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trouteyes
@trouteyes.bsky.social
Captain of the Good Team. Artist, Visionary, None of your Businessman, and paperback writer for kids.
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My kids books make nice presents.

Read one to a small person you know.

Keep kids reading ❤️
Physio killed the radio star :(
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Good news for people who like to hemorrhage money in a place that looks like a cross between a motorway service station and a leisure centre.
December 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
You can't put millet on a skillet. Too small. Too fiddley.
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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🎵I bet that you'd look good in a bookstore, I don't know if you're looking for a romance, I don't know what you're looking for.

I said, I bet that you look good in a bookstore, looking for a book like "I Robot", or "1984".

Or "1984".🎵
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I like to eat Asafoetida
Right up my street Asafoetida
Funky-ass treat Asafoetida
Smells like my feet Asafoetida
December 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Christmas
December 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
This is so disgusting.
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Mild thing
You make my heart sing
You make everything
Pleasant
Mild thing
I think I'm fond of you
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
December 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Loving would be easy if your colours were like my drea
December 16, 2024 at 7:52 PM
BRING ME A HIYA LOVE
December 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I ❤️ CELEBRITY BAKE OFF
December 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Gandalf Sandy? Are you sure?
December 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
CHUTNEY BUSINESS CONTROLS THE INTERNET
December 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Male dancers at the Royal Ballet have been informed they must wear jockstraps during performances. This includes everybody, even those who only have small parts.
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 AM
YOU HAD ME AT GNAT CONTROL ❤️
December 4, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Hey, lead thieves!
December 3, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Oliver Hardy and Ronnie O'Sullivan Sandy? Are you sure?

Aye, Tosh. I'm sure. I'd recognise those two anywhere.
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
3 minutes 44 seconds is great Tick Tock, a new personal best, but we think you can go even faster.
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Dr Dre made more money selling headphones than he ever did practicing medicine.
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Ninety-nine, a hundred, coming ready or not.
November 30, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Christmas a young person some Indiana Bones. It's like someone (me) put Scooby Doo and Harrison Ford in a Hadron Collider and pressed go ❤️

Funny adventure stories to keep kids reading xx
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 AM
RT If a naughty elephant's ever sucked your wig off.
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Spinning Wheels. What a world we live in!
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM