SteveP 🇨🇦
@stevecantsmell.bsky.social
I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs.
he/him/his.
Expect puns.
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he/him/his.
Expect puns.
By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4
Say something, cowards! -> https://ngl.link/stevecantsmell
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SteveP 🇨🇦
@stevecantsmell.bsky.social
· Dec 6
My therapist says you're the problem
American Thanksgiving kind of sucks because it's cold and gross and nobody works but nobody is around because they're busy with their cold and gross real life people and sales.
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
American Thanksgiving kind of sucks because it's cold and gross and nobody works but nobody is around because they're busy with their cold and gross real life people and sales.
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Breaking Bad is different from what I remember
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Breaking Bad is different from what I remember
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Your humor isn't inappropriate enough. Goes home.
November 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Your humor isn't inappropriate enough. Goes home.
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someone added me to a disparagingly named block list for asking people to please use alt text, so I added him to a list called “keeps spamming people to tell them he sat on his balls”
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
someone added me to a disparagingly named block list for asking people to please use alt text, so I added him to a list called “keeps spamming people to tell them he sat on his balls”
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This new at home Botox kit, RestingRichFace™️, claims that I too will be telling straight face lies in no time.
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This new at home Botox kit, RestingRichFace™️, claims that I too will be telling straight face lies in no time.
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How many calories does eating a giant plate of nachos burn?
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
How many calories does eating a giant plate of nachos burn?
I convinced someone that the "Teenage Wasteland" song was called "Baba Ganoush". He won't get fooled again.
#NameAnObjectSong
#HashTagGames
#NameAnObjectSong
#HashTagGames
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I convinced someone that the "Teenage Wasteland" song was called "Baba Ganoush". He won't get fooled again.
#NameAnObjectSong
#HashTagGames
#NameAnObjectSong
#HashTagGames
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what was this guy’s fucking problem
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
what was this guy’s fucking problem
"But doctor, I'm the nut during no-nut November!"
a man in a suit and bow tie is pointing at something with the words the problem behind him
ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is pointing at something with the words the problem behind him
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
"But doctor, I'm the nut during no-nut November!"
What film makes you irrationally angry?
Rudy infuriates me off to no end.
Rudy infuriates me off to no end.
two men are standing in front of a crowd of people and looking up at the sky .
ALT: two men are standing in front of a crowd of people and looking up at the sky .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
What film makes you irrationally angry?
Rudy infuriates me off to no end.
Rudy infuriates me off to no end.
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Me: I need the utmost privacy in phones, chats, searches
Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Me: I need the utmost privacy in phones, chats, searches
Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
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I wrote a "quiet piggy" skeet about Lord of the Flies but deleted it bc it was too dark even for me
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I wrote a "quiet piggy" skeet about Lord of the Flies but deleted it bc it was too dark even for me
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Who up almost choking to death on they acid reflux?
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Who up almost choking to death on they acid reflux?
change one letter and ruin a chocolate bar
Almond Soy
Almond Soy
Change one letter and ruin a chocolate bar
SARS
SARS
Change one letter and ruin a candy.
Milk Cuds
Milk Cuds
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
change one letter and ruin a chocolate bar
Almond Soy
Almond Soy
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I'm not sure that I think it's a good idea to encourage people who think they might have ADHD to do all the research they can on ADHD
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I'm not sure that I think it's a good idea to encourage people who think they might have ADHD to do all the research they can on ADHD
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Who are these international men everyone's talking about?
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Who are these international men everyone's talking about?
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This just in... international males are half off tomorrow!
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This just in... international males are half off tomorrow!
Confusing T-even and T-odd viruses?
Problematic phage gap
Problematic phage gap
The paint on the walls ends a foot below your crown moulding?
Problematic beige gap
Problematic beige gap
Your blocking keeps putting one of the dancers in the orchestra pit?
Problematic stage gap
Problematic stage gap
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Confusing T-even and T-odd viruses?
Problematic phage gap
Problematic phage gap
Share a TV series you’ve watched from beginning to end more than once
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Share a TV series you’ve watched from beginning to end more than once
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Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
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Share a TV series you’ve watched from beginning to end more than once
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Share a TV series you’ve watched from beginning to end more than once
What’s all this Piggy talk? Sucks to your asmar!
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
What’s all this Piggy talk? Sucks to your asmar!
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I quit the former Twitter two years ago this week, and I am here to tell you that my online life got a lot better for having left it. In two years I've not been tempted to go back, and I haven't felt any penalty in either career or community for not being there. It's nice to be here and not there.
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I quit the former Twitter two years ago this week, and I am here to tell you that my online life got a lot better for having left it. In two years I've not been tempted to go back, and I haven't felt any penalty in either career or community for not being there. It's nice to be here and not there.
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.