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Data scientist. She/her. I have two rabbits who love sleeping under my bed at night and scaring away the monsters. Cambridge MA #44,135
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I saw a thread from someone whose username was taliajane, but nothing like that from Talia Lavin
I met him when he was biking with a group on Mem Drive on a Saturday after it was no longer closed to traffic. I definitely support someone who supports cyclists
Do you know what the cause of the surge is? I'm seeing a lot of mentions of it, but no explanation
Oof :(

I assumed that Essential Craftsman wasn't going to be "woke", though I was prepared to be pleasantly surprised. Oh well.
So, the Essential Craftsman channel on Youtube? Who seemed like a soft-spoken guy who just wants to teach people how to use tape measures correctly?

His latest video is a eulogy for Charlie Kirk. I'm glad all the comments are pushing back, but I don't think it will change anything. Unsubscribed.
Me, too. I bet they think we're only "virtue signaling" by saying so, though. They think we all talk like them in our private chats! It's maddening
Hugh Hefner bought his cemetery plot expressly so he would be buried next to her for eternity. She can't even rest when she's dead
Well, shoot.

The good news is I can stop searching for a protein powder I actually like
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
"No Kings but Stephen King because I'm halfway through The Shining"
Poland had elections for king, so it's possible to have a monarchy without heredity. (Not saying we should do this, though.)
It makes me want to figure out the optimal layout of the letters so that it's efficient to use. Like, E should be close to the beginning of its dial, and letters that are often next to each other should be on different rings so you can dial the second without waiting for the first to spin back
"Semicolons make writing seem smart, so I'm going to find a sentence; take out the commas; and replace them with semicolons."
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Oh my God please let this be the first high-profile mistrial by terminal onlineness
Justice Department lawyers reposted President Trump’s statements and may have inadvertently endangered their prosecution of Luigi Mangione, violating the judge’s explicit orders that DOJ employees refrain from public comment about the case. trib.al/b9U7CY1
DOJ in Trouble After Lawyers Reposted Trump Rants on Luigi Mangione
The Justice Department’s case against Luigi Mangione just hit a major obstacle.
trib.al
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An honest-to-god judge actually wrote "'Not Like Us' by Kendrick Lamar dealt the metaphorical killing blow" in a formal legal opinion.

No one has ever lost a beef this badly, and no one ever will.
NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.

More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social
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no further questions
I'm a small-ish white woman, and I feel safer walking around my city at night than I do when I visit my suburban hometown. Empty streets are far scarier to me than streets where there are people around.
I haven't prayed in years, but I will for Dolly Parton
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What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.
A photo of Diddy
Call me Ishmael. Congress has not authorized the use of military force.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Congress has not authorized the use of military force.
why is sentence two in every story not "congress has not authorized the use of military force"