SteveP 🇨🇦
@stevecantsmell.bsky.social
I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs.
he/him/his.
Expect puns.
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he/him/his.
Expect puns.
By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4
Say something, cowards! -> https://ngl.link/stevecantsmell
friend
vodka
crabs
vodka
crabs
a crab wearing a cowboy hat with the word yeeclaw written below it
Alt: a crab wearing a cowboy hat with the word yeeclaw written below it
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November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
friend
vodka
crabs
vodka
crabs
Yeah, magnets, meep!
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Yeah, magnets, meep!
Night watch were in Maskerade, as Count de Nobbs and Count de Tritus. Lol
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Night watch were in Maskerade, as Count de Nobbs and Count de Tritus. Lol
And Maskerade (#18) takes the piss at opera but, wow, with the constant fat jokes.
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
And Maskerade (#18) takes the piss at opera but, wow, with the constant fat jokes.
12:56pm (EST/-0500)
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
12:56pm (EST/-0500)
You actually burn more calories than take in. It's science!
November 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
You actually burn more calories than take in. It's science!
"We gotta find a way to make the Navy cool"
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"We gotta find a way to make the Navy cool"
Speaking of remakes—Freaky Friday had issues. The premise of the first one is “things are tough for both of you, try to be understanding” In the second, it’s “being a kid, sucks. Being an adult is awesome.”
But Rudy’s dad was a piece of shit and I can’t believe people love that movie.
But Rudy’s dad was a piece of shit and I can’t believe people love that movie.
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Speaking of remakes—Freaky Friday had issues. The premise of the first one is “things are tough for both of you, try to be understanding” In the second, it’s “being a kid, sucks. Being an adult is awesome.”
But Rudy’s dad was a piece of shit and I can’t believe people love that movie.
But Rudy’s dad was a piece of shit and I can’t believe people love that movie.
Indiana has a lot to answer for.
Now can we discuss the awfulness of the premise of The Parent Trap? Keep twins apart from each other in a custody agreement?!
Now can we discuss the awfulness of the premise of The Parent Trap? Keep twins apart from each other in a custody agreement?!
The Parent Trap None Of My Business GIF
ALT: The Parent Trap None Of My Business GIF
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Indiana has a lot to answer for.
Now can we discuss the awfulness of the premise of The Parent Trap? Keep twins apart from each other in a custody agreement?!
Now can we discuss the awfulness of the premise of The Parent Trap? Keep twins apart from each other in a custody agreement?!
I hate Notre Dame on principle!
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I hate Notre Dame on principle!
His shitty dad "infuriates me off" so much I botched my skeet. grrr
November 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
His shitty dad "infuriates me off" so much I botched my skeet. grrr
You don't want to upset the little uns
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
You don't want to upset the little uns