SteveP 🇨🇦
@stevecantsmell.bsky.social
I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs.
he/him/his.
Expect puns.
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he/him/his.
Expect puns.
By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4
Say something, cowards! -> https://ngl.link/stevecantsmell
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SteveP 🇨🇦
@stevecantsmell.bsky.social
· Dec 6
My therapist says you're the problem
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this dog did a Oooh Big Shake and that lost her the title
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
this dog did a Oooh Big Shake and that lost her the title
Post your favorite “The Lord of The Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Post your favorite “The Lord of The Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
Sigh. Everything reminds me of her
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Sigh. Everything reminds me of her
Post your warning label
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Post your warning label
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Post your warning label
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Post your warning label
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I started my coffee maker without water
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I started my coffee maker without water
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Starting a paranormal TV series, and the woman takes a picture of herself and then, in the side of her picture is a shadowy figure when she looks back, so she goes to look in the woods for it?
Y'all. So stupid.
Y'all. So stupid.
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Starting a paranormal TV series, and the woman takes a picture of herself and then, in the side of her picture is a shadowy figure when she looks back, so she goes to look in the woods for it?
Y'all. So stupid.
Y'all. So stupid.
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Omg just saw a guy eating a sausage sandwich at the Christmas Market get hit by an elf on a bike
It was the wurst bike accident I ever saw
It was the wurst bike accident I ever saw
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Omg just saw a guy eating a sausage sandwich at the Christmas Market get hit by an elf on a bike
It was the wurst bike accident I ever saw
It was the wurst bike accident I ever saw
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Happy American Thanksgiving 🦃🦃🌮
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Happy American Thanksgiving 🦃🦃🌮
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NOT shocked. This bitch is unpredictable.
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
NOT shocked. This bitch is unpredictable.
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
American Thanksgiving kind of sucks because it's cold and gross and nobody works but nobody is around because they're busy with their cold and gross real life people and sales.
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
American Thanksgiving kind of sucks because it's cold and gross and nobody works but nobody is around because they're busy with their cold and gross real life people and sales.
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Breaking Bad is different from what I remember
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Breaking Bad is different from what I remember
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Your humor isn't inappropriate enough. Goes home.
November 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Your humor isn't inappropriate enough. Goes home.
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someone added me to a disparagingly named block list for asking people to please use alt text, so I added him to a list called “keeps spamming people to tell them he sat on his balls”
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
someone added me to a disparagingly named block list for asking people to please use alt text, so I added him to a list called “keeps spamming people to tell them he sat on his balls”
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This new at home Botox kit, RestingRichFace™️, claims that I too will be telling straight face lies in no time.
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This new at home Botox kit, RestingRichFace™️, claims that I too will be telling straight face lies in no time.
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How many calories does eating a giant plate of nachos burn?
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
How many calories does eating a giant plate of nachos burn?
I convinced someone that the "Teenage Wasteland" song was called "Baba Ganoush". He won't get fooled again.
#NameAnObjectSong
#HashTagGames
#NameAnObjectSong
#HashTagGames
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I convinced someone that the "Teenage Wasteland" song was called "Baba Ganoush". He won't get fooled again.
#NameAnObjectSong
#HashTagGames
#NameAnObjectSong
#HashTagGames
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what was this guy’s fucking problem
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
what was this guy’s fucking problem
"But doctor, I'm the nut during no-nut November!"
a man in a suit and bow tie is pointing at something with the words the problem behind him
ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is pointing at something with the words the problem behind him
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
"But doctor, I'm the nut during no-nut November!"
What film makes you irrationally angry?
Rudy infuriates me off to no end.
Rudy infuriates me off to no end.
two men are standing in front of a crowd of people and looking up at the sky .
ALT: two men are standing in front of a crowd of people and looking up at the sky .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
What film makes you irrationally angry?
Rudy infuriates me off to no end.
Rudy infuriates me off to no end.
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Me: I need the utmost privacy in phones, chats, searches
Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Me: I need the utmost privacy in phones, chats, searches
Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
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I wrote a "quiet piggy" skeet about Lord of the Flies but deleted it bc it was too dark even for me
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I wrote a "quiet piggy" skeet about Lord of the Flies but deleted it bc it was too dark even for me
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Who up almost choking to death on they acid reflux?
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Who up almost choking to death on they acid reflux?