snow
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 3d
Leting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, after the money's gone
One lady picks a mushroom. Her friend runs naked in the distance...
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 3d
And your shoulders are frozen (cold as the night)
Oh, but you're an explosion (you're dynamite)
Your name isn't Rio, but I don't care for sand
And lighting the fuse might result in a bang, b-b-bang-oh
Theresa May sings
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 4d
Good x
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 4d
DuckDuckGo my Lord
DuckDuckGo
DuckDuckGo my Lord
DuckDuckGo
DuckDuckGo my Lord
DuckDuckGo
Oh Lord
DuckDuckGo
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