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Data scientist. She/her.

I have two rabbits who love sleeping under my bed at night and scaring away the monsters.

Cambridge MA
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Scathing dissent from Justice Kagan:

"[T]his Court reverses that judgment based on its perusal, over a holiday weekend, of a cold paper record. We are a higher court than the District Court, but we are not a better one when it comes to making such a fact-based decision."
Reuters: U.S. SUPREME COURT REVIVES REDRAWN PRO-REPUBLICAN TEXAS VOTING MAP INTENDED TO HELP TRUMP'S PARTY KEEP CONTROL OF CONGRESS
December 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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bisexuals are so confusing it's fucking annoying. do you have sex twice a month or once every two months
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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hi my dame is what, my dame is who, my dame is chika chika dench judy
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Sorry I stopped posting it’s just that I hate this website
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I am once again asking for a link, kind readers, even though at this point it might not be worth reading any more of this saga. Also, I might be behind, since the last post I read ended with Nuzzi being afraid RFK Jr would kill her
the last Lizza post ended on a cliffhanger where Lizza teased a recording of Trump talking about the assassination attempt that would potentially "shatter our understanding of recent history." in the latest drop he reveals that he doesn't know what the recording was and also it has been destroyed.
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Imagining a children's book about the dangers of relying on LLMs, titled AmelAI BedelAI
December 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
A podcast claimed Samuel Johnson wrote his dictionary partly out of spite, but I can't find confirmation.

I'd love to believe that Americans trolled some English guy so hard he spent 7 years compiling a full list of English words just to be like, “And you’ll notice, ‘eggnog’ isn’t in it!”
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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“everyone is twelve” theory has reached Senator Kelly
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
What's up, broton nuclear magnetic resonance?
What's up, twice baked brotato?
What's up, central brocessing unit?
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Fuck Hulu. I cancelled my subscription and still got charged this month. I should have known better than to bother subscribing in the first place just to binge one new season of one show.

And now their support queue is too long for them to help me. Of course.
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I don't want to give Ryan Lizza money, but I want to read Part 3. Please halp
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Martin Scorsese's "The Secret Garden"
Werner Herzog’s “Annie”.
Sergio Leone’s “Miracle On 34th Street”
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
So this sucks. I used to love studying in the library as a student :( Barker is especially beautiful

www.reddit.com/r/mit/commen...
From the mit community on Reddit: MIT plans to close 3 libraries
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November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I would love a little hummingbird camera! Maybe if it looks like a flower, I could get a lot of hummingbird pics. Might need to make it a sugar-water feeder somehow so I'm not just disappointing them
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The paint on the walls ends a foot below your crown moulding?

Problematic beige gap
Your blocking keeps putting one of the dancers in the orchestra pit?

Problematic stage gap
Your thanksgiving stuffing doesn’t taste right?

Problematic sage gap.
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I had forgotten until the Larry Summers Epstein news broke that I was a grad student in applied physics at Harvard when he said women were biologically unable to do STEM at an elite level. I was struggling as a student in my first year at the time.
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Did you know only female Anopheles mosquitoes can spread malaria from person to person? I drew a comic randomly inspired by this fact.
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
There needs to be a montage where tech bros pitch a Peter Thiel-looking guy their ideas for monetizing kindness with stuff like wearable cameras that send your data to an AI system to rate your kindness, a blockchain for favors, and a tiresome number of social credit score apps
Dark comedy about a billionaire who hears the phrase, "Kindness costs you nothing," and drives himself insane trying to find a way to monetize kindness
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Dark comedy about a billionaire who hears the phrase, "Kindness costs you nothing," and drives himself insane trying to find a way to monetize kindness
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Someone just reacted to an email I sent with an emoji. Like, I got an email "🎉 So-and-so has reacted to your message:" I didn't know that was a thing. Is it a thing? Or is replying to an email with a picture of an emoji reaction just like a meme I haven't seen?
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM