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Data scientist. She/her.

I have two rabbits who love sleeping under my bed at night and scaring away the monsters.

Cambridge MA
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Martin Scorsese's "The Secret Garden"
Werner Herzog’s “Annie”.
Sergio Leone’s “Miracle On 34th Street”
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
So this sucks. I used to love studying in the library as a student :( Barker is especially beautiful

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November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I would love a little hummingbird camera! Maybe if it looks like a flower, I could get a lot of hummingbird pics. Might need to make it a sugar-water feeder somehow so I'm not just disappointing them
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The paint on the walls ends a foot below your crown moulding?

Problematic beige gap
Your blocking keeps putting one of the dancers in the orchestra pit?

Problematic stage gap
Your thanksgiving stuffing doesn’t taste right?

Problematic sage gap.
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I had forgotten until the Larry Summers Epstein news broke that I was a grad student in applied physics at Harvard when he said women were biologically unable to do STEM at an elite level. I was struggling as a student in my first year at the time.
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Did you know only female Anopheles mosquitoes can spread malaria from person to person? I drew a comic randomly inspired by this fact.
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
There needs to be a montage where tech bros pitch a Peter Thiel-looking guy their ideas for monetizing kindness with stuff like wearable cameras that send your data to an AI system to rate your kindness, a blockchain for favors, and a tiresome number of social credit score apps
Dark comedy about a billionaire who hears the phrase, "Kindness costs you nothing," and drives himself insane trying to find a way to monetize kindness
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Dark comedy about a billionaire who hears the phrase, "Kindness costs you nothing," and drives himself insane trying to find a way to monetize kindness
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Someone just reacted to an email I sent with an emoji. Like, I got an email "🎉 So-and-so has reacted to your message:" I didn't know that was a thing. Is it a thing? Or is replying to an email with a picture of an emoji reaction just like a meme I haven't seen?
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The best part of getting into a show based on a book series is that I can just read the books instead of waiting for Season 3 to be released to find out what happened #silo
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Can Jack Dorsey bring back Google Reader, please? Thanks!
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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this applies to several republican representatives right now and i think it would be very good practice to observe it.
the correct way to handle truly odious defections from an enemy is just to refrain from spitting on them. you don't have to make friends with them and you absolutely shouldn't trust them. just refrain from spitting on them when they are attacking your enemies
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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when they go low there's no benefit in going high if you're not gonna open fire
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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One of the funniest parts of these Epstein emails is how astonishingly fucking illiterate these elite slimeballs are. Their sincere minds are the ur-dreck that dril channeled as comedy.
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This guy was in charge of Harvard for years, and he writes like he's posting on 4chan?

I bet he thought that IQ line was so clever. He probably told it to everyone he knew. He seems like that kind of guy
Here's the full Summers email, btw.
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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These same bums will be asking us for cash at the next deadline; looking forward to sending this back to every Senate fundraising text
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
If the UK had surrendered halfway through the Blitz, many lives would have indeed been saved. But many more would have been lost under Nazi occupation AND THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T SURRENDER TO FASCISTS!

Nothing about this deal tonight seems like a negotiated peace of any sort. Just a capitulation.
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
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November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
From the sound of it, this is still going on
Anti-fois-gras protesters outside of Pammy's, near Central Square in Cambridge. Police were rolling up as I was walking by.
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Anti-fois-gras protesters outside of Pammy's, near Central Square in Cambridge. Police were rolling up as I was walking by.
November 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Báthory would be a good name for a brand of high-end bath soaps
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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ADMIN: We’d love to keep feeding folks if only it were legal.

JUDGES 1 & 2: It’s legal!

ADMIN: Sorry, not sure I believe you.

JUDGE: NOT feeding them is illegal! Feed them now!!

ADMIN: Let me talk to your supervisor.

APPEALS: Feed them.

ADMIN: I only really listen to one court. SCOTUS?
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM